TOP OF THE LEAGUE AND WERE HAVIN A LAFF

I SLAVE AT COOKIN.......I REALLY LOVE ..TO CREATE MY LITTLE PLATE AND PAINT MY PALETTE AND TEST YER PALATE............BUT THIS PAGE IS NOT ABOUT THAT...............LOOK IM FUCKIN SUNLAND TIL I DIE.........MY CLUB IS MY LIFE PERSONALLY WISE I REALLY DONT LIKE TO TAKE MYSELF TOO SERIOUSLY..........OTHERWISE I WOUDNT BE WHO I AM....AND THEN THE REAL ME GETS LOST IN THE FUCKIN SHUFFLE..I SOLD ME SOUL TO DEVIL TWO WEEKS AGO FOR FAVOURABLE RESULTS....SOOOOO...LET ME SAY A BIG THNKS TO ALL THE MACKEM PEEPS ON ME PAGE ALL SO DIFFERENT YET ALL WITH ONE COMMON BOND............ UVE GOT POLITICS ANND YER RELIGIOUS FUCKIN SILLINESS BUT IF WE INKED THE DEVIL TOMMOROW AND HE SCORES 25 GOALS FER US....I WILL TATTOO LUCIFER ON ME FUCKIN BELLEND.......WERE ALL SUNLAND ON HERE....ALL THESE BRILLIANT MYSPACE MACKEMS ,,, WOR LOTTIE ,IAN ..HOI DECKA IVE GOT SAFC TATTED ON ME BELL AS WELL WHAN, WOR ADELE AND HER WEE BAIRNS CHUCKY AND DAMIEN AWWWWWWW MAN THE DIVILS SPAWN GOTTA LUV EM...EVEN THO LIAM CAN GO 360 WIV HIS BONCE.. TWO SARAHS...ONE OF COURSE HANGS AROUND SHERWOOD TO DO SOME ROBBIN IN THE HOOD....THATS JUST A BAD JOKE........SHES ONE OF ME BIG FAVES AND SHES A REAL LADY , WOR LYNS WHO MUST HAVE POLOS IN HER KNICKERS COS SHES SO COOL THATS WHY HER DIRTY DRAWS SMELL MINTY FRESH THEN......... DAVE AND HIS HUMPAHOLIC DERGS.. JESS CRAIG ..KAZ AND THE KAISER CHIEFS, EMZ THE NURSE WORTH BREAKIN YER KNECK TO MEET HER AND GET A MASSAGE... THE SEXY MACKEM SISTERS WOO HOO........THEREBRAINY KIDS ASWELL MIND SO NO DIRTY JOKES ,JAZZMAN, BUDBOY, ROG AND INTO THE LIGHT AND HIS WEE BOY...THE ROBSTER , LAULYPOPPY, SCOTTY...NIALL THE ORISH VERSION OF PICKYERASSO..WOR NIALL FRONT FUCKIN PAGE OF 166 REFERRED BY 666 AKA ME... WOR MARSHALL AND ROY KEANE WHO KEEPS IT MEANE, ALL THE BRILL FOLKS AT als YES U2 MARTYN ..SIR ! AND ALL THE REST IM TOO FUCKIN TIRED TOO TYPE IN THE NAMES OF SORRY HONEST I,LL DO IT LATER. BUT YER ALL ON HERE COS THIS IS OUR PAGE...............HOI ALL OF YOU.......WITH ALL YER SUPPORT IN YER OWN DIFFERENT WAYS...........YOU MAKE OUR CLUB REALLY FUCKIN PROUD YOU ARE THE FUCKIN TICK TOCK IN SAFC,,AND IM GLAD I CAN BE A SMALL PART OF YA ALL,,,,,IM LIKE THE FUCKIN SECOND HAND COMPARED TO U LOT,,,ANYWAY,,,,,,MY DOC SED TODAY WHEN I MET U 22 YEARS AGO,,,,,,,,,,,,AS FAR AS SAFC U WERE REALLY FUCKED,,,,,,,,,NOW 22 YEARS ON UVE GOT YER MYSPACE MACKEMS ,POSTERBOY AND THE ASTRAL WARRIOR//////////!!!??I KNEW WE SHOULD OF DONE THE FUCKIN LOBOTOMY WHEN I MET YA..HE THOUGHT THAT WOS FUCKIN FUNNY..........BUT I LUV ME DOC SO IM LEAVIN HIM ALONE..BIRTHWISE..i was born a spartan...as in blyth.I WAS THE 302 IN THE SPARTAN DOLE LINEUP...............SO I LEFT.I WAS raised in the shire as in shiremoor and im SUNLAND TIL I DIE..FUKIN GET THAT AND GET IT NOW......SUNLAND TIL I FUCKIN WELL DIE KEEP YER FUCKIN FAITH ..IVE ALREADY GOT MINE.AND TO ME MENTOR GRANDA BOB ...IN THIS FAMILY I,LL NEVER LET IT DIE,,,I,LL ALWAYS KEEP THE RED AND WHITE FIRE BURNIN.....AND I HOPE YOUR LOOKIN AT THIS FROM UP WHERE EVA U ARE, IF YER NOT UP THERE AND ARE WHERE IM HEADED IN THE NEXT BIG JOURNEY WELL AT LEAST WE CAN LOOK UP THE ANGELS SKIRTS TOGETHER.CANT BE THAT HOT DOWN THERE CAN IT????? SO LLETS LOOK UP COS ANGEL CAMELTOE RULES BUT THERES A FEW FEATHERS STICKIN OUT THO WOTS UP WIV THAT???????? AND.........I HATE THE FUCKIN MAGPIE SHITE SPOUTIN WARBERLERS AND THAT S STRANGE COS IM AN ORNITHOLOGIST BY HEART................cookin... splitting atoms.. bird watching cos i really love those perky little tits... i also love those big fuckin massive ones too .......but they keep knockin over my birdfeeder ..... and ofcourse anything to do with the parallel universe ...... hoi its a great fuckin place for a holiday really it is. and if your lucky you may even see yourself there!??!!??...or somebody who thinks they are what you should be .. its a real fancy place and they have thier own queen but u will need a shield to a take a peek.. all hail H R H the wee medusa el blanco...in this page of life i cant seem to kick a ball,but one quick ronnie stepover and.. well today i beat chelski again .. by myself .. hoi i got sick of fuckin scorin and turned the scoreboard off at halftime and fuckin substituted mesel !!!thanks go out to dolly the sheep on that one...yes this is all very complex.... and to see this world properly one has to be on the inside of all this methinks........ ma always sed laffter is the best form of meds

I'd like to meet:

Music:

apart NOW I HAVE TO SAY IM ADDING ME MYSPACE ARTISTS ON HERE ASWELL... NIALLS APAINTER BUT WERE ALL ARTISTS and fuckin nialls stuff is mint.... AND I REALLY DIG ROHANS WORK ESPECIALLY... STREETS PLUS I THINK IT FITS OUR CLUB REAL WELL SO THATS WHY ITS UP.................UP THE INDIES.....GOTTA MENTION NORAH .........AND WEE PRIYA.. ..she,s very wee in stature but noones bigger than our pri...priya thomas is the name she selects to be called by.. i,ll say somethin from my heart...sometimes life is not fair ..i feel i got shafted but im a fighter and look for the next round, AND I LUV THE WAY THE INDIES BATTLE ON RELENTLESS....pleasin themsels and ofcourse US this lady to me is a star already do yourself a favour.....go buy her stuff, she,s got 4 albums out there and the content on there is incredible...this lady is so talented she does it all herself...... and her live gigs ...its an art form ...she,s ALSO very easy on the eyes.... and just a very different unique talent and im very proud of her that she battles on relentless..u gotta see her. ive seen her gigs quite a few times,and i,ll always have a soft spot for priyas stuff.. chorus of wings beneath my wings sort of thing .... WAKE UP WORLD get out and go see her.......u can thank me later..........

Movies:

the 73 cup final....the 73 cup final....the 73 cup final.. the 66 world cup final... yes it crossed the fuckin line me granda sed so...he was blockin the fuckin telly at the time but i believe him.. and ofcourse the great escape ... all similar productions in thier own ways.......... BUT HOI i fuckin luvvv that new newcastle football movie....dont hold the oscars this year the deal is done already , its fuckin mint... they should sign both lead actors and the fuckin nurse aswell.. better forward line than they have now anyway.. and get that germin type bloke who ses goys u know vot u ave to do as manager ...gavin harris may be shite but he can walk which is more than micheal the hobbit owen can do........... i like anything with a bit ruff and tumble really.anything a bit edgy snatch ,lock stock ,mean machine ect......and ofcourse pert bare breasts with mouth watering erect nipples...placed just toward the end of a movie makes for a TITalating finish

Television:

gordon ramsey rules..i love cookin shows............................... but leave out the fuckin cowboys...... stay out motherfuckinwest hombres

Books:

when i was young i used to read the nudie ones a lot but my sight went bad and i was warned at an early age of the dangers of duurtty boooks on ones eyesight..so i vowed to heed the words of me ma and vowed when i lost the sight in one eye i would stop..............but i didnt listen to myself, so anyway ive tried gettin them in braille but its not the same........

Heroes:

ive got lots .but keano and quinny seem to be the toppings i prefer these days.big niall wos always me fave tho........his heart is red with white stripes on it,,.plus master yoda cos any fuccker who is as green and shrunken and fuckin ugly as him.....and can end up being the top man........then theres a fuckin chance fer me......

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