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You have smoked yourself retarded |
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| Age: | 34 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | New York City, NEW YORK |
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| Height: | 6' 0" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
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| Last Login: | May 10, 2008 (579 days back) |
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About Me |
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Scarface, Brian, Kenny, and I are twentysomething underachievers who live together, play together and worship their hookah, nicknamed Billy Bong Thronton. One night, while on a munchies run, Kenny innocently stops to share some junk food with a listless NYPD patrol horse. Unfortunately, the horse is a diabetic and keels over dead. Kenny is arrested as a cop killer! A kind, sensitive kindergarten teacher, Kenny isn't cut out for life in prison. Nasty Nate, a huge, menacing inmate on the prowl for a companion, has his eye on Kenny. To rescue their bud from this love-struck felon, Thurgood, Brian and Scarface hastily resolve to raise Kenny's bail-$100,000, no small sum to our marginally-employed heroes. I work as a janitor in a government funded research lab, and I find out that I have unlimited access to phenomenal-quality, government grown pot, which inspires our only viable solution: starting a home delivery weed service. But only until we can raise the necessary bail. After all, we're fund-raisers, not drug dealers. Our efforts lead us on a wacky quest through the reefer subculture of New York City. And our scheme catches on, the profits start rolling in and I even find a beautiful girlfriend, Mary Jane who persuades me to swear off pot forever. When it looks as though we may just pull it off…well, everything comes dangerously close to going up in smoke. Get this video and more at MySpace.com Get this video and more at MySpace.com Get this video and more at MySpace.com Get this video and more at MySpace.com Get this video and more at MySpace.com Get this video and more at MySpace.com .. |
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My Interests |
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Weed, bongs, hookas, pipes, bright colors, flying |
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I'd like to meet:Get this video and more at MySpace.com |
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Music:Sir Smoka Lot, Coolio, Lucious Jackson, The Pharcyde, Bloodhound gang, UB40 |
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Movies:Dazed and Confused, How high?, Cheech & Chong |
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Television:Real World, Chappelle Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Saturday Night Live |
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Heroes:Billy Bong Thornton, Wesley Pipes, Sampson Simpson, Sir Smoka Lot*Marijuana Hall of Fame* Bob MarleyJimi HendrixLouis ArmstrongJack BlackCheech & ChongBob DylanThe Beatles- Lennon/McCartney/Harrison & StarrMick JaggerRichard PryorGeorge MichaelsWillie NelsonDr. DreIce CubeNate DoggSnoop Dogg |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | Black / African descent |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Yellow Springs, OH |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Occupation: | Janitor/ Fund-Raiser |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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My Blog |
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Half Baked Quotes |
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| [quitting] Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Ha... Posted by Thurgood Jenkins on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:07:00 PST |
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Wild420.com, Marijuana The Band, Tommy Chong, The Dude/Jeff Lebowski, WEED SOCiETY, Seven Leaf Spread, essa, RaUl Ki©aS, matthew, Lewis Black, §Thè Õthêr fãcës ôf J-DíDDÿ§, Cuchata, Adam, J-Kish -JoN(Needs Some)PeacE, I aM nOt A iRiSh BeEzY, i Am ThE iRiSh BeEzY, BT Wilts, ~Victoria~, Hat3 m3 or lov3 m3 I dont giv3 a fuck, Stud Master Flex, scotty, ~$*Sternik*$~, Sean, song writer for life ♥'s Ashtin, tim.e's slow, Gibbs, T yoder, Tarheel Honey, sir-tokes-alot
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