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 Laura S.'s Profile |
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You can't shoot pool with a rope |
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| Age: | 33 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | DOBBS FERRY, NEW YORK |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 4" |
| Zodiac: |  Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) |
| Last Login: | Feb 6, 2007 (668 days back) |
About Me |
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| I'm kind of shy, but I warm up quickly to anyone who wants to get to know me. I also have a very sarcastic and often raunchy sense of humor. I'm not cool, nor do I try to be cool. I just am who I am, take it or leave it... TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Laura Birthday: 8/29/73 Birthplace: Brooklyn, N.Y.C Current Location: Lower Westchester County, N.Y. Eye Color: Green Hair Color: Dark brown Height: 5'4 Right Handed or Left Handed: Southpaw Your Heritage: Russian, Ukrainian, Polish, Jewish The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Doc Martens Your Weakness: Procrastination, shyness Your Fears: The Loch Ness monster, Sasquatch, Chupacabras and aliens who give anal probes! Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken parm pizza Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: There are quite a few... Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I never use instant messenger Thoughts First Waking Up: What a weird dream... Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes, dimples, and calves Your Bedtime: Whenever I drift off... Your Most Missed Memory: My bulldog Barkley (R.I.P) Pepsi or Coke: Water MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither Single or Group Dates: It really depends on the situation. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who really gives a shit? Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: Strong coffee Do you Smoke: No Do you Swear: Hell yeah! Do you Sing: Yes, but very badly! (My singing is so bad I could make peoples ears bleed!) Do you Shower Daily: Of course Have you Been in Love: Yes Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, barely remember it... Do you want to get Married: I'm not sure. But if I do, I'm keeping my last name! Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes, but not nearly enough Do you get Motion Sickness: Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not sure Are you a Health Freak: To a certain degree, but I'm not a fanatic. Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part Do you like Thunderstorms: I guess it can be kind of cool as long as I don't have to drive anywhere. Do you play an Instrument: I played the violin from the ages of 8 to 12; it was totally lame! In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes In the past month have you Smoked: No In the past month have you been on Drugs: Is that really anyone's business? In the past month have you gone on a Date: Since I don't update this thing that often, sometimes the answer is yes and sometimes no. In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, that shit really grosses me out! I like my fish cooked. In the past month have you been on Stage: No In the past month have you been Dumped: No In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I would like to, that sounds like a lot of fun. In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No Ever been Drunk: Yup...burp! Ever been called a Tease: I guess, but I'm definitely not. Ever been Beaten up: No Ever Shoplifted: No How do you want to Die: That is such a morbid question. Hopefully it won't be painful. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A proctologist or a rodeo clown... ;-) What country would you most like to Visit: There are way too many to name. Although, if I had to choose one it would be Australia. In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter Favourite Hair Color: Same as above Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter Height: Taller than me Weight: Weight is only a number, but in general I prefer them to be not too skinny and not too heavy either. Best Clothing Style: I don't really care, as long as he's not wearing a suit. Number of Drugs I have taken: I plead the fifth... Number of CDs I own: A lot! Number of Piercings: 8 - Both tragus' and three in each ear lobe. Number of Tattoos: None yet, but I eventually want one. Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS Create your own custom MySpace Layouts |
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My Interests |
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| Going to loud shows, the beach, painting, drawing, running, working out, cats and dogs, pizza and beer... | |
I'd like to meet:Freaks n' geeks and anyone else who is friendly and interesting. Who do I NOT want to meet? Anyone who is racist, homophobic, or misogynist. If you fall into any of those categories, leave me alone and go fornicate yourself with a baseball bat covered in barbed wire...Ouch!...Enough said.I will only add people who have something in common with me, otherwise what's the point? (Unless of course I already know you! :-) |
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Music:A wide variety of punk, hardcore, ska, psychobilly, etc...I keep an open mind, and refuse to limit myself. If I like how it sounds, I really don't care what genre it's in... |
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Movies:There are way too many to name, although I love good dark comedies. (like the Coen Brothers films, their movies rule!) I also love any movie directed by Christopher Guest (Spinal Tap, Best In Show etc...) and all Mel Brooks movies. And any movie that the South Park guys are responsible for.(Team America, Baseketball, Orgazmo...) I like some horror movies too, athough some of them are really lame... |
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Television:Family Guy, South Park, Reno 911, Chappelle's Show, Mind Of Mencia, Seinfeld, House, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiam, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet...Anyone who says that TV rots the brain is just a pretentious windbag... |
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Books:Yes, I do like to crack open a good book...A few favorites include A Misfit's Manifesto by Donna Gaines, Skipping Towards Gomorrah by Dan Savage, Get In The Van by Henry Rollins, Lobotomy by Dee Dee Ramone, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas by Hunter Thompson...etc... |
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Heroes:Eat it or Fuck itAdd to My Profile | More Videos Free Cursors |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Occupation: | Freelance Artist and Fitness Trainer |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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V.D. |
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| V.D.---Those initials generally conjure up two things in my mind, Valentine's Day and Venereal Disease; and they both have negative conotations in my mind. (The latter being much&n... Posted by Laura S. on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:03:00 PST |
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Out with the old... |
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| The holidays are over and I'm damn glad. If I had to suffer through yet another insufferably nauseating christmas song, I just might have burst into spontaneous combustion! So now the new ye... Posted by Laura S. on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:58:00 PST |
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Holidays bum me out. |
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| I'm starting to think all these holidays are nothing more than contrived nonsense, an obligation to be "jolly". I can't just force myself to be happy and festive on command, it has... Posted by Laura S. on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:23:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Joey, NYC PUNK, NYC SKA, Juxtapoz Magazine, Murphy's Law, AGNOSTIC FRONT, The Toasters, VOODOOGLOWSKULLS, The Turbo A.C.'s, The Bullys, Hub City Stompers, Against All Authority, The Slackers, Circle Jerks, Bad Brains, Supersuckers, ELECTRIC FRANKENSTEIN, Midnight Creeps, Henry Rollins, A Misfit's Manifesto, take back productions, Dead City, MF GALLERY, CBGB, LAST CALL BRAWL, Norman Bates and The Showerheads, D, THE PUNK ROCK PAGE, Awkward Thought, Hudson Valley Ska, Morgan Rankin, Scotty the Body, Dollar Disobedience, YIDCORE, COSMO'S MOON
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