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 Fox Tard's Profile |
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You think this is a fucking costume? |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Toronto, Ontario |
| Country: |  Canada |
| Height: | 5' 8" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | Sep 22, 2007 (809 days back) |
About Me |
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| I'm sexy. I really am. I'd like to find some sort of formula to quantify my sexiness, but there are no current apparati powerful enough to measure how sexy I am. Once I tried to pin down an exact number (on a scale of 1 to 100, you understand), but when I started getting into the low 300s, the machine blew up. I'm just too sexy for my own good. And for this shirt. I better shake my little tush on the catwalk. I'm also smarter than you are. Deal with it.
Also, I've finally decided to block friend requests from bands. I know I play in a band, I just can't keep up anymore, I'm getting 20 a day. If you're a band and you really want me to check you out, just message me and I promise I'll listen. I'm also requiring approval from now on for comments. Too much spam, I'm sick of it. Check out the foul mouths in this band with the totally hot bass player: THE 3TARDS You can also check out our incredible, amazing, kick-you-in-the-face-and-stomp-on-your-groin-with-its-awesom e-wickedness Web site here: THE3TARDS.COM Click here to check out the AMAZING 3TARDS ASSCORE TATTOO EXTRAVAGANZA, WHERE OUR NUMBER ONE SUPERFAN NATHAN GETS OUR LOGO TATTOOED ON HIS ASS!! CLICK ABOVE TO ORDER THE 3TARDS & BEETLEJUICE LIVE 3TARDATION DVD!! |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Definitely not you, asshole |
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Music:Misfits, Dayglo, Johnny Cash RIP, Frank Zappa, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Elvis, Stray Cats, Cramps, Clash, Rev. Horton Heat, Frank Sinatra, Neil Diamond, REALLY BAD '80s music (go fuck yourself if you don't approve), G'N'R, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest (yes, Rob Halford leaned RIGHT OVER ME and sang Hell Bent For Leather), anything Metallica did involving Cliff Burton, and of course, though I'm loathe to admit it lest my singer's head swell even more, I love THE 3TARDSTOP FIVE ALBUMS OF ALL TIME: 1. Dayglo Abortions - Feed Us A Fetus 2. The Misfits - Walk Among Us 3. Metallica - Master Of Puppets 4. Guns 'N' Roses - Appetite For Destruction 5. AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap TOP FIVE THINGS I HATE IN MUSIC: 1. Screamo (emo too, but ESPECIALLY screamo) 2. Singers who sound like Eddie Vedder/Chad Kroeger/that loser from Creed (i.e. like the singer of every band that seems to be making it big these days) 3. The prevailing attitude that Sum 41/Avril Lavigne = punk rock 4. Political opinions from pop stars (just keep your fucking mouth shut about George Bush, Britney) 5. New country. Enough said. |
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Movies:Any John Hughes movie (again, go fuck yourself if you don't approve, I'm a child of the '80s), Fight Club, Groundhog Day, The Wall, Peewee's Big Adventure, Mister Roberts, The Great Escape, Cool Hand Luke, The Sting, For A Few Dollars More, The Dirty Dozen, Rushmore, The Big Lebowski, anything with Bill Murray, Steve McQueen, Lee Marvin or Clint Eastwood (minus The Bridges of Madison County) |
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Television:Simpsons, Daily Show, Futurama, Oz, South Park, Arrested Development, Family Guy, McLaughlin Group, ANY of the Star Trek shows, Trailer Park Boys, mXc |
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Books:Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, Puppet Masters, Tao Te Ching, A Farewell to Arms, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, etc. etc. etc. |
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Heroes:Hunter Thompson RIP, Homer Simpson, Johnny Cash RIP (Jesus, that's two down now, and I doubt I'll ever get to meet Homer Simpson, so that sucks) |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Toronto |
| Religion: | Jewish |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | In college |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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TUESDAY JULY 25 - JAGERMEISTER PARTY!! |
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| Seriously, you all have to go HERE:... Posted by Fox Tard on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:51:00 PST |
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SCOOTER'S BIRTHDAY PICS |
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| Here are pics that Marco just sent me from Scooter's birthday party at the Bovine:Apparently when I get drunk I think I'm Les Claypool and start trying to explain the finer points of playing bass (Tin... Posted by Fox Tard on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:18:00 PST |
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NEW YEAR'S EVE IN NEW YORK PHOTOS! |
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| Here are some photos from new year's in New York. I'm really drunk and look REALLY horrible in most of them, but fuck was it fun:With Erik, one of the people who came down with us:With Renee, wh... Posted by Fox Tard on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:52:00 PST |
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Some random things that have been bothering me lately... |
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| A couple of random things that have been bothering me lately:1. Books that have movies based on them, that are then rereleased with the picture of the actor starring in the movie version on the cover,... Posted by Fox Tard on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:07:00 PST |
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Some new press, and of course the great ass tattoo... |
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| This is pretty cool:Also, as you've probably seen, our superfan Nathan got our band name tattoed on his ass:... Posted by Fox Tard on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 07:58:00 PST |
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Let's give this a shot... |
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| What the hell, people I know always get sick of my bitching, so maybe I'll start doing it on here... soon... I'm lazy right now...... Posted by Fox Tard on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:52:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Tina Sixx, 3TARDS, John Tard, Le Tard, Keith Tard, Jess [DF], System Shit, THE ROCK ONS, ZsaZsa LaBitche, The Outbred Inlaws, HELENA! [d-unit]{The Notorious H.E.L.}, Dr.LeXXXi Tronic, Eye Butterfly™, The Infinite Peter Unicorn, ♥ Ruby ♥, DaveyD, Just Amused, cinDy*, D A N T E, Ted, JUNIPERGRRRL, LonelyVagabond, From Parts Unknown, EndProgram, -HELLKKKAT-, TIFF, Donnie Darko's little sister™, Hero to Zero, Emma-O, Kristy Rose, susan, ^dark_prince^, Number H, vanessa, Chutzpa Productions, AllianceBooking, THE BIG BOP CONCERT HALL, BRAINTOY, Toronto After Dark Film Festival, 68PORNOMAGS
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