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 Danie Slap Dash Harris's Profile |
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| Age: | 28 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| Last Login: | Mar 30, 2007 (976 days back) |
About Me |
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I have freckles all over my face and a lazy eye when tired or drunk. I bite my nails, still suck my fingers and fidget continuously. Distracted without difficulty owing to a concentration span of a flea, I also tend to suffer from an atrocious timekeeping medical condition. I am easily lead astray and persistently chance upon awkward situations. I do however have a few qualities: I am perfectly graceless, frightfully good at the artform known as clumsy and utterly absent minded. I boast inexcusable table manners, lack lady like charm and have been compared with Stig of the Dump but generally, I have developed a good knack of being able to laugh at myself. Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Sideshow Bob, Tommy Cooper, That fella from Police! Camera! Action!, Terry Nutkins and Dennis the Menace. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
My Blog |
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Fancy Dress (Aged 5) |
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| 18th January
Fancy Dress
I went to a fancy dress party. at Mexico. we ate crabs and fish. I went as a rainbow. I. won a book. my sister wasn t. there becasue she wasn't born I was one.
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 15:25:00 GMT |
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The Carol Concert (aged 6) |
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| 2nd November
The Carol Concert
I would like to be a reindeer because I like to be brown and I have horns and I fly to work all day and all night I can eat and lots of other things too. Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 20:40:00 GMT |
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Danger on Sports Day (aged 4) |
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| July 13th
Danger on Sports Day
One day I went to a sports Day and ther was a hole and I did fol down and monster came I found a ladder I did climbed up the ladder the monster climed up the ladder but ... Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:08:00 GMT |
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Giggles (aged 5) |
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| 28th April
Giggles
Lottie got the giggles at the table "Stop that. and eat your breakfast," said Mum. Lottie stopped laughing. But Ned got the milk. Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:21:00 GMT |
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A letter to Chris Condron (aged 6) |
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| 8th Fed 1988
Dear Chris, you are inviled to my house to stay for the night my mummy said and my home is very comfortable and tidy, you can play in the garden but without making a mess. so they promise... Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:58:00 GMT |
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In the Playground (Aged 6) |
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| June 1st
In the playground
at playground Laura and me had the same dollies and when I was going to show the dinner lady and I when I was going away I did fall over.
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:07:00 GMT |
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My Nasty Dream (Aged 4 without corrections) |
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| May 21st
My nasty dream
One night I had a tummy-ache and I went to my mummy and dady I said to dady I have a very bad tummy-ache then my mummy said what then I hat to say it agean then I had to sleep ... Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:37:00 GMT |
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My name is Ben (aged 6) |
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| 12th Oct
My name is Ben and. I am a police dog I have. a Bos he is. my friend and Im his friend I drink all my water I like Jerry. Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:58:00 GMT |
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The Kingdom Under the sea (aged 6) |
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| Monday 25th April
The Kingdom under the sea
One day a fisherman went out to get some fish when he got home there was a girl and her parents died so the girl said I'm going to be your wife, every monin... Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 20:31:00 GMT |
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Daniela Harris Learning to Write (Aged 6) |
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| Monday December 12th
The tramp felt the rat in the bag and held it in his strong hand. He let it smell the crisps. Then, he fell and sent the rat into the pond. He kepped the bag in his hand. Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 17:50:00 GMT |
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Danie Slap Dash Harris's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. stig of the dump, sideshow bob, terry nutkins, police camera, lack lady, table manners, awkward situations, tommy cooper, lazy eye, dennis the menace, artform, camera action, freckles, fella, knack, medical condition, slap, nails, concentration, fingers |
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