Ray Peterson's Profile |
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I'm a shell of a man because of you, Art! |
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| Age: | 50 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Hinkley Hills, IOWA |
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| Last Login: | Jan 30, 2007 (672 days back) |
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About Me |
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| Welcome to Hinkley Hills! My name is Ray Peterson, and I live in Hinkley Hills, Iowa. I decided to make this profile since I took the week off for vacation, and just want to listen to the ball game, drink a couple hundred beers, and smoke the occasional cigar… outside. I thought this was a better way to spend my vacation, instead of driving on the tollway in holiday traffic, only to wind up sitting around a dank cabin, waiting for that neighbor - with the enormous head - to get drunk and fall down the stairs. I know, he's hydropsyphallic, and I shouldn't make fun. I still have this thing with my stomach, so I haven't been too hungry lately for Carol's cooking. Speaking of which, Carol's dad just got me a new set of tools, I am planning on using them to rebuild my neighbor's house when I get out of prison. [To make a long story short, I was charged with destruction of private property, destruction of public property, 3 counts of criminal trespassing, harassment, assault, vandalism, and that poor old man claims he has a ransom note that says I kidnapped his dog. If you know a good attorney, please let me know.] |
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My Interests |
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| Taking naps, smoking the occassional cigar (outside), watching & playing Jeopardy with my wife, putting hair-pieces down my pants, looking at the new tool's Carol's father just got me - I might even build something with them. I also sometimes play canasta in my basement with Art. |
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I'd like to meet:Anyways, enough about me. I'm a friendly guy, I'd like to meet some friendly neighbors (maybe some people who were like my neighbors, the Knapps).If you're ever in Hinkley Hills, stop by end say hello! |
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Music:Smooth Jazz |
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Movies:The burbs, the 'burbs, the Exorcist, Texas Chainsaw Massacre |
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Television:Jeopardy. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Hinkley Hills |
| Religion: | Mormon |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Income: | $45,000 to $60,000 |
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My Friends |
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Carol Peterson, Art Weingartner, Ricky Butler, Mark Rumsfield, Walter Seznick, Reuben Klopek, Dr. Werner Klopek, Hans Klopek, katie, This Split Lip, my car runs on love, and big pimpin', yuk hana, Matt, Joe, aleta, Mike, Officer Gage, Independent Liberal, Shawn, Mary, ♥♥Tweese♥♥, Bull Dozer, *shagangshway*, llcontrall, Kid Amazing, The Dave, LBS, **caRLy rOcKs**, John, Nichole, Barry T. Houlihan, MiraLuna, Fred, Pixel, B
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