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 el Bobo's Profile |
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Veni, vidi, vici. |
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| Age: | 87 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Bay Area/East Covina, CALIFORNIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Jul 7, 2008 (526 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I am the Angel of Death. The time of The Purification is at hand. I invented people watching. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I'm also a paranoid schizophrenic. This profile is ribbed for your pleasure. I think horses that ride in trailers are lazy. I'm way more cuddlier than I look. I make 8- track mix tapes for my friends, but they never listen to them. I'm very passionate about being dispassionate. They say that time heals all wounds. Except decapitation. That shit's permanent. I'm a sucker for a nice pair of tits. My grandma had a stroke down the left side of her body - she's all right now. I bite. I was breast fed until the age of eight. The family dog was happy once I was finally weaned. I mess with Texas. I can be very spontaneous if given enough forewarning. The Dirty Sanchez was named after my uncle Robert Steven Johnson. I flunked out of mime college for speaking. I was going to be the world's first talking mime. I want to be a chef. I hate cooking, but I have a tall white hat fetish. I am easily the most humble person you will ever meet. I do bikram pilates. I've been described as "saucy" but only by me. I like reptiles. I'm the only Christian abortionist outside of the Vatican. I'm a misanthropic sociopath, or is it a sociopathic misanthrope? I forget, and I'm too apathetic to care. I don't believe in myspace - not that I think it won't work, but that I don't think it really exists. My friends say I'm indecisive, but I don't know... I attended deep-sea welding school in Montana, but afterwards found it difficult to find work there. I like wrong number phone sex, and short walks on the beach. I think it's time that fan dancing made a comeback. I have the uncanny ability to memorize Simpsons episodes. I like Tai Chi, and Chai Tea. A few years ago I conquered the world, but drank too much at the after party, and when I came to, the world had taken itself back. I've been described as "disarmingly intelligent" but only by the voices inside my head. I'm a punctual procrastinator. I juggled gas-powered chainsaws. Once. I thought I think too much, but then I thought otherwise. I'm a chronic insomniac. I've been "told" that I "over-use" "air quotation marks." Recently my left testicle started getting cocky, so I shaved the right one just to show the left one what could happen to it. A former employer assigned me office 666. I frequently offend those who are easily offended, and those who are not. No one would ever call me politically correct. However, many have called me a jerk, a bastard, rude, insensitive, irreverent, asshole, clod, the defendant, etc. My favorite saying is "You go girl!" I use it frequently in conversations with my bitches. The saying I hear the most often is: "That's him officer!" My sister says my penis has "a certain Wessonality." Sometimes I slip myself some roofies before I jack off, so that when I awaken, I'll think I got some action. I'm more goth than you are. I like animals. No, I love animals. I love them so much, that I wish they could be inside of me. So I eat them. I like masturbating during confession so I can kill two birds with one stone. The Catholic priests like it too. I think about you when I masturbate. I'm afraid of the dark. And the light. I think judgemental people are stupid. Chicks dig me. I spent 48 hours in county on a 5150 for being cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. I'm a pretty tolerant person, unless your name happens to be Lactose. I don't get mad, I get mad. Whoops - guess I was wrong. I lowered my cholesterol. I say what other people are thinking. Or maybe I have that backwards. Butt fucking is my favorite form of birth control. I don't run or walk with scissors. They come to me! It's OK to need reassurance, isn't it? Someone once called me an idiot, to which I replied "Dad, you're the idiot." Hemorrhoids are the new black. My friends say I have a short attention sp... There was only one thing that I could do - was ding a ding dang, my dang a long ling long. | |
My Interests |
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| Finishing my unauthorized autobiography, burning men, video games, reptiles, women's shoes/heels platforms, stilettos, forensics, serial killers, erotica, Bettie Page, Ed Roth, VD, Coop, Kozik, Mark Ryden, Brute, suicidegirls, twistedlens, people watching, fetish, kustom kulture, low-brow art, porn, pin-ups, strip clubs, lounge, tiki/cocktail culture | |
I'd like to meet:My parole officer. Women with tattoos. Women without tattoos. Women who can pee standing up. Streepers. My other personalities. Miss Emma Peel. Dr. Kevorkian. Myspace women without any kind of facial piercings, especially labrets, and those that have them. People dripping with sarcasm, and those not afraid to offend others. The Devil, and Dita - at the same time.Crissy Moran Taylor Rain Jesse Capelli Eva Shine Alisha Klass Sandee Westgate Amanda Lexx Sylvia Saint Nikki Nova Jade Hsu 6-Apr-06 Sky Lopez Belladonna Nautica Dee Natalia Cruze Sunny Leone Jill Kelly met her Asia Carrera met her Gauge Jezebelle Bond met her Alaura Eden Teanna Kai met her Phil Flash girls Briana Banks met her Mindy Vega Gina Ryder met her Rachel Aziani Jana Cova Carmen Luvana Veronica Vanoza Amber Michaels Michelle Thorne Aria Giovanni Asian, Latina, goth, fetish, devil, & hellbilly/retro/hipster girl models, especially if they're brunettes. More pornstars and strippers. Women who post pictures of themselves on the toilet. Did I mention Latinas? Any Crazy Horse (San Francisco) or Century Theater dancers, past and present. Hookers (female) that let me dry-fist them for free (there's nothing quite like a good dry-fisting. Or so I've heard). Women with pretty feet, shapely legs, or sexy shoes. Hot, sexy, pregnant women. Lesbians and trannies. And YOU! Just add me. Or message me to say hi. People who live in the Bay Area. Especially Bay Area natives like myself. In the who I'd like to stalk department, there's only one victim person, bunnance. New rules: you better have a picture up or I'm not adding you. Also, if you're an obvious fakester, you better be fucking funny or you're not getting added. Lastly, if you're under 18, you need to be either: A) fucking funny, B) fucking smart, or 3) fucking interesting, or you aren't getting added. And don't even think of sending me a message asking me to add you. Just add me your own goddamn self! But apply the above rules first. |
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Music:Industrial, Trash Disco, Lounge, House, EBM, New Beat, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, New Wave, Acid Jazz, Rare Groove, Latin, Salsa, Ministry, Front242, Thrill Kill Kult, Apoptygma Berzerk, Portishead, Lords of Acid, Rob Zombie, KMFDM, NIN, Marilyn Manson, more |
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Movies:Brazil, Sexy Beast, Weapons of Ass Destruction, Anal with an Oriental Slant, Mulholland Dr., El Mariachi, Army of Darkness, The Big Lebowski, Cinema Paradiso, On Golden Blonde, Santa Sangre, Amelie, El Topo, House of 1000 Corpses, City of Lost Children, LA Confidential, Lost Highway, Girls with Low Self Esteem |
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Television:The Simpsons, Futurama, Porn-o-rama, Arrested Developement, Insomniac, VIP, King of Queens, Food 911, American Chopper, The Avengers, Married with Children, She Spies, Family Guy, Korgoth, The Venture Brothers, All My Circuits, Whose Line Is It Anyway? No really, with all these voices inside my head, I lose track. |
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Books:I'm illiterate and innumerate, Women are from Omicron Persei 7, Men are from Omicron Persei 9, The Man Inside Me, Bob Loblaw's Law Blog |
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Heroes:Mitch Hedberg, Viatcheslav Ekimov, Russ Meyer, Larry Flynt |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Occupation: | Proctological ASSistant, Artist/Model/DJ/Sadist |
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My Blog |
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Twenty-two percent of Hillary Clinton supporters will vote for McCain. |
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| Or as I like to call them, "racists." Posted by el Bobo on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:42:00 PST |
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MySpace Karaoke? WTF??? |
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| To quote Tom: "Latest Update:May 6, 12:00am PSTWe've just launched MySpace Karaoke, where you can sing & record your favorite songs to put on your profile! All you need is a mic, speaker... Posted by el Bobo on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:16:00 PST |
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If you’re vegan, and... |
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| ...and you eat yogurt with active cultures, does that make you a sell-out? Posted by el Bobo on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:33:00 PST |
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An el Bobo survey |
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| If you are the customer of a service-oriented business, and you are waited-on by the owner, should/do you leave them a tip? Just curious. Posted by el Bobo on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:13:00 PST |
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Netflix recommended for me... |
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| ..."Brokeback Mountain." Should I be concerned??? Posted by el Bobo on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:12:00 PST |
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So, jesus was crucified today... |
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| ... and christians call this a GOOD day? That explains a lot. Posted by el Bobo on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:10:00 PST |
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WTF? One of my photos is missing!!! |
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| The photo of me with the guns in my hands. Which one of you 300 million+ assholes complained about that photo? Those guns were all strictly legit, licensed firearms! Posted by el Bobo on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:14:00 PST |
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There is no such thing as Emergency Pothole Repair! |
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| Because there is no such thing as an emergency pothole. Those things don't appear in an instant. They develop over time. So why the fuck does CalTrans need to close half of the lanes of the freeway DU... Posted by el Bobo on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:06:00 PST |
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Hey Congress! |
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| There's a WAR going on!!! We really don't give a shit about baseball right now. Don't tell me about it being our national pastime (I prefer football anyways). Seriously. Stay the fuck out of sports. F... Posted by el Bobo on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:57:00 PST |
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I have an idea... |
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| I find it ironic that there are people driving around in 500+ horsepower cars, with disabled person license plates. So I got to thinking, and came up with this: If you want a disabled placard or licen... Posted by el Bobo on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:38:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Sardonique, Zoltan * 5FDP, decriminalize lee, Zenova, BlueBlood, ducky, lopez3, The WoLF * {[Just a Jack Who Found His Sally]}, Elise, Jade, SpookyGirlsOfTheChurch, haute pretresse, FootFetishFan, www.TittyTops.com, JOHNNY TWISTED, FEL!C!A, n.ortiz, [the real] Kristin(♥)Ferry, www.FeetArchive.com, Angelwitch, MeriDEATH, Headsickpinups "dot" com, Lunatic, Satine, Kelli Spike, SIDESHOW PRODUCTION FREAKS, Elven Wizard, Ms Dynasty, Baun, Pinup Angels, FeminineBodybuilding.com, Paul, Tiffany AKA Ms.Unfuckwitable, donakk, GLAMAZON
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el Bobo's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. veni vidi vici, time heals all wounds, hat fetish, paranoid schizophrenic, welding school, humble person, angel of death, artist model, simpsons episodes, dirty sanchez, covina california, myspace, sociopath, abortionist, mix tapes, misanthrope, family dog, decapitation, wrong number, sadist |
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