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I'm Thomas the O'Malley Cat! |
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| Age: | 26 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | OCALA, FLORIDA |
| Country: |  United States |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) |
| Last Login: | Jun 17, 2008 (81 days back) |
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About Me |
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| Hi! My name is Thomas O'Malley and I am a 10 year old neutered Male Thomas Cat. I am the luckiest Kitty Cat in the whole world! When I was a baby Kitty, I lived in a horrible house! Me and my family were tortured and abused. I was put in a microwave, given an LSD tab, and rolled down the hill in a trash can. One day, an Angel visited me and saved me from my Hell. She brought me home and took care of me. At first, they thought I may be retarded, because I did a lot of strange things when I was little. But because of the love my new family showed me, I developed into the best damn Kitty Cat in the whole world! I do, however, suffer from Asthma, which I even have a Kitty Cat inhaler for. My first Mommy moved away several years ago and couldn't take me with her, so my then Aunt Sally adopted me and became my new Mommy. I love both of my Mommies SSSSOOO much. I am so lucky to have 2 such hot Mommies! Meow! 3 Years ago, my new Mommy brought me home a Baby Sister named Lolita. At first, I didn't like her too much, but now we're best friends! A few months ago, Mommy brought me home a Baby Sister named Maya... She is friggin' HUGE! At first I was seething pissed, but now we get along just fine. Since then, Mommy has brought me 2 Baby Brothers - Edgar and Butters, and a Baby Sister named Sadie. We LOVE to jump on Mommy's bed in the middle of the night and play with all our toys (especially the noisy ones!) I also love to follow Mommy into the bathroom in the middle of the night, so I can drink water out of the bathtub faucet. I like to walk on my hind-legs when no one is watching, but I have gotten caught a couple of times! I also like to have Wednesday night Poker games in my Kitty Cat Clubhouse, with all of my neighborhood pals! Because of my childhood, I am very leary of strangers (especially Children, the little Demons!) and prefer to hide. I don't adjust well to new situations, and after moving to Florida in March, I spent 2 whole weeks hiding in Mommy's closet with all her shoes. I also turn into a Monster when I'm at the Vet's office, because of an incident when I was little, where a Vet Tech got too excited and stuck a thermometer in my butt (the sadistic Bitch!) I am also a spite pee-er, so if I'm REALLY mad about something, I will meow really loud to get your attention, and then stare you straight in the face while I pee on something important of yours. MWAHAHAHAHA!! Despite my mischievous behavior, I am the snuggliest Kitty Cat in the whole wide world, and I LOVE to snuggle with my Mommy and sleep with her at night (when I'm not raising hell that is!). I especially love to crawl up onto her chest and "make bread" (She only THINKS I'm making bread, I'm really just copping a feel ;) I am also the inspiration behind the character Puss In Boots, from Shrek 2. I am still working on my royalty law suit, which has yet to be settled. |
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My Interests |
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| Snuggling with both of my Mommies and their squishy Boobies, Drinking Water out of the Bathtub faucet, String (and lots of it!), Hot Pussies, Dirty Panties, Ear Wax (I can't get enough!), Humping Baby Kitten's Heads, Door Stoppers (the ones that go BOING!), Toy Mice, Bugs, Dancing to Paula Abdul, Bottle Caps, Shredding Paper, Peeing on Clothes, Tunnels, Boxes, Tubes, Shoe Laces, Mommy's Hair, Snuggling with my Baby Sister Lolita, picking on my Baby Sister Maya. | |
I'd like to meet:I don't make friends too easily, and I definitely have some trust issues, and can be pretty mean and grumpy toward anyone I don't know. But I like little Baby Kittens (the younger, the better!) Or anyone I can boss around! |
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Music:Pitbull Daycare, Genitorturers (Pussy Worship Now!), Hanzel und Gretyl, Machine Head, Evanescence (it soothes me!), Lunachicks (Edgar!), Jack Off Jill (My Cat!), Faster Pussycat. |
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Movies:The Aristocats, Milo and Otis, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, That Darn Cat, Last American Virgin (Oh Carmella!), Lilo and Stitch, Oliver and Company, Shrek 2. Sleepwalkers gives me Kitty Cat Nightmares :*( |
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Television:America's Funniest Pets and Melrose Place marathons. And I LOVE to snuggle up with my Mommy and watch Sex and the City and The Golden Girls. |
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Books:The Christmas Cat, Of Mice and Men, Cat Miracles, Puss in Boots, Compatible Cats (my therapist thinks it will help me with my intimacy issues), Kittens are Like That, The Encyclopedia of Cat Breeds (Hubba Hubba!) |
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Heroes:Both of my Mommies for rescuing me and giving me a wonderful life. I love you both! Also, my Grandma for the midnight tuna snacks, the snuggling when no one is around, and for putting up with my spite peeing. Also: Alley Cat Allies, The Humane Society, and most importantly: the ASPCA. Remember - Abuse an Animal, GO TO JAIL! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| Hometown: | Springfield, VA |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Occupation: | House Cat (and a damn good one, too!) |
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My Blog |
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meow! add my new baby brother - halo! |
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| Attention all Animals and Animal lovers! Click below to add the cutest little Puppy in the world... My darling new baby brother, Halo!
http://www.myspace.com/hurricanehalo... Posted by Thomas on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 08:26:00 PST |
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meow! add my brothers and sisters! meow! |
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| Meow! Click on each link to add all of my Brothers and Sisters! Meow!
http://www.myspace.com/mayawolf
http://www.myspace.com/lolitapoosay http://www.myspace.
com/sadietheb... Posted by Thomas on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:12:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Sally Debauchery - ~*Bassist for PsyKill*~, tempered beauty, Lolita, Sadie, Edgar, Butters, Maya, Halo, Ollie & Shire, naked little pitbulls, Miss Anne Thrope, Malice, Peter and Stewart, Artimus Clyde, ...Twiggy..., Linda, PsyKill, Sinisisters, Puss In Boots, Speak For The Ones Who Can't Speak For Them Selves, Sir Thomas, Cal, Dmitri, IN MEMORY OF YURERI (February, 1993-March 23, 2008, GARY THREE LEGS, Lily, Cammie, Keoki, pamuk, Tyler, Adopt Us!, Pet And People Tags...and more!!!, The Crazy Catz - Tanzi - Carmine - Mia, Perry and friends, trish, Fancy Pants, Claudatte & All The Kids, prond mommy, LVCIFER, Alexandra is Preggolicious!!!!, SHADY&CHUCKY, Killah, Evelyn, patches, Cataday, Taco Bella, tyson/mommy, Géraldine, Bergy, Chounce, M&L, Ginger Parker, Tekir&Abigail-we lubb all our furriends!♥, Oliver Precious, Lisa, sayde
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