Matt, MJ, Matty Jenkins or matty j is what everone calls.

Feel free to come up with something else or choose one of them.

i hate going to bed but hate waking up.my favorite past time is drawing on poor sad sacks that fall asleep at kick on's and drinking and eating all there pingers. i would never steel of a friend but if i found something i would concider taking it. i hate my mum but love my dad. i always eat toast for breakfast with a glass of OJ and coffee, unless nursing a hang over - bacon and eggs please and a vodka soda. i wear pink with pride and never wear brown. my shoe size is 11 and hand span 22cm, waste is a 33 and hight 6 foot. love pubs and clubs but hardly ever go out to dine. getting stoned and watching movies is a must and getting on K and swimming is better.

Baz is my mate and he likes swiss cheese. (and a bit of butter chicken - S)