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Ska chat up line #347 : Wanna come back to my house and blow on my trumpet? |
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| Age: | 19 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Bleakpool, |
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| BodyType: | Average |
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| Last Login: | Jun 1, 2007 (553 days back) |
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About Me |
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FUCK YEAAAH!!! RIGHT IN THE FUCK!!! YEAAAAAAAH!!!I like cuntroversy (I mispelt that on purpose)I FUCKING love to FUCKING swear, it's one of those simple pleasures in life I used to be conceited Now I'm perfect I should also let you know I am one of those people who kick ass Not in the physical sense, just, I'm ace I play a guitar and sing in a ska rock band You may see my bands shit plastered all over this profile I like my steak medium rare and washed down with red wine I also love red wine, the better it is, the happier I am I am chronically single, it annoys me I could just tell myself the girls who don't like me are thick, but they probably have good reasons A great word to use is CUNT Seriously, say it and not smile, I challenge you I like offensive music, it makes me laugh Great offensive acts include Hitler (Hate Metal Anal Cunt The Sophisticates Howling Willy Cunt Jimmy Kage The local music scene rocks It would rock more without The Locals, I don't say bands suck as a rule But they are daft racists I stand for equal rights for everyone Except the French, they aren't people Same goes for French Canadians, they are french in the wrong continent... well, right for me, far away Al Murray = Legend, real british humour Booze MEAT!I love meat. This picture proves it Like vegetarians put "This video made me vegetarian", followed by a PETAganda video, or a Goldfingerganda video, these pictures below make me want to eat meat! More meaty photos coming in days to come! And just remember, if you consider not eating meat, look at this guy, he is a vegan. Would you want to end up like this? Click here to see a picture of a vegan I love you really all my veggie and vegan friends, remember, I am only winding you up!! These are a few of my favorite things I like: Rocky Horror [Picture] Show Ska Music My band Alcohol in all its beautiful forms Good food Doctor Who Getting merry Poker Frank-n-Furter Stand up comedy Playing gigs Skanking The intermeweb Wierd instruments MY FUCKING HAWT BAND MyGen Profile Generator Extended Network Banner Generated with MyWackoSpace MyWackoSpace Photo Collage MySpace Comment Box MySpace Editor Comment Box |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Just leave me a messageRichard O'Brian Nobody, I don't really get on with people that well lol. Comment Me ::Kris, I am going to fuck you!See my comments Kris has 0 friends because he hates people No, really, he even hates Tom, that ass pirate ..! |
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Movies:Rocky Horror Picture ShowJerry Springer The Opera Jekyll And Hyde - The Rock Musical Big Daddy Good Morning Vietnam Still Crazy The Pursuit Of Happiness Jackass Jackass Two Girl Next Door One Hour Photo Patch Adams |
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Television:Doctor WhoTorchwood UKTV Food Deal Or No Deal - Play it below!! .. Meet New People @ SFS.com or Play Games @ StudentFreeStuff.com |
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Books:Hitchhikers Guide To The GalaxyRestraunt At The End Of The Universe The Life The Universe & Everything So Long & Thanks For All The Fish Up And Down In The Dales - Gervaise Phinn Mostly Harmless The Wrong Boy The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night Time Grumpy Old Men The Yes Man |
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Heroes:Arran BarrettBrian Setzer |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| Hometown: | Bleakpool |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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I LIKE TO FUCKING SWEAR - A POEM BY KRIS BALL |
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| I LIKE TO FUCKING SWEAR!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS,
I LIKE TO FUCKING SWEAR,
IF I OFFEND I FIND IT FUNNY,
I FIND IT FUNNY TO SWEAR,
IT'S BIG AND CLEVER,
AND M... Posted by Kris Is Ska on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 01:43:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Emu, Masey Diggler, My Name is Mully (Actually it isn't), Chris, Mighty Overlord And Ultimate Ska Kid, Christoph, [ aLx ], *Angel*Delight*[Space.Invader], Elle., [ElleJay], get cape, rock face, die, Skarabazoo, The Redwings, FLANGEMALANGE WHOOPKNACKERS, miss feefee mcgee, IT'S COWBOY TIME™, TEST PILOT™, Lauren, KiFinDuLay, Matt :::::: Everybody's Favourite Superhero, Ms Nintendique©, WALRUS, wAsTeD wOrLd : THE MUSIC, MMM S E X™, IMWezz™, wAsTeD wOrLd, Jack is my name, Sir Ben: Morecambe Are Going Up!!!, Ryan D' Ale (Organised Confusion), Chaz, [~]Stand Your Ground[~], Brave Glass Ninja, XxxX RuDe GirL XxxX, Mark, Retarded Rebel & The Special Kids
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