Eric's Profile |
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| Age: | 23 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | SAN FRANCISCO, California |
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| Height: | 6' 3" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
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| Last Login: | May 19, 2008 (575 days back) |
About Me |
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| I was cryogenically frozen during the Second World War so I could fight intergalactic space gorillas from the year 2345. However during the 80s I was accentually released to fight the planet of the apes TV show and Alf. However, unexpectedly Alf had a time machine gun and turned me into a baby where I got lost in the sewers and raised some radioactive teenaged mutant ninja turtles and superman. One summer vacation I forgot to feed them and they died. Superman was still alive but he was pissed so I beat him with a stick and sent him to the phantom zone for a time out. About this time I was five and decided that I would become a super-villain, they called me blue lightning; I wore a giant blue pimp hat, a blue cape and a blue unitard with a white lightning bolt on the chest. I conquered the world in 80 days with my unique style of villainy. However, the green lantern, wolverine, captain America, a host of female ninjas teamed up against me and put an end to my villainy and brain washed the world so that they may never remember me. About this time I was 10 and decided to be a normal kid and I was. Then I turned 19 and decided pants suck and so from that day on I vowed never to wear pant and to masturbate daily if not hourly. Oh yes I like toast.buy my winewww.threefamilieswinery.com | |
My Interests |
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| not wearing pants! | |
I'd like to meet:chewbacca, maverick, skeletor, Atilla the Hun, Steve Buscemi |
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Music:Didley Squat, Frank Zappa, Weird Al Yankovic, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Flogging Molly, Drop Kick Murphys, Misfits, AC/DC, Anthrax, Beastie Boys, Beck, Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian, Cake, Cypress Hill, DIO, the Dwarves, Deftones, Gorillaz, House of Pain, Iron Madien, Johnny Cash, The Lone Rangers, MC Hawking, Mindless Self Indulgence, Murder by Death, Nine Inch Nails, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Powerman 5000, Presidents of the United States of America, Primus, Queen,Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, the Ramones, Richard Cheese, Slayer, system of a down, tenacious D, They Might be Giants, Weezer, Wu-Tang Clan, Danger Doom |
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Movies:cabin boy, judge dredd, demolition man, airheads, Brewsters Millions, Shaun of the Dead, O Brother, Where art Thou?, Dr. StrangeLove or: how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb, Hellboy, The Shawshank Redemption, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, bevis and butthead do america, UHF, hotshots, hotshots part duex, Anchorman: the legend of Ron Burgundy, brotherhood of the wolf, Team America, What About Bob?, Groundhog's Day, Sin City, Tommy Boy, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The jerk, 40 year old virgin, Sin City, Joe Versus the Volcano, Yojimbo, Sanjiro, Seven Samurai, Fist full of dollars, For a Few Dollars more, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Tombstone |
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Television:TV IS GOD! I WORSHIP IT DAILY! |
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Books:Comic books are books right? i has the word book in it so it must count. Sin City, Hellboy, B.P.R.D., Too Much Coffee Man, Bone, Lone Wolf and Cub, Blade of the Immortal, Savage Dargon, The Never Men, The Goon, The Marquis, Godzilla v. Charles Barkley, The Walking Dead, |
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Heroes:hamburgler, Marv (sin City), Ewoks, Calvin and Hobbes, Winston Churchill |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | SAC |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Production Artist |
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Tagged |
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| i've been tagged.... i don't know how it happed or that i was palying a game yet here i am having been tagged and having to play by the rules. oh yeah, and sarah don't think i won't forget or forgive ... Posted by Eric on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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l.a.u.r.a, IRON CHEF SQUATCH, Pat Hetic Died 10/10/07, ZippyPaul, Tu-Anh, Knuckle Biter, Lil' Big Boss, The Lady Loon, Cheyenne, Somer, !, Mister Lister, sneakypants, Carlyn, Jonathan, Nino De Pan Blanco, Old Vear, Mathieu, Didley Squat, What you see is what you get, Dale, The Louren, Proto-Celtic, AL-G [ CLASSIC WESTCOAST GANGSTA FUNK ], Erica, The Ballad of Taylor Lyn, Laurelle, Angelo Cordon
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Eric's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. teenaged mutant ninja turtles, iron madien, weird al yankovic, drop kick murphys, mindless self indulgence, mutant ninja turtles, agnostic religion, flogging molly, frank zappa, planet of the apes, planet of the apes tv show, lone rangers, phantom zone, steve buscemi, murder by death, production artist, blue lightning, presidents of the united states of america, villainy, skeletor |
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