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Bella's Profile

pocket ninja for hire

Age: 37 years old
Sex: Female
Location: Oakland, CALIFORNIA
Country: United States United States
Height: 5' 0"
BodyType: Slim / Slender
Zodiac: Virgo Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Last Login: Jun 13, 2007 (453 days back)
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About Me

I'm a small, bitter, cynical and generally mean spirited girl with little to offer and big plans to eat your soul.

My Interests

Keeping the good ones and chuck'n the rest.

I'd like to meet:

..People whose souls are made of chocolate dipped angelfood cake

Music:

You play it, I'll listen to it... music is damn good for the soul.

Movies:

True Romance, The Princess Bride, Snatch, Freeway, Amelie, Short Cuts, I Heart Huckabees, Requiem for a Dream, The Royal Tanenbaums, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Monsoon Wedding, The Notebook, Stranger then Fiction, Breakfast at Tiffany's... while it's been said more than once that I have low to no standards for movies (and it's true), the list above contains the titles of some very, very good movies... no, for reals tho.

Television:

Nip/Tuck, CSI Vegas, Weeds, Desperate Housewives, Six Feet Under (RIP). I don't watch much TV and the shows I like are crap, hideous crap... except Six Feet Under, that show was not crap or if it was crap it was a uniquely stylized, sterling silver, non-smelling kinda crap...but that show is over now.

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird (I am in love with this book... every letter of every word that it contains), The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Beneath the Under Dog, Lamb, Life and Times of Michael K, Fall on Your Knees, The Bell Jar, House of Sand and Fog, The Fall, Love in the Time of Cholera... and so many more. Read while you can... you know, before aliens abduct you and probe your rectum and remove your eyeballs thereby limiting your reading abilities. Also, if you haven't read any books written by Jeff Markell, please do so now.

Heroes:

My mom. She kicked cancers ass and she can kick yours too.

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: Single
SexualOrientation: Straight
Hometown: San Diego, but that was a long, long time ago
Religion: Other
Children: Proud parent
Occupation: Super hero
Income: $60,000 to $75,000

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My Blog

Pyrrhic victory

My love used to be visceral, but logic won out or maybe I grew tired of picking myself up again... and again.  Let's face it, good sex does not dictate the outcome of the relationship and sometim...
Posted by Bella on Sun, 20 May 2007 10:26:00 PST

mountebank and panecea

i yen to replace the sere parts - to remove the pejorative moments like splinters from my fingers. i want to peel away the sediment, like shedding skin or releasing bowel movements... flush it away a...
Posted by Bella on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST

This and that

I spoke of the hen house in my usual defensive tone.  I spoke of the mess and the smell, though imaginary it was no less troubling.  I spoke of their pecking, scratching and h...
Posted by Bella on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

a dip

At times it's best to dive right in, without even the slightest of hesitations. At times it's best to stick a toe in first, even swirl it around a bit before committing to take a swim. Whatever time...
Posted by Bella on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:17:00 PST

Girl in training

The life of the party  2 versions for your reading pleasure.Version 1:Sometimes it's too late. Too late to leave and too late to stay, and all you are left with is a big, fat, ugly pile of regrets. ...
Posted by Bella on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST

Blessed w/ corrected grammar

Look at me now Jesus! Look at me now! That's what I was screaming at Jesus in my dream. I can't remember if he was looking at me or not, but I'd wager a guess that he wasn't since I was screaming at h...
Posted by Bella on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 09:58:00 PST

Out of context is best served cold

It's mostly at random, the learning curve doesn't exist and history isn't applicable&Life is a flurry of activities spawned of television born inspirations set a blaze by large quantities of high fruc...
Posted by Bella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fist

Sometimes you can feel the niceness drain right out of you.  It starts with a punctured heart.  There's the pain and the anger and the evaporation of all things good and right and then there...
Posted by Bella on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:40:00 PST

Friends and neighbors

We used to be friends.  We aren't any longer.  This is not an assumption - I see how you behave and I know how I feel.  I was unsuccessful in convincing myself that you always secretly ...
Posted by Bella on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:41:00 PST

To the naysayers in the hen house I say, fuck you

I invite myself to participate in one long breath, 6 seconds in & 6 seconds out.  I accept my own invitation graciously.  This is how each day begins.  It is the ease with which eac...
Posted by Bella on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:48:00 PST

My Friends

makena hayes, lisa, JZ, cleanote, Dawn, Becky, Caribbean Queen, Ms. Grumpy, Kentucky Megachurch, Rockin' Rachel, Myra, K!a, E tothe Y tothe G, Alicia, JAMERS, Robley, ALLAN GRAVES, Tami, Laugh Often, Ron Von Ron, Sonic Reducer, b!, rodney, teksurgical, S

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