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 matty dirtbike's Profile |
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gob bless our beautiful, flat planet |
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| Age: | 48 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | San Francisco, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 2' 4" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
| Zodiac: |  Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) |
| Last Login: | Oct 25, 2007 (404 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| When I was younger I used to have big dreams of what I was going to be. Eventually reality sets in and you end up settling on just about everything- this is probably why it took me almost a decade to graduate college. I was set to go to law school but the whole thing pretty much fizzled out somewhere in the application process. I then finally got into grad school but quickly dropped out after two semesters. I was thinking of starting my own company but I can't really think of anything I would want to commit to for that long. I don't know- this whole thing is just exhausting and only makes me want to take a nap. | |
My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:an ambitious and motivated teenage Christopher Columbus. i would quickly disrobe and neuter the young lad and repeatedly sail the outskirts of the greater European area displaying my new "trophy" on the mightiest of all timber masts in hopes of meeting other like-minded future maritime youths. i would call my wonderful vessel the "Potential New World Explorer's Museum". |
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Music:Pig Destroyer, Bad Brains, Nothington, the Chariot, Boston, Over It, Mylo, His Hero is Gone, Word Salad, King Diamond, Hugh Mundell, pretty much anything that doesn't involve a bunch of dudes that all have the same haircut doing those awful god-cop/bad-cop vocals and have names like "My Bleeding Heart is Burning Every Other Autumn"... |
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Movies:Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the Corporation, Caddyshack, Return of the Living Dead, Brain Candy, Better off Dead, Clockwork Orange, Evil, Big Wednesday, Smartest Guys in the Room |
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Television:Discovery Channel |
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Books:"The Impossibility of God", "Lies My Teacher told Me", "People's History of the United States", "History of the Russian Revolution", "People's History of the United States" |
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Heroes:Bob Villa, Bob Crane, "What about Bob?", my uncle Bob, Bobba Fett, Bob Ludlum, Bob Bulgroin |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | the bright side of life, CA |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | antagonist |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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The (blank) Tour 2007 |
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| We just got back from Warped Tour and for those of you that will be missing this summer time rock-fest I have designated the following as alternate names for the tour...1) The "They could have saved a... Posted by matty dirtbike on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:44:00 PST |
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stream of conciousness tour journal... |
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| i've been in LA for the last week or so rehearsing and writing for the upcoming tour. good christ it's hot here- how do people live in this weather? it's like as soon as i go outside i break into a sw... Posted by matty dirtbike on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:07:00 PST |
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To my downstairs neighbor |
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| Dear Downstairs Neighbor, Good Christ, man- where should i start? alright, lets start with the m... Posted by matty dirtbike on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:19:00 PST |
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To Someone I Love... |
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| Dear Devo, We have been through a lot together and I would like to think that you pretty much have it made because of me. I mean, lets not mince words here- I give you food and water every morning, I ... Posted by matty dirtbike on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:08:00 PST |
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would it still be meglomania when the "meglomaniac" doesn't care either?... hmmm... |
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| i'm in my new house now. i still live in the city but right by the beach now. my cat is fuckin' pissed. she just sits over on the couch glaring at me because her big backyard is gone now. now i have t... Posted by matty dirtbike on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:18:00 PST |
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I'm moving and getting rid of everything! |
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| Hey there everyone, or for those of you in the San Francisco area, I'm moving and I've come to the realization that i have WAY too much shit and i need to get rid of most of it. Some stuff I'm selling... Posted by matty dirtbike on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:03:00 PST |
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and the fun continues... |
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| my buddy just sent this to me because we always surf here (i guess this should answer our question if it will be crowded this weekend or not haha): Shark Alert: On September 26... Posted by matty dirtbike on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:43:00 PST |
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i hate these people |
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| ... yeah, you dude. the guy that just cut across 4 lanes to the empty bridge toll lane so we could all slam on our breaks and watch from the back as you spend 5 minutes scrounging through your car loo... Posted by matty dirtbike on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:16:00 PST |
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I should buy a lottery ticket today |
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| ... so we were all surfing at Ocean Beach the other day. the waves were really good and there weren't that many people out when the guy next to me shouts, "Holy shit! Did you see that?" "No", i say.... Posted by matty dirtbike on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:29:00 PST |
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the best day ever |
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| my friend Dave and i: "hey, are you draining your pool?"amazing lady: "yeah."dave and i: "you wouldn't mind if we skate it for a while then, would you?"amazing lady: "oh no, go ahead- i'll order you a... Posted by matty dirtbike on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 01:57:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Celine, The Action Design, DJ Dirtbike, Ariel Mile, Tsunami Bomb, The Rum Diary, Mr. Northington, Heather Feather III, Against Mike!, I LOVE MY BABY!! MUAH, Mark, Alicia, Dezy, ♣ ♠ lemonade ♠ ♣ [ AF ], KILLATENE, The Action Figures, Jay Walk, KJH, elizabeth, Robin Cradles, wiL[∂ƒ], Linnea, Jen, Mr. Cliff Greenwood & The Monsters, ♥Padfoot, nat scrrratt.™, Open your eyes, tonight. - W.E.B. (2 to 3 weeks), Kate, kez, MAD MARTY, midge, →Jessie J←, mijuanito, Carlos, live, l♥ve and never regret, Sailor, Bo D. photography, Yes Gretch! x, gratitude!, Puppet Truth, Antone Stabone
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