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 Kelly's Profile |
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new video only at liamshow.com & iklipz.com |
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| Location: | Tarzana, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Jun 19, 2008 (546 days back) |
About Me |
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No Booty Calls Promo Mother Grandma's Commercial for Kelly LET ME BORROW THAT TOP! lip gloss is essential when you're wearing a top that says WHORE. click it to get it new Cunningham Muffins Tshirts at LIAMSHOW.COM only at Hot Topic - it says "those shoes are mine, betch" on the back stickers and buttons, betch all this stuff is at liamshow.com So, this snobby salesgirl at this shoe store was like, “your feet are too big for this shoe,” because I’m a size 11. And I was like, “um...so what?! go in the back and find my size, betch!!!” The song, “Shoes,” just kind of tells that story. That was the first song I ever wrote. Then I wrote some more songs because there was a lot bothering me. Like one time I asked to borrow my friend’s top and she wouldn’t let me. That sucked. So I wrote, “Let Me Borrow That Top.” And then I was tired of being left out of conversations in the cafeteria, so I wrote, “What R U Guys Talking About?” And then I kept writing, and then my mom was like, “What’s all this song writing? Why aren’t you doing your chemistry homework?!?!” and I was all, “because it sucks,” and she was all, “don’t use that language,” and I wanted to betchslap her but I refrained (vocabulary word; see, I actually do READ sometimes; i just don’t read textbooks and crap like that). And now I’ve got a CD with a bunch of songs, a video on YouTube and stuff, and T-shirts, and I’m performing at different places and stuff, and my friends are all psyched for me and driving me places. And the best is I recorded my mom yelling at me one day and made a song out of it, “Where Do You Think You’re Going in That?”. That’s my way of saying, “stop yelling at me, betch! I’m going to get what I want!!!” to book Kelly at your college or club, email info@liamshow.com |
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Music:Member Since: 3/27/2006Band Website: liamshow.com Band Members: i'm on iTunes. click HERE to download my songs and ringtones: (this iTunes version includes clean radio edits of Shoes & Let Me Borrow That Top) Copy and paste the following HTML to your site to display this banner Shoes made the iTunes Comedy Ringtones list!: or you can order my CD through the mail if you want. whatevs betch click it: see all Liam Show videos at LIAMSHOW.COM my big Hollywood meeting: the Shoes video: MTV, betch: it's Britney, betch: Mrs. Cunningham is totally bonkers: Text Message Breakup Video: i'm in this Dresden Dolls video: Hi-Quality Video Downloads Available on iTunes:: Shoes Video - Explicit:: Shoes Video - Clean:: Txt Msg Brkup Video - Explicit:: Txt Msg Brkup Video - Clean:: Let Me Borrow That Top Video - Explicit:: Let Me Borrow That Top Video - Clean:: Influences: my favorite are interviews like this: Molly makes layouts. Get a Kelly MySpace layout at BETCHSLAP.COM : click on these people. you might recognize them from my videos: Sounds Like: site layout & design by The Uprising Intl. the web (especially my profile) looks totally better with Safari. GO GET IT, DECK! : Type of Label: None |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Comedy / Techno / Electronica) |
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My Blog |
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Purple Man: Revenge of The Cheerleader |
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| Hey betches,check out this movie, "Purple Man: Revenge of the Cheerleader" it's the longest short film I've ever seen.
that purple guy rules.also, my mother grandma has now started blogging... Posted by Kelly on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:01:00 PST |
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they’re all decks! |
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| hey betches,my new music video "No Booty Calls" is up on YouTube today. Check it out here.
also, last week these people asked me to be the stage manager at their awards show. I think it's cal... Posted by Kelly on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:37:00 PST |
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No Booty Calls&.Deck! The party video - youre invited. |
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| hey betches go check out my new music video for "No Booty Calls" at LiamShow. com or at iKlipz. com.they're all decks!kelly ... Posted by Kelly on Tue, 27 May 2008 10:10:00 PST |
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i have some news |
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| it's Weezer, betches!they asked me to be in their video and I said "sure, whatever." of-fucking course! here it is:
i own rubik'sdo you know this guy, Dan Dzoan? He is like a rubik's cube gen... Posted by Kelly on Tue, 27 May 2008 10:09:00 PST |
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No Booty Calls the video May 27 |
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| Hey, so like, Margaret was all up in my ASS about doing a new video during this tour. I mean, WHATEVER. I already made another video!!! It's coming out May 27th on liamshow.com... Posted by Kelly on Tue, 13 May 2008 01:28:00 PST |
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backstage in minneapolis |
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| i'm still on the road, opening for Margaret Cho's "Beautiful" tour and I made a video of what it's like - all the glitz and glitter of being on tour:
i ran into some band down there that look... Posted by Kelly on Tue, 06 May 2008 06:46:00 PST |
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touring, touring, touring |
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| Next week I'm in Boston, Minneapolis, Chicago, and Dallas Texas. HOLY SHET. I'm going to need a lot of No-Doze. The shows have been going great and I'm really excited to get back out there. Only a... Posted by Kelly on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:12:00 PST |
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vote for Let Me Borrow That Top in the YouTube Awards |
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| hey betches, so I found out that my music video for "Let Me Borrow That Top" has been nominated for Best Comedy Video of 2007 in the YouTube Awards. i was in San Francisco this weekend perf... Posted by Kelly on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:11:00 PST |
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i’m on itunes video and on tour.....hey mom. |
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| hey betches,here are some updates and stuff:I'm on iTunes&Video, betch!You can get high quality downloads of my music videos "Shoes," "Txt Msg Brkup" and "Let Me Borrow That Top" (and, if your mom mak... Posted by Kelly on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:00:00 PST |
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tour dates in hawaii and texas |
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| i got some new tour dates betches!some of you know i'll be touring with Margaret Cho this spring and coming to a bunch of cities. my mom is afraid i'm going to come back pierced and tattooed. whatever... Posted by Kelly on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:05:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Liam Sullivan, Margaret Cho, ILANA MARGOT, PurpleMan, Leonora, Jaymi, Vito Fun, Tropical Storm Steven, Nichole, Tails, Rachael, Disgruntled Stormtrooper, MATT LAWLIS, Molly [loves him], ~Kamala~, PerFect, Tina[[this is me]], Ali ♥♥ nasir, Bacon, Six Red Carpets, ~ Weezy Spirit ~, I Used To Be Someone, ^_^LOVENESS^_^, Kristin, ♥Corinne♥ {is also a broadway groupie}, Sandy Zacky & Mike Clifford, HARD HITTA ( NEW TRACK ), Im so hot i make fire stop drop,and roll, Michael, Sarah [Sweaty♥], MoMo L♥V3s DON OMAR!!!!!!, playas gon' play n haters gon' hate, Beileve, Katy Jo, mikayla f'n rox, We're ALL Famous...Didn't You KNOW!...0_o, THE RAYEES, ♥llRIP KATHY! WE LOVE YOU!lll♥, ☠STEPH [21] ☠, Jannette, SHANE DAWSON *NEW VIDEO*, Justin, ♪Jenna♫, KAZZONG.COM, angelz, []*PRINCE*CHAOS*[], ! IS YOUR PAPITO !.., CHARRI SOMETIMES..., pubeboy, Carmínico, Ama, ☮ Angelina, lคยгเค єlเzค๒єtђ ๓คгเє »-(¯'v'¯)-», Mandø-ßøŁ, khhottie30, ╚»(A)*(W)«╝, Alexandra Nicole! [pvk], angela, Pervin Mercury, ~!Miss Bitch!~, ♫♫When did your ♥HEART♥ go missing???♫♫, Kimi (depressed and lonely)
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