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 SGT Wolfbanger's Profile |
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cooler than a granny on crack... |
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| Location: | Crewe, Northwest |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| Last Login: | Nov 1, 2007 (760 days back) |
About Me |
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Albert Einstein once wrote: "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. " We didn't give a rotten bollock about this, so we made Sergent Wolfbanger We started as a three piece acoustic, got bored and made the band bigger, made friends with a few decent bands, blagged a gig with them, and will soon take over the world... wer out to have a laff and make a sound gday' |
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My Interests |
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Music:Member Since: 4/11/2006Band Members: Dan- Vocals Rob - guitar Gaz - bass Mike - guitar Nath - drums Influences: Dashboard Confessional, Robbie Williams, Rage against the machine, Tenacious D, Oasis, stereophonics, Taking back sunday, Foo Fighters, elvis,jonny cash, all those crazy happy clappy priests that shout hallelujah n shit like that when they sing (theyre boss, plus u gotta like em or god will lightening bolt you down like a dog in a new york city backstreet, next to a dumpster, full of nappies and lots of cardboard), To be honest, anything we hear that sounds pleasant.... Sounds Like: a mixture between a food blender and three cloves of garlic banging together on a clothes line, while you scratch your balls... Record Label: yeah right... Type of Label: None |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Rock / Pop / Indie) |
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people |
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| in general, people are pretty interesting animals. they have no real purpose in life, like other animals, except to fuck and then to die and therefore feed other animals. circle of life and all that m... Posted by SGT Wolfbanger on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:39:00 PST |
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John Legend |
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| i went to see john legend today. he was absoloutely incredible.
thts one talented father bummer. really class pianist, stuning vocals and good with the crowd. absoloutely mint. some concerts make you... Posted by SGT Wolfbanger on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:36:00 PST |
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cock photos |
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| we are starting a new cock foto library where a person of our choice (namely midge because she doesnt find it funny, which therefore makes it more funny) will have a photo of themselves with a big dic... Posted by SGT Wolfbanger on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:08:00 PST |
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dans boob reduction |
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| well all. dans boob reduction was a huge success. he now has a 34 b cup and a tube conecting to a bag which holds his draining blood. far more manageable than trying to catch it in his hands. superb. ... Posted by SGT Wolfbanger on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST |
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bowling green-pool |
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| just bin tha green wit ma mates. ded gud. ded gud. me n rich had the longest game of pool EVER!!! so was a little tired wen i got home. but cool neway. chattin wit jambo was enlightening. hes cool too... Posted by SGT Wolfbanger on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:59:00 PST |
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today was GOOOOOOOd |
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| today i scratched my balls for 4 straight hours. i also wrestled a pig. and got us a bassist and a guitarist. so now we got a hole band. boo-fukin-ya. peace up. i also ate a carvery at tha pub. it was... Posted by SGT Wolfbanger on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST |
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RECORDED |
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| WESTSIDE BLUDDAZ,
we recorded last night with the help of a big 18 inch double ended dildo, and gaz's recording genious skills and kit which consisted of an all*star computer and a microphone designed... Posted by SGT Wolfbanger on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:48:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Dan- Vocals, Rob - guitar, Gaz - bass, Mike - guitar, Nath - drums, Sounds Like Lazer Fire!, The Almost Super Heroes, Mikey G, Lo Sauro Promotions™, dave, Just Skip, Penis Poke, Leafy [BitchFit]™, drop dead casanova, She's electric, Geri, BLUNT BITCH apparently, Percy, tom :], Footprints In The Custard, TRANSMIT DISRUPT [underground 2nd novemeber], Luke, [Miss Stephanie Louise], platinum poopoo, ♥Abi_____x™, Dizzy up the girl (oh snap!!), JIMMY JUGGLAZ, ♥ Lisa ♥, ATM, Friend Called Fred, Blast Stereos Loud (Burn EP Out Now!), Russ, I wanna be trashed..., All in One Stroke, HUDSON - Are Back!!, MandoMan™, Mini Me, Hannah. :) W.C., Tom-Fox-5150, The Nake [worried about bush NOW UP], RIG UP EXPLOSIVE, happy-ness, YLLOH, Munge
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