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 Itchweeed's Profile |
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My name is Itchweeed, I can weedeat like a muthafucka boy |
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| Age: | 98 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Haitiwok, NORTH CAROLINA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 2" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | Jun 22, 2008 (519 days back) |
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About Me |
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Jeff's Feelings I am the type of mutha fucka that the average human can't keep up with. I am the type of mutha fucka, most mutha fucka's can't put up with. I've been born more times than a 3 balled tom-cat on a B.C. year Christmas night. It's shit like that, that alert people to embrace the confusion. Speaking modern style, my home boy James Blunt says it best. "your beautiful". You, the two eye balls reading this, I love the ones who won , I love all those who lost. I love myself with the view of two. I love all those who strive to win. Therfore, I can weed-eat like a mutha fucka boy, I can still limelight, like a mutha fucka, I can multiply mutha fucka times 82. leaving you with the thought of, what the hell is this cat thinking. or better yet, where the hell is this dog from. I HAIL FROM HAITIWOK, Yet I relocate everyday!!! There ain't no staircase to Heaven, for it's a speed of light ride I enjoy every week. Improve to thy extreeem...Bash-Ivey sexy ass make me cream. |
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My Interests |
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| Painting the city Tourqoise, whipping zebra's asses wif belts, paying respect to my downed homey Wesley Willis. Bash Ivey's lay, everynight it's right. Avoiding a fight with my baby Bash Ivey, she is my telepathic, witchcraft, guider through out the sphere of this worlds girth. smiling is always nice. | |
I'd like to meet:Nostradomas, Leonardo Divinci, Micheal Jackson, Seal, Eddie Better, Scott Weiland, Momma Goose, Daddy Goose, Giraffe's in Africa, That boy name Tyrone, Chicken George, Toby, Shaniquita, Ice Cycle Wimp, Junebug, Big Dick Superman, Queen Furrgina, Judge Judy, A. Hitler as a holocost victim. Sexy Pussies with big Torpedos, Water Moccasins, Well endowed Morphidites, Pope John Paul 19th, Brandon from training with Shannon, Chip from Laurinburg, G from Compton, Snoop Dog with Indo and the street it road down. The guys that pave the roads in America. The D.O.T. Rocks Bitches. V-Ice, Jack the Ripper, Rip the Jacker, Jack off Johnny Hairy Asshole. And all my homeboys from roots. Moses, and the visionary who wrote Genisis, the drug the guy used to write revelations, Johnny Cash, Sister Soldier, and a big ass herd of hairless, albino, black angus, anphibious, wise teradactle, and so on and so on sister, her Godfather EEETEEECEEE. |
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Music:All original Itchweeed landscape tool jams. |
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Movies:the only movies I see are the movies I am in. Thats not cocky, thats just erotic, followers of all the depths of other deminsions. hollar back at the cranks |
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Television:Television is the vision of a visionarys way of mass producing in and entrepre-nuric like faction, that inspires fucked up syles of masterbation. The master of the zoo, says the reveloution will not be televised. At least not on the itchweeed tube. |
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Books:Books, Books, everywhere Books. the shelf that holds you creates all the looks, from the peeping toms to the porn star sluts. They really turn me on like the silk on a corn shucks wallabe bears bare ass. Books, Books, Looks at me, Looks at me wanker for everyone to see. It produces a fluid, that reads the book of enternity, that 300 million sperms all get in, overall Olympic win. over and over again, for my book is the heart within. |
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Heroes:My 5th, 12th, 19th, 24th, 81st, 99th, Demon Daddy, E.T. phonehome step daddy, 29th, 13th, unlucky drop dead daddy, homeboy daddy, crow daddy, seed step God daddy, sick congested daddy, in the hoe pid piddle, in which my make bank account ran away from me then, as techno runs away from us now. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| Hometown: | Haitiwok |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | Grad / professional school |
| Occupation: | Weed Eating and Mowing |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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MUSIC!!!!! |
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| Check out our boys from BOBAFLEX.... www.myspace.com/bobaflex ...Marty & the boys are AWESOME....and they can fuckin' play, too!!!AND...Beth's new fave....The Bangkok Five... www.myspace.com/thebangk... Posted by Itchweeed on Sun, 25 May 2008 09:54:00 PST |
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Quick update & some info.... |
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| Another HUGE thank you to everyone that has sent us things to rebuild our home and belongings, gift cards and donations GALORE, and above all else, well wishes! All of you are truly amazing and we ca... Posted by Itchweeed on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:24:00 PST |
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A huge THANK YOU to everyone!!! |
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| OMG!!! I don’t even know where to begin with this blog. Thank you to everyone who has sent their well wishes to Jeff & I. Thanks for all the clothes, journals, Hardy Boyz stuff & everything in b... Posted by Itchweeed on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:04:00 PST |
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Embraceable Blog |
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| Embrace the mystery of time....
The influence is too strong to deny!
Embrace the mystery of time....
The motivation is within you to find!
Embrace the challenge to change....
Your heart is the ta... Posted by Itchweeed on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:19:00 PST |
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ItchBlog 2 |
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| Forgive me....for I have been a distance from this space....why....yo ask? The space I have been in is beyond this universe....I understand if you don't understand what I understand is the pulse... Posted by Itchweeed on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:21:00 PST |
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Am I confused....or just confusing you??? |
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| Now....what does it say above my picture on this page? Yep, that's what I thought it said....ITCHWEEED. Nothin' else. Know why? 'Cause that's my mutha fuckin' name, boy! ... Posted by Itchweeed on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:51:00 PST |
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ItchBlog |
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| Every hour, I talk to EARTH....I'm like, "Mr. Earth! I would like to apologize for how humans treat you sometimes. I really think that disrespectors of your power will fall to their deaths... Posted by Itchweeed on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 08:37:00 PST |
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Itchweeed Sightings |
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| All Itchweeed sightings will be posted here in this blog. Also be sure to look for Itchweeed on Jeff Hardy DVD's By JaoxProductions. www.jaoxproductions.com. Holla!... Posted by Itchweeed on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:05:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Matt, Buck Buck Goose!, THE HARDY SHOW, Peroxwhy?gen, The American Gringo, Velvet Sky ~Rock Out Witcha KNOCKOUT!!!, Shannon, Dirty Diva yep yep, BobaFlex, The Bangkok Five, Cham-Pain, GasChamber Ink, ~*Kelly Cadaver*~, Moonshine, NICOLE, WILD-MAN, broken legeNds - RIP George Carlin.. A True Legend, munchkin83, Amber, $_$-SAM-$_$, Anabel Cena(TripleHz_Queenzofkingz), Dreamy Angel, Jane, T♥RI, Krimsonyte™, jess, ~Michelle~, toni, Dee, C1, Melanie http://piczo.com/HardyNeroJeff, Candla, ~*~TwIsT oF FaTe~*~, bootie, PMA: UEFA Euro08, go go SP!!, Angel, 666Fledermaus666, KATTITUDE, Wrestlings Greatest Moments, hardyyy, † David †, helma, Justin aka Shady, K!a, Just another fan..., ™Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend™, Liz, I am avaliable!!!!, Nina, ʞund ɟo ǝɔuıɹd 3< ı, Lost In The Void Called My Mind, KEEBLER DAMN IT AND DON'T FORGET IT!!!, ╚>►!Ma dO whAt ! sAy◄<╝, d@ En!Gm@t!C JaGu@r: D3zz!3, Matt Hardy Lady For Life~Your Guardian Angel, Katie, stefanie, ஐღ§ωєєτнαяτღஐ, Vanessa
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