Mason's Profile |
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| Age: | 32 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Austin, TEXAS |
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| Height: | 0' 0" |
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| Last Login: | Jul 11, 2008 (506 days back) |
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My Interests |
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| I like to read, write, take naps, workout, screen annoying phonecalls, I really dig getting high and reading comic books...I like a lot of things...it would be more interesting if you asked me things that I hate...that's a much longer list...starting with: the environment, trees, women that wear tops that are strapless on only one shoulder (Conjures up images of King Kong Bundy) OH! and rather strangely, I do like Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I don't care what anybody says. That cat is funny. | |
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Music:Myspace LayoutsMyspace Codes Myspace Generators Myspace Backgrounds |
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Movies:Rocky |
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Television:X-Files |
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Books:The Alchemist, Paul Coelho Warrior of the Light, Paul Coelho Schlepping Through the Alps, by Sam Apple www.samapple.com |
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Heroes:Superman, Spiderman, Captain America |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Religion: | Jewish |
| Children: | Someday |
| Occupation: | writer/comedian |
My Blog |
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Jew Lost Me At Hello |
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| Jew Lost Me at HelloYou really should watch the video at the end to get the complete picture of what a douche the host of this show is. It is painful, I admit, but in the end it is fun.Daily ShvitzBlo... Posted by Mason on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:31:00 PST |
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Doc Brown was Jewish, Right? |
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| Doc Brown Was Jewish, Right?Daily ShvitzBlogging with the heat turned up Doc Brown Was Jewish, Right? Mason Lerner, August 23, 2007 TAGS: Mason Lerner Pop Culture Time Machine ..paging_filter-->A... Posted by Mason on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:27:00 PST |
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My Big Celebrity Poker Shmooze |
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| My Big Celebrity Poker ShmoozeDaily ShvitzBlogging with the heat turned up My Big Celebrity Poker Schmooze Mason Lerner, August 14, 2007 TAGS: Ben Affleck Celebrity Poker Humor Jennifer Tilly Mas... Posted by Mason on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:24:00 PST |
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Who Doesn’t Want To Kick Andy Dick’s Ass? |
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| Who doesn't want to kick Andy Dick's Ass?Daily ShvitzBlogging with the heat turned up Who Doesn't Want to Kick Andy Dick's Ass? Mason Lerner, July 24, 2007 TAGS: Andy Dick Jon Lovitz Pop Culture ... Posted by Mason on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:22:00 PST |
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What I wouldn’t Give For Larry David’s Miserable Life |
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| '>What I wouldn't give for Larry David's Miserable LifeDaily ShvitzBlogging with the heat turned up What I Wouldn't Give For Larry David's Miserable Life Mason Lerner, July 23, 2007 TAGS: Larry ... Posted by Mason on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:18:00 PST |
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So, so pure....................... |
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| I wanted to upload at least one of these vidoes to my page, but I don't undertand how. Too much effort, I guess. It's the same reason I'm not a cat burlglar . Sure, I'd be good at it, but I mean, suct... Posted by Mason on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:45:00 PST |
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The Fonz proves there was acid in the water in the 70's... |
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| The FonzThis is maybe the craziest thing I've seen, since well, since I saw Mr. Rogers serenaded in a baby pool by a large African-American cop with a silky smoothe voice. This is a public service ann... Posted by Mason on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:15:00 PST |
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Rob a leprechaun, tell him make me a grill... |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nQaUmTsrGwhttp://www.youtube
.com/watch?v=hTjabuOQccEThis is a pretty standard, Internet classic, but still worth watching if you haven't seen it in the last five minute... Posted by Mason on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:02:00 PST |
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Joanie Loves Chachi |
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| Joanie Loves ChachiThat link will take you to a super-deep point in pop culture. When you watch it, you can see an entire era crumpling before your eyes...comedy and entertainment are ever-evolving, a... Posted by Mason on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:56:00 PST |
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Won't you be my neighbor? |
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| This is the most disturbing video ever. Who knew when they were just wee children that Mr. Rogers was such a homoerotic perv? It's not even the homo part that is disturbing, it's the whole weird facto... Posted by Mason on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:36:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Jacob Z, The DREAM, ¡Nicola!, The Brady Bunch, Punchline, JACK, Trang, DJ Stacy Stylez, Tal, DELMONICO, Joe Rogan, Jake Flores, Sammie Rhodes, Houston's Laff Stop, Austin Books and Comics, Tom, Michael Taubin, ducky, Best Of Myspace Comedy, JOE STAATS the 1st, Mark Agee, ♥Cindi, Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad, Jewish Girl, Bob Biggerstaff, The Shane Hebert, Katrina, Ashlei, Jim Tierney, MaRLeY, Funny Papers, Dave Bishop, Adam Bomb, NightScene Entertainment, V-Licious, Rudz Comedy Werkshop, Shane (aka CRIPPLE KING), Kristin
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