Les&Mae's Profile |
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any man I have ever known. |
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| Age: | 96 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Never put those pearls before swine-land, California |
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| Height: | 6' 11" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
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| Last Login: | Oct 17, 2008 (419 days back) |
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About Me |
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Eclectic, wacky, perverted, mysterious, loyal, magnificent listener, adolescent, sensitive, am a keeper of a fanatic heart........I write screenplays, smutty short fiction about train wrecking romances, created a musical for a very, very special band with my endlessly talented chew toy, and am a closet geek. There is a Martini and delicious cat art book in motion with a dear and talented friend.....Meeeooowwww.......I work out often while singing Journey songs out of tune, eat a lot of dough, love dining at dreamy places, I luv luv luv all kinds of art and am a bit wacko- if I could I would have a "tilt-O-whirl" car in my living room. I like vintage sports cars cause they have soul, can't mate in captivity, I want a collie dog, I want a view of the city lights, to eat escargot in Paris more often, get more massages and now I am going to eat some dough and pamper myself and my cat, Mae-ster... |
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My Interests |
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| Live music, the theater, a great kiss, being bad, comedy shows, dark chocolate, real whipped cream, a great kiss, antiques and art, sample sales, sexy boys with big lips and washboard stomachs, film, sweating, fabulous restaurants, seeing new cities/places, remembering dreams, a full moon, a great kiss and any moment worth remembering, amusement parks especially the one where you wish upon a star and where this fairy lives. :)Turn offs: Jealousy, unhealthy anger, unforgiving or delusional/obsessive ex's that have no regard for my feelings, liars, judgmental jerks, prejudice, ignorance, any form of cruelty, greed and sour cream. Turn ons: A man who will hold my hair when I throw up, a witty sense of humor in anyone and wedding cookies (served cold). | |
I'd like to meet:My master, my slave. |
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Music:Classic rock/alternative rock -- the Who, Hendrix, Led Zep, Collective Soul, Pearl Jam, Aslyn, Stephen Stills, Seal and on and on. Jazz, blues, some classical. R & B, Alvin and the Chipmunks and an orange blob guy who used to play music in my bathroom... |
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Movies:Lassie Come Home, Pillow Talk, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Exorcist, Welcome to the Dollhouse, The Verdict, When Harry Met Sally, Wuthering Heights, The Devil's Rejects, Blue Velvet, North by Northwest, Bringing up Baby, A Little Romance, The Inlaws, Bowfinger, Arthur, Dangerous Minds, Mr Magoo's Christmas Carol, Harold and Maude, Bitter Moon, Unbearable Lightness of Being, early Woody Allen, Parenthood, Spy Game, Revenge, The Fisher King, Dracula, Shakespeare in Love, The Big Lebowski, Thank You For Smoking, All About Eve, The Door in the Floor, Fabulous Baker Boys, Big Fish, Juno, American Beauty, Spinal Tap, Elegy, Tell No One etc, etc....... |
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Television:America's Most Wanted, Celebrity Rehab, Jerry Springer, Partridge Family, Hee Haw reruns and Family Feud reruns when Richard Dawson was good and drunk. |
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Books:Power of Now, Where The Wild Things Are, My Date with Satan, I'm With the Band, Kamasutra for Dummies :), Milan Kundera books, Neil Labute, Alice Munroe, Cynthia Heimel, Edna O'Brien, Beautiful Boy, Fear of Flying to name ONLY a few. On tape/cd I favor: Mary Higgins Clark, Stephen King and Patricia Cornwell Current reads: Just finished "Girls Like Us" (bio about C. King, J. Mitchell and Carly) - highly recommend and am still reading "Eat, Drink and be Gorgeous" and catching up on a pile of magazines. Waiting to borrow Clapton's bio. |
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Heroes:Living -- Bono, Gloria Steinem, Scooby Doo, Steven Jobs, the Gates Foundation, Jacques Rossouw, The Dixie Chicks, anyone who made it through the 12 steps, my Mom, sister, Nathan, Allen, Maura Cameron, Olive-ia and my wonderful group of friends - I love you!!.... Below is the NOTORIOUS BETTY PAGE!!.. .. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Pacific Islander |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | Bikini Bottom |
| Religion: | Wiccan |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | Grad / professional school |
| Occupation: | Fluffer |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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What a difference a sad event in someones life makes... |
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| I needed this! Thanks to Donna, my dear pal who sent it. :) And for all my friends that I love who have made it through tough times and without you guys my life would be so much less rich.....we are... Posted by Les&Mae on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 02:51:00 PST |
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Romantic Comedy - Almost Famous meets Two Weeks Notice. |
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| So what would happen if the hot guitar dude meets a really smart, witty beautiful geek? A few months on a promotional tour and we will see how opposites might just be more alike than they know!!! Ro... Posted by Les&Mae on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:52:00 PST |
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The disease in full swing and a bottom |
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| As the merry-go-round spins in Lauren and Jake's life, the chaos increases -- she experiences physical weight loss, judgment of friends who do not understand and the continued disappointment the addic... Posted by Les&Mae on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:26:00 PST |
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Terminal Uniqueness |
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| This and the blogs below are excerpts from a drama screenplay about 3 women and how they cope with their addicts. Perhaps start with the bottom one: the beginning of the end. Someone thought this wa... Posted by Les&Mae on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:04:00 PST |
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...that old familiar pain. Back story to the Fallen. |
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| So Emily, the fallen. The one who uses with her lover, her fantasy, her musician. She was not always a beauty. In Jr. High or middle school she was the gangly smart girl who had braces full of hooks f... Posted by Les&Mae on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:15:00 PST |
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The Pretender |
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| My third oldest couple in the story consists of a woman, Martha, who ignores her alcoholic, Ronny, vs. trying to fix him. They have two young children who will be very affected by his disease. Martha ... Posted by Les&Mae on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:07:00 PST |
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The beginning of the end continued. |
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| Lauren and Jake, the happy yuppie couple. (see below blog) The merry-go-round of addiction is illustrated in this scene where Lauren is hit with the reality that Jake has gone from a patient with pai... Posted by Les&Mae on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:17:00 PST |
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The beginning of the end. |
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| This is just a tiny part of a rough beginning of a story of 3 couples and how they cope with addiction. Their stories are different, yet the same. Emily is a college student who falls for the guitar ... Posted by Les&Mae on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:08:00 PST |
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My most delicious antagonist, villain, bad, bad boy in a sexy/violent script. |
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| INT. LAVISH NEW YORK HOTEL SUITE - NIGHTPink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" PLAYS on a portable CD player -- beside a water pipe on the night table. IN A KING-SIZED BEDRand, wearing stereo headset, i... Posted by Les&Mae on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:05:00 PST |
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The Betrayals, essay, short tale, middle of night blog |
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| The Betrayals.You know when it's dangerous to a relationship when you can actually see the line in the sand coming. I do not believe that loves dies by itself, with no catalyst to begin the line etchi... Posted by Les&Mae on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:33:00 PST |
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