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| Age: | 88 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | In the woods, Indiana |
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| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Last Login: | Nov 12, 2009 (33 days back) |
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About Me |
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| My headline pretty much says it all. I'd rather be (and pee) outside! I haven't just heard, but have seen a tree fall in the forest! A friend told me that in the dictionary under vague, there is a picture of me-I guess that fits. I'm infinitely old and wise, newborn and naive-a Gemini, YinYang (69), Siva. My favorite color is purple. and gray. I won't set foot outside without sunglasses-even on an overcast day. I'm pretty laid back-I like being outside-in the woods, on the water, wherever there is no development and plenty of wildlife. I want to be able to live off the grid away from the savages! Wait, I do live off the grid. Not that way, though.
I'm kinda sarcastic, cynical, laconic(though I sometimes say too much), languid, iconoclastic, a half-assed vegetarian (i prefer fake chicken to the real thing), with a dry (sometimes very) sense of humor. My parents were mercenaries in Africa-I was raised in a pride of lions. I'm a slow-burning short fuse, a marginally trained but intelligent monkey, a misaligned cog in a broken machine. I brush my teeth with baking soda. I take vitamins because I forget to eat.
I HATE hypocrisy, smugness(smuggery?), pettiness, spitefulness, people in love with the sound of their own voice, And stupid, belligerent, drunk people! Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorisyourauraquiz/
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Besides wildlifetree huggers- , mountain bettys, genuinely good, cool, kind, and decent people. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Indianoplace, Flatlandiana |
| Religion: | Other |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | Philospher and poet |
My Blog |
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Star Trek Meets Monty Python |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc
funniest clip EVER Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 12:44:00 GMT |
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The desert southwest |
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| They really go all out with the landscaping here-cacti, rocks, sand, the works. It's like being in a whole other geographical/geological area. Where do they get all the money for this?!?! I mean it... Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:13:00 GMT |
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Toay in NASA History |
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| Jan 27 1967 A launchpad flash fire in the Apollo I capsule kills the astronauts Gus Grissom, Edward H White, and Roger B Chaffee, at Cape Canaveral.Jan 28 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger disintegrates 7... Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:37:00 GMT |
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Celtic Animal Birth Signs |
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| I was pleasantly surprised to see that I am, in fact an otter! I am drawn to them, and Brett/otter-one letter difference... Coincidence? Kismat? Synchronicity?The day you were born can affect your p... Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:35:00 GMT |
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This is quite obvious, and it explains a lot about behavior in this area... |
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| Study: Area high in mercuryINDIANAPOLIS - Research by the U.S. Geological Survey found elevated levels of the toxic metal mercury near Madison, adding to evidence that mercury spewed by coal-burning p... Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:57:00 GMT |
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Being in the woods |
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| "A friend tells all with a look, a tone, a gesture, a presence, a friendliness. He is present when absent.-Henry David Thoreau
Even when I go into the woods by myself, I'm never alone. Henry (we... Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:35:00 GMT |
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Horoscopes from The Onion-America's finest news Source |
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| Your Birthday TodayBloodied, alone and in shock, you'll finally realize it's not a Gorilla Gram. Aries March 21 - April 19The coming week will feature ball lighting, skin lesions, and a runaway gasoli... Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:49:00 GMT |
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I got pulled over today! |
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| For running a stop sign (allegedly) and wasn't harrassed! Or ticketed! Or even given a written warning-just a verbal one! Amazing! It must have been the shortest traffic stop e... Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:45:00 GMT |
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moi |
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What Brett Means
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B is for BrilliantR is for RadiantE is for EasyT is for TrendyT is for Tough
well... Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:23:00 GMT |
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The election |
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| "I'm not going to say - that's private." -- Sarah Palin on CNN, when asked who she voted for
I think McCain would have been better off with a box of rocks as his VP
&nb... Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:36:00 GMT |
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