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| Age: | 21 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | PALM BEACH GARDENS, FLORIDA |
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| Height: | 5' 11" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
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| Last Login: | Jun 13, 2008 (175 days back) |
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About Me |
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| Adam Burgoon was born in ninteen hundred and eighty seven at the begining of the year. He was born to a pair of Brazilian trapeze swingers. Being that he was born a hermaphrodite his family decided that his sex would be male. And they made the right choice. Later in life he found out he was a brilliant young boy and took up piano. But decided the world was not ready to hear such exquisite music. He turned to skateboarding instead. Then to surfing. He was pretty much in the newspaper showing off his swell skills on the 28th of December, 2005. He now lounges around and paints his finger nails all colors of the rainbow and likes it. On his leisurely days he spends his time making paper mache models of penises and hangs them on the wall at his house and marvels at them whenever he walks by. He likes to call it "art". I call it gay. When he works, he works hard. Cutting trees is the game and he does a damn fine job. Hes lost most of his fingers though through a chainsaw accident and stole new fingers from a deceased body that was found at the cemetary just laying around. It was cool though, dead bodies don't really need to use their hands anyway. He plans on following in the footsteps of his parents and will soon being an avid trapeze artist, minus the brazilianess.
Written by Tristan, with help from Adam, the surf wonder... |
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I'd like to meet:My parents, Abraham Lincoln w/ other assorted forefathers, A bunch of italians, a robot, a bookie (for gambling), Kelly Slater, A shipload of pirates who have some dust, and finally my siamese twin who was cut from me at a young age. |
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Music:Emo, Rap (no old shit) and my favorite LiNkIn PaRk... |
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Movies:Any Surf Video... Rodney Mullen Vs. Daewon Song Round 1 and 2 (3 sucked)... any freestyle video... I also like Bring it On, Grind, Star Wars, any chick flick... Donnie Darko, 10 Things I hate about you, The Day after tomorow, and Any Movie with Aston Kutcher... |
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Television:Punk'd, Cribs, Pimp My Ride, True Life, Mad TV, Bugs Bunny (HAHAHA! ;), And Volcom Hats... |
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Books:The Hobit... and Playboy... That counts as a book right LOL (Laugh Out Loud) |
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Heroes:Kelly Slater... Rodney Mullen... Jamie Toemas... Tonie Hawk... Ryley Hawk... and Bagel |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | A Pussy (Laugh Out Loud) |
| Religion: | Christian - other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | Baller |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Paul, manda, bmoney hayes, switchblade sammy, Jonathan, Kristen, Jason, matt LiLLy, Stephen, bagel McSerious, Shred Shed Army, When you snooze....you fuckin stuuupid mann.., nathan, Mario, Meagan, MARY [Nim ♥], ~♥♥Jocelyn♥♥~, abcdefgina, Hilary, DUVA, aaron, Libby, ♥Janelle ♥, *$Zakat3kaZ$*, Savannah, Becca, Heather, Angie, S Crack, Dimentia Skateboards (RIP LUCY), MJ♥, Miss Penny, B milesss, ALEC, eRiN, LISA MARIE ♥, Chris Miller, Porter, victoria., AC, ~ShAuNa~
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