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obscurum est licentia |
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| Location: | Roanoke, Virginia |
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| Last Login: | Jul 14, 2008 (499 days back) |
About Me |
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THE BASTARDS OF FATE HAVE IN MANY WAYS BECOME SO POWERFUL THAT THEY ARE NO LONGER UNDERSTANDABLE, AT LEAST NOT IN HUMAN TERMS. ALL THEY ARE HAVING LEFT IS A SINGLE UNCLENCHED FIST AND A WILD, HALF THOUGHT-OUT GESTICULATION IN THE FACE OF GOD AND THE UNIVERSE, THE FINAL DEATH WHEEZE OF A FEELING SO INTENSE IT COULD ONLY HELP BUT BURST LIKE A PROVERBIAL BALLOON FROM THEIR COLLECTIVE BOSOM. THIS IS THEIR STORY, NEXT ON VH1 CLASSICS. BASTARDS ON FIRE!! INSTRUMENT RECOVERY FUND DOUG CHEATWOOD - MORE THAN A DOZEN SONGS - CD DOUG'S SOLO RECORDINGS. 21 TRACKS AND ALMOST 74 MINUTES LONG. VERY UGLY COVER. MOST COPIES CONTAIN A PICTURE OF A DAGGER FIGHT. COMES FACTORY SHRINK WRAPPED IN A NICE FOUR-PANEL DIGIPAK BOOKLET. IT'S A GOOD VALUE! NOW AVAILABLE ON iTUNES AND AT ANY PLAN 9 RECORD STORE $7.00 plus shipping NO PAYPAL ACCOUNT REQUIRED! D C & T B O F - T-SHIRT BLACK 100% COTTON SHORT-SLEEVE T-SHIRT WITH 2 COLOR SCREEN PRINT DESIGN DRAWN BY MICHAEL FORD. SOLD OUT! SOLD OUT! SOLD OUT! SOLD OUT! |
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My Interests |
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Music:Member Since: 1/20/2005Band Website: thebastardsoffate.com Band Members: D. CHEATWOOD - VOX B. PUGH - GTR C. DELK - LASER J. WELLZ - SUBS D. SHELOR - HITS Influences: MEATLOAF, JAN SVANKMAJER, ELO, THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY, REAL SEX, THE MUPPET SHOW, THE HILLS HAVE EYES, THX 1138, THE EXORCIST, DIG SHOVEL DIG, BOREDOMS, JOE JACK TALCUM, ERASERHEAD, ENNIO MORRICONE, THE WHITE ALBUM, THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL, MISTER ROGER'S NEIGHBORHOOD, THE SAD COBRAS, SONIC YOUTH, ORNETTE COLEMAN, NEIL DIAMOND, APOCALYPSE NOW, MORRISEY, KEEKERS THE CAT, THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV, SUNDAY SCHOOL, EINSTURZENDE NEUBAUTEN, BEYOND THUNDERDOME, MARK TWAIN, THE BEE GEES, SLAYER, HERE COME THE WARM JETS, STRAVINSKY, IN UTERO, THE GONG SHOW, PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC, ICEBURN, MELT BANANA, QUEEN, TAXI DRIVER, PETER GABRIEL, OLD PEOPLE SINGING, U2, FRANK ZAPPA, CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL, THANKSGIVING, TERRORISM, IN THE AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA, KATE BUSH, MORMONISM, SMOKING IN BED Sounds Like: BLASTBEATS & WINDCHIMES Record Label: Type of Label: Major |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Gospel / Rock / Showtunes) |
My Blog |
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6/7 Moved, Mention On Toggleswitch, Local Vertical, The Indie Dancefloor, Here Comes The Flood |
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| The show we were scheduled to play at Nara Sushi in Richmond on June 7 has been moved to Plan 9 Records in Roanoke. Apologies to people who were planning to see us in Richmond, and thanks to Plan... Posted by THE BASTARDS OF FATE on Sat, 24 May 2008 08:20:00 PST |
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Mention On The Music Slut |
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| OH THE DESOLATION was a pick this past Monday as part of The Music Slut's "Manic mp3 Monday."
http://musicslut.blogspot.com/2008/04/mmm-107.html... Posted by THE BASTARDS OF FATE on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:18:00 PST |
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Back From Tour, Thank Yous, Support Northern Liberties |
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| So we are back. Tour was good, with decent turnouts just about everywhere, friendly people and tasty food. We sold out of devil t-shirts!
We'd like to thank everyone who came out to see us and all th... Posted by THE BASTARDS OF FATE on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:34:00 PST |
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Gettin’ Rev’d For ILLBOTZ Takeover, Bastards Website, 5 4 Whoa, New Roland Stuff |
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| I made a flyer to celebrate Rebirth and Revitalization in Nature. It has a picture of Doug Shelor crying in a bed of apple blossoms. It also has dates for our SPRING TOUR 2008!
The first two dates we ... Posted by THE BASTARDS OF FATE on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:39:00 PST |
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WROV Dont Fret Benefit and "How Are We Doing?" Update |
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| WROV has been more than generous, so check the webpage they put up:
http://www.wrov.cc/pages/dontfret.html
We have been invited to play that show, and we shall.
Also, a couple nights ago, in The Wadi... Posted by THE BASTARDS OF FATE on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:26:00 PST |
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Complete Benefit Show List |
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| Here's the complete list of benefit shows:
WEDNESDAY
The Sad Cobras, the Young Sinclairs, SunKing!
8 p.m. The Jefferson Center, Roanoke. jeffcenter.org. $5 The bands are asking for donations beyond t... Posted by THE BASTARDS OF FATE on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:09:00 PST |
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Shorter Name, MC Frontalot Shoutout, Kind Messages |
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| This has been in the works for awhile, but I figure now is as good a time as any to go ahead with it. The band that was "Doug Cheatwood & The Bastards of Fate" is now simply "The Bastards of ... Posted by THE BASTARDS OF FATE on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:35:00 PST |
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WE GOT INCINERATED |
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| Thursday night around 6pm there was a two alarm fire at the warehouse where we practice. It took 45 firefighters and rescue people plus a giant crane shooting water to put it out, but nobody was hurt.... Posted by THE BASTARDS OF FATE on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 09:26:00 PST |
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Tour With Illbotz, Plan 9 Now On Grandin, Roanoke Times Music Poll |
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| I guess ya'll might've noticed I blocked off a bunch of dates in late March and early April. This is for a tour we are doing with the one and only Illbotz. We've made a little start on it, but things ... Posted by THE BASTARDS OF FATE on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:05:00 PST |
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Beyond Folkfest, Nuthouse, Blue 5, Holiday Sale |
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| So Beyond Folkfest at Hollins College turned out to be a pretty fun time. I hear there were more than 200 people there. Thanks to NEFA for inviting us and all the great acts we played with.
Friday nig... Posted by THE BASTARDS OF FATE on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 10:02:00 PST |
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