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All Of Us Are In The Gutter, But Some Of Us Are Looking Up At The Stars
Age:	37 years old
Sex:	Male
Location:	Scotland
Country:	United Kingdom
Height:	5' 5"
BodyType:	Slim / Slender
Zodiac:	Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19)
Last Login:	Jun 30, 2008 (534 days back)
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About Me
MySpace Layouts MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds It was raining the day it happened, the day everything changed, the day the world changed forever, the day I was born. A monumental moment you may say, well if you believe my Mum I was born asleep, smacked by the doctor I cried once then fell asleep again. Start as you mean to go on I say. The early years are a blur, apparently a beautiful baby I used to carry a plastic hammer with me everywhere, then when somebody peered into the pram I would proceed to smack them with the hammer. Oh those were the days. The teenage years were forgettable, full of rejection and loneliness (no point in feeling sorry now, the scars are what made me me) Education came and went, yet more failure, then came work. Oh how time flies when you're having fun (I think I may have mistaken the word fun for another one) During all this time I had a dream, an ambition, an aim to turn my daydreaming into something real. So I turned to writing, Novels, Short Stories, Screenplays, anything to get those dreams out there, to make something of myself. With your help those dreams could come true. Help make my Mum proud. Cheers Munchkins
My Interests
Add yourself to the map. Let's see how small a world we can make it.I love listening to all sorts of music and watching film, but most importantly to me I enjoy writing. I have written two novels, a book of short stories and several short film scripts, I am currently trying to get the novels published, as it is my dream to make money from my daydreaming. All of the books listed below are available in print or can be downloaded from www.lulu.com/alcanlin HEAVEN"Heaven is a lap dancing club run by Jack Fisher and Max Morton. To say it has a reputation is an understatement. They do not call it Heaven for nothing. The exploits around the club are being investigated by the police, and they set up an undercover investigation. But things are not always what they seem. The lines between love & hate, business & pleasure become blurred, as you are thrown into a world of shady criminals, bent coppers and beautiful women. Can you keep up? Or is Heaven too much for you?" TWISTED LOVE"A collection of short stories all of them are loosely based around the theme of love, but with a twist. The Smell - is about a woman who suspects her husband of having an affair because of the smell of perfume on his clothes, but can she handle the truth. Two Men In A Lift - does exactly what it says on the tin, it's about two men stuck in a lift. Ifs And Buts - is an obsession that leads to tragic consequences. Last Breath - is a man looking back on his life and trying to work out if things really did go wrong. Some of the stories might make you think or even cry, but they will take you where you were not expecting to go." BLACK & WHITE"Morven lives her entire life behind a camera, she feels safer, more in control. Her job as a forensic photographer exposes her to life's more seedy side. Especially when there's a serial killer running loose in the city and the people in her dreams start to appear on the mortuary slab the next day. She starts to worry about her own sanity. Life is thrown into further turmoil when she recieves a phonecall from her mother telling her that her father is dying. She is forced to return to the small town she grew up in and was so desperate to escape, finding out a family secret that turns her world upside down. She can't hide from life any more, but who she turns to puts her in mortal danger."
I'd like to meet: Anybody and everybody. Feel free to talk to me, I'm only little, so I won't bite. I will reply to everybody who adds a comment (and that's a promise)."There's only one thing worse than being talked about, and that's not being talked about."
Music: Johnson, Sons and Daughters, Ben Folds, Cake, Rilo Kiley, Isobel Campbell, Arcade Fire, Aberfeldy, Astrid Williamson, Teenage Fanclub, Cake, Hefner, Pavement, Gravenhurst, Nina Simone, John Lee Hooker, Al Green, Otis Redding, Juliana Hatfield, Butterfly Boucher, The Zutons, Devendra Banhart, Ron Sexsmith, Martha Wainright, Josh Ritter, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, The Bees, Beverley Knight, Joss Stone, Emiliana Torrini, I Am Kloot, The Kills, Mull Historical Society, Architecture In Helsinki, Nick Cave, The Go! Team, Fine Young Cannibals, Regina Spektor, Plan B, Belle and Sebastian ____________________________________________________________ _____________The Hedrons - Heatseeker Add to My Profile \| More Videos stacey's mom Add to My Profile \| More Videos Love is thunder Add to My Profile \| More Videos Make your own Banner Here!
Movies: MySpace Movie Lists at MySpace Toolbox !
Television: Doctor Who, those sad antique shows on daytime telly, The Apprentice, sadly I always find myself addicted to Big Brother. I know, I'm sad. C.S.I. (the original), Law & Order Download from www.lulu.com!
Books: MySpace Book Lists at MySpace Toolbox !
Heroes: Dennis Potter, Muhammed Ali, Ken Rosenthal, Ken Loach, Mike Leigh, John Peel Download it from Lulu.com!
My Background and Lifestyle
MaritalStatus:	Single
SexualOrientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Glasgow
Smoker:	No
Drinker:	No
Children:	Someday
Education:	Some college
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My Blog
Do Me A Favour Part 3
I looked at the note in my hand. I looked up at the building. &nbs... Posted by Alistair on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:20:00 PST
Death Of A Used Car Salesman Prt 3
Death Of A Salesman (Cont) "You okay?" Harry looked up, she looked like Franklin.&n... Posted by Alistair on Sun, 11 May 2008 03:29:00 PST
Death Of A Used Car Salesman Prt 2
Death Of A Used Car Salesman (Cont) "I think we should go into business together." "Pardon?" Harry looked at Franklin a... Posted by Alistair on Sun, 11 May 2008 03:25:00 PST
Death Of A Used Car Salesman Prt 1
Death Of A Used Car Salesman "Is this how it ends?" He thought. The concrete floor of the car lot was damp; he could feel it soaking into... Posted by Alistair on Sun, 11 May 2008 03:12:00 PST
Brians Brothers Bike
BRIAN’S BROTHER’S BIKE Brian sat at his bedroom window watching the world go by. He could see for miles from his high sentry point. He lived with his mother... Posted by Alistair on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:06:00 PST
Another Planet
It's supposed to be a love story Hope it doesn't make you cry Hope it makes you feel Another Planet Her eyes looked down on him as he lay... Posted by Alistair on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:50:00 PST
The Blissful Moment
The Blissful Moment It wasn't ill fitting clothes it was an ill fitting body. The shadows, the edges, the blemishes and scars. ... Posted by Alistair on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:14:00 PST
Never Blonde Enough
This one was inspired by Sanda Thank you ;) Let me know what you think Never Blonde Enough She looked down a... Posted by Alistair on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:19:00 PST
Made By You
My first ever attempt at poetry Take the time to stop laughing and tell me what you think Made By You The knife goes deep And with just a little twist A simple movement And it all floods out Things t... Posted by Alistair on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:29:00 PST
Christmas Cheer
My little attempt at a Christmas story Let me know what you think Cheers CHRISTMAS CHEER "Come on you lot! Get a move o... Posted by Alistair on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:05:00 PST
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