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j2thechrist

Jesus Christ's Profile

Age: 101 years old
Sex: Male
Location: Heaven, OKLAHOMA
Country: United States United States
Height: 5' 8"
BodyType: Athletic
Zodiac: Capricorn Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19)
Last Login: Oct 6, 2007 (423 days back)
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About Me

For the most part i'm a pretty easy going guy. i like to kick it with my homies. I got 11 real close ones. ***please take a second to poor a lil holy wine out for the homie Judas*** he was a snitch, but i still got love for him.
Other then that i'm just your ordinary son of God, i love the ladies and like hanging with the homies.

my homie the pope wanted to show some love to all my peeps

My Interests

I'm an ordinary Son of God I like doing what every one else does too. you know like Walking on Water, Raising up from the dead, dying for peoples sins, Building cool furniture at afordable prices, kinda like Ikea, but just a lil different. Talking to the people and touching thier um...lives.

I'd like to meet:

Well, i Have met you all already...HA bet none of you can say that.....hahahahah it helps being the son of God. I would however like to 'meet' Angelina Jolie in the biblical sense if ya know what i mean...*wink wink** yeah you know what i mean....But i would like to have a lot of people on my friend list....so then you too can say you are friends with Jesus Christ.

Music:

I love Hip hop and pop music- they always give me my props- Kanye West - Jesus Walks (Vers. 3)
I'm in the Video

Movies:

Anything By Kevin Smith. he totally gave me my props in Dogma. i also like the Devils Advocate and the Passion was cool, but it brought back some bad memories

Television:

I like pretty much anything...except 7th heaven...seriously that show sucks-trust me i know...remember son of God and all

Books:

the bible, is good reading...but don't take it to heart, like it said in the movie, it's guidlines not rules. goodness. personally i don't read books, i'm a magazine guy. i love maxim and stuff magazine. every now and then i will pick up the latest issue of cosmo. it helps you learn about the ladies...and jesus loves the ladies

Heroes:

i'd have to say my dad.....cuz you know GOD is pretty cool. so he's my hero, well him and David Hasselhoff. they rock!!!

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: Swinger
Ethnicity: Other
SexualOrientation: Straight
Hometown: Bethlehem, and the hoods of Nazareth
Religion: Christian - other
Smoker: No
Drinker: Yes
Children: Love kids, but not for me
Education: Post grad
Occupation: Savior of the World
Income: $250,000 and Higher

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My Blog

Being me is cool

Ok, so i know what you are thinking.....how is it Jesus Christ is on my space. Well i figure that it's time for me to reach out to people and kick it with all the cool kids. No this isn't anything mea...
Posted by Jesus Christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Friends

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