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 Whitey's Profile |
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I'm HORNY |
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| Age: | 28 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Alabaster, Alabama |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 4' 3" |
| Zodiac: |  Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 28, 2008 (536 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Hello, my name is Whitey. I am a whitetail buck deer. I live in the woods and I like to munch on clover. I like girls who wear those huge sunglasses that cover 75% of their face. Also, I am an asshole. |
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My Interests |
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| Pussy. Rubbing bark off of trees with my antlers. I like to fight. I mainly fight off the fags who try to steal my pussy. Otherwise I just lay around. At night I run out in front of cars for fun. | |
I'd like to meet:Just about any hot girl who wants to hook up with me, I want to meet. Seriously ladies, I am not joking about this. I will repay you with witty banter, hot animal sex, a swift kick to the spine, or whatever turns you on. |
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Music:Not a big fan of music. No electricity where I live, and batteries do not last long in my iPod. FUCK. |
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Movies:The only movies I get to see are when I sneak up to the drive in theater. If you have to ask what my fav movie is, then its Bambi. I also like the Die Hard Trilogy, and the Goonies. |
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Television:Again, no power where I live. I want a plasma tv though. My cousin Donner wont tell that fat fuck Santa. Hes such a douche. |
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Books:I dont like books because it is too difficult to turn the pages when you only have hooves. |
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Heroes:The Incredible Hulk. Tits. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Occupation: | Deer |
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My Friends |
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Sasquatch, Alabama Thunderpussy, Easter Bunny, Roaming Gnome, Britney Spears, Skyline Layouts
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