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Like Simon and Garfunkel, but with 90% less talent |
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| Location: | Newark, DELAWARE |
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| Last Login: | Sep 17, 2007 (354 days back) |
About Me |
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| Seeing Stucco Lobster Breadbox perform is kind of like watching a porno starring They Might Be Giants and Tenacious D, directed by Weird Al. | |
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Music:Member Since: 1/12/2005Band Website: stuccolobsterbreadbox.com Band Members: Stucco Lobster Breadbox are currently a two-piece band: Jeremy Bell (vocals, toy xylophone) and Jonathan Pron (guitar, vocals).But, over the past 11 years, we've had quite the crew, and, if you're damn lucky, one or two or all four of the following might show up to rock the hizzle for Twizzlers:Jeff Van New Kirk (guitar, kick-ass harmonies), Dennis Coburn (vocals, drawing crazy shit for our amusement, toy instruments a-plenty), Bill Fagan (bass, vocals), Evan Thomas (bass, occasional guitar, vocals)Past members include Howard Mosely (accordion, vocals), Mike Nolan (electric guitar, vocals) and Steve Singer (doumbec)And several folk have joined us onstage before. The ones I remember are: Charlie Taylor, Tom Ewing, Jamie Faulstich, Melissa Breed, and James Pasternack.You can email us at jeremyandjon@aol.com . We LOVE getting email. Almost, but not quite, as much as we love gargoyles. Those things are fierce. Influences: Stephen Lynch .. Tenacious D.. They Might Be Giants .. Frank Zappa .. The Bloodhound Gang .. Weird Al Yankovic .. Diana Ross.. Zamfir, Master of the Panflute Sounds Like: Fraggles huffing methane. Sort of. Record Label: Ha! Type of Label: None |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Comedy / Acoustic / Grindcore) |
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VOTE FOR STUCCO!! |
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| Ok, so Stucco is in this contest with all of the other Spark Summer Music Series bands. We need your vote! Click the picture below to go to the voting page. Then, if you please, clic... Posted by Stucco Lobster Breadbox on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:52:00 PST |
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Spark Series! |
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| Hey there!This Friday, Spark is beginning their annual Summer Series. Each week over the next two months, a pair of bands will play a free show at one of 8 area venues. And kicking off the series? ... Posted by Stucco Lobster Breadbox on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:49:00 PST |
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Stucco show -- free vibrators!! |
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| Hey, Y'All!!Have we got a show for you!!This Saturday night, we'll be opening for the one and only Dirty Diamond at the Khyber in Philadelphia. Dirty, being both generous AND dirty, has promised a fr... Posted by Stucco Lobster Breadbox on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:20:00 PST |
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Upcoming shows -- more fun than power washing!!! |
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| Hey, Y'all!I've spent the past weekend trying to restore the original brickface on our house using a power washer.It's more or less a super soaker on steroids. A motor helps propel twenty billion gal... Posted by Stucco Lobster Breadbox on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:58:00 PST |
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Bankshots/East End/NHL 2004 |
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| Hey, Y'all!Long time no write to. Sorry 'bout that.I've been preoccupied with getting engaged and/or NHL 2004.Granted, it's 2007.But, I love those days when Jeremy Roenick, Tony Amonte, and Mark Recc... Posted by Stucco Lobster Breadbox on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST |
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Post Groundhog Day Stucco shows |
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| Hey, Everyone!Happy belated Groundhog Day!I can't believe I missed it this year. It's my second favorite holiday involving pulling a rodent out of a hole. My favorite, of course, being Jerry Penacol... Posted by Stucco Lobster Breadbox on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:33:00 PST |
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THIS WEDNESDAY! - Stucco performs ORAL!! |
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| ... renditions of such classics as:- "Pass the Dutchie"- "John Bonham's 12-minute Drum Solo on Moby Dick (The Song Remains the Same version)"- "We're Not Gonna Take It (all kazoo version)"- Score from... Posted by Stucco Lobster Breadbox on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:53:00 PST |
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Two shows! |
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| Hey kids,Once in a million years, a show comes along that warms your heart,touches your soul, and delights young and old alike. An event thatbrings families together and unites each and every one of ... Posted by Stucco Lobster Breadbox on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:26:00 PST |
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Walkin' in a Winter Stuccoland |
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| Hey, yous crazy kids!We have an action packed December for you, so, if you get a break between wassailing and hunting for a Playstation 3, stop on out!"But where should we stop out?" you ask.Glad you ... Posted by Stucco Lobster Breadbox on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:45:00 PST |
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Colosseum Tonight! |
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| Hey, All! Sorry for the super short notice. I found out today, of all days, that we'll be opening for Temper Tantrum at the Colosseum in Wilmington tonight, Fri, 11/10. So far as I know, Colosseum i... Posted by Stucco Lobster Breadbox on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:41:00 PST |
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