Dirty Diesel Darlins's Profile |
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How do you prefer your pain...Regular or Premium? |
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| Age: | 25 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | NORFOLK, Virginia |
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| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
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| Last Login: | Jun 30, 2008 (519 days back) |
About Me |
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| The Dirty Diesel Darlin's are serving up the hottest Roller Derby Action on this side of the Mason Dixon! We are a team of ten delightfully Southern ladies with decidedly cruel intentions. Check back often for information on our next bout...gas prices won't be the only thing a-risin' br / The Dirty Diesel Darlins are a crew of unruly gas station attendants. You might think it's your lucky day to have a Darlin pump your gas and check your oil, but watch out...chances are while you were staring at her ass, she stole your heart--and your wallet. Truth is, there ain't nothing run of the mill about their operation. These lovely, not-so ladylike derby girls spend their days selling gas, diesel, and the occasional quart of oil to their loving clientele of truckers, bikers, and outlaws. Gas prices are high, and the Darlins know that making the fastest buck comes from running moonshine by night. By combining the savvy and menace of Hofosho and Mother Jugs; the rough and tumble clout of Becka Tha Wrecka, and Spontaneous Combustya; the tempting diversion tactics of Asian Chow Down, Jeri Brawlwell and Angy O’Plasty, and the high octane speeds of the Ruffian, and Sweet N. Lowdown; the Darlins have an operation that distributes white lightning across the great state of Virginia. A Dirty Diesel Darlin may smile ever so sweetly, and have a certain sparkle in her eye. However, don't ever forget that even if she wants to take you home and fry you up some pork chops, she’s still nothing but a dirty, greasy, derby girl who will make you cry. The Dirty Diesel Darlins want to cover you in gasoline, and set you on fire. |
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My Interests |
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| Ethanol and this place: | |
I'd like to meet:This guy, so we could help him out! |
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Heroes:Truckers, bikers, outlaws and anyone in need of some fuel and white lightnin'! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Hometown: | THE SOUTH |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Occupation: | Killin Femmes Fatales and St. Brawli Girls! |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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IT’S ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| All right y'all, here's the deal....we are taking on the St. Brawli Girls on September 30th.
If you made it to the semi-final bout you know that the Brawlis stomped the Femmes, beating them by 90 poin... Posted by Dirty Diesel Darlins on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:47:00 PST |
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DO YOU MISS THE DARLINS? |
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| We know y'all have been missin the Darlins! Who wouldn't miss such nasty Southern gals?!
Well the good news is that we'll be back on the track JULY 22ND!!!!!!!!!!
We're taking on the St.Brawli girls i... Posted by Dirty Diesel Darlins on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:43:00 PST |
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Darlins vs Femmes 4.1.07 Bout Recap - Victory is Ours! |
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| Dirty Diesel Darlins 119; Femmes Fatales 104The Dirty Diesel Darlins picked up right where they left off theprevious season, posting a 119-104 victory over their old rival, theFemmes Fatales, in the 2... Posted by Dirty Diesel Darlins on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST |
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DDG on TV! |
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| Check this out:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual
&videoid=1722550908... Posted by Dirty Diesel Darlins on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:41:00 PST |
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Fury, Love & Wheels - VA Pilot article |
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| Check out the league's latest article. The Virginia Pilot has published an amazing photo slide show with a great article!
www.pilotonline.com http://content.hamptonroads.co... Posted by Dirty Diesel Darlins on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:59:00 PST |
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DDG Recruiting Skaters & Refs! |
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| To get more info on joining the Dominion Derby Girls either as a skater or referee, contact The Ruffian and she will get you all the info you need to join our ranks!
Tryouts Orientation Meeting - 12.... Posted by Dirty Diesel Darlins on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:51:00 PST |
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Hampton Roads Magazine: Roller Derby Divas |
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| Go to www.hamptonroadsmagazine.com or to your nearest Barnes & Nobles and pick up the November/December issue. There's an awesome 7-page spread on the Dominion Derby Girls!
... Posted by Dirty Diesel Darlins on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST |
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Bout 2: All Hallow's Eve Massacre on 10.22.06 |
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| Hosted By: Dominion Derby GirlsWhen: Sunday Oct 22, 2006at 7:00 PMWhere: Haygood Skating Center1036 Ferry Plantation RoadVirginia Beach, VA 23455Description:Dominion Derby Girls Click Here To View Eve... Posted by Dirty Diesel Darlins on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:26:00 PST |
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DDG On The Front Page Of The Sunday Sports Section!!! |
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| Make sure you click on the video slide show on the left of the page, too!
http://www.dailypress.com/sports/dp-08276sy0aug27,0,6210628.
story... Posted by Dirty Diesel Darlins on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:54:00 PST |
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DDG OnHamptonRoads.com |
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| http://www.onhamptonroads.com/content/view/154/74/ Posted by Dirty Diesel Darlins on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:26:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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