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Rock ’n’ Roll never got me a blowjob |
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| Location: | Oslo |
| Country: |  Norway |
| Last Login: | May 12, 2008 (576 days back) |
About Me |
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| In response to the questions "who are you?" and "what do you do?" Dhahii has drafted this text for your perusal. Please note: Sending feedback in relation to this text is an act of morbid futility and will be treated as such an act demands. Dhahii is a manipulator of carefully chosen words, placing them in particular orders for desired effects. This text you are reading is not indicative of his approach the arts of wordcraft, but then again, can you actually believe him? Dhahii is a manufacturer of ideas, and is prepared to share them with interesting practitioners of relevant crafts. Name your poison: he'll decide if that's how he wants to plod into eternity (or oblivion). Dhahii is an artist, specializing in mixed media painting, and really doesn't care what anybody thinks about that. He almost went to art college, but saw it destroy the artistic inclinations of two of his friends and he decided that maybe instinct was best. Dhahii is almost like a musician, playing electric mandolin in patently unsuitable ways. His music is like his writing and his art: ragged, stained, largely made of unidentifiable elements, and widely considered as a generic abomination. Dhahii refers to himself only in the third person when he's not the first person to do so. He will often refer to other people in conversation and emails as "other people", which is obviously an act of sensual degradation. He will refer to himself only when he has no other course of action open to him, particularly eating, of which he is very fond. Dhahii likes chocolate. Remember that: it's important. Dhahii will respect numeric folk laws, often working in threes, sevens and nines. He is not completely sure why he does this, but theories may be formulated and posted as comments here by those with little else to do. Fly Mungolian. You BITCH!!! |
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My Interests |
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Music:Member Since: 3/21/2006Band Members: Dhahii Sounds Like: Joe Orton and William S. Burroughs in a jacuzzi full of gorilla semen Record Label: Luna Flicks Type of Label: Indie |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Psychedelic / Ambient / Electronica) |
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My Blog |
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Spring Apple, My Mungolian Dreamfish |
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| Somewhere, in a vaguely westerly direction, I have consigned my belief in the redemptive power of candy. It doesn't work. It's only good as a means of sustenance when you've wound up sleeping with the... Posted by Dhahii, Bard of Mungolia on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:04:00 PST |
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Drake Carlyle and The Tailors of Revolution |
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| This is the band of my alterego, Drake Carlyle.Audio offerings shall be apparent soon.Don't say you weren't warned. Posted by Dhahii, Bard of Mungolia on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:54:00 PST |
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Make Friends with Luna Flicks |
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| Yes. Make Friends with Luna Flicks. Not virtual friends: real friends! Assembled from real living tissue like all other carbon-based lifeforms. Actual pumping hearts, seeing eyes, and other parts that... Posted by Dhahii, Bard of Mungolia on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:03:00 PST |
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First Novel |
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| Hahahaha.
Haha.
Ha!
It gives me great pleasure to announce: my first novel will be published this July/August (I will post a firmer date soon).
What's the story?
It's the story of a man, a woman, and ... Posted by Dhahii, Bard of Mungolia on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:15:00 PST |
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Vote for Single Engine - you know it makes sense! |
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Hĺkon Kornstad's "Single Engine" album has been nominated for the Alarmprisen. This is decided by public vote, so get over to Alarmprisen and vote for my mucker, HK! He really deserves to wi... Posted by Dhahii, Bard of Mungolia on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:41:00 PST |
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Punkt Festival 2007 (Aug 28 - Sep 01) |
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| Punkt 07 programClick here to find this year's festival program, which we believe is the best Punkt program so far:Jon Hassell returns to Punkt 07, and so do Nils Petter Molvćr and Sidsel Endresen.Amo... Posted by Dhahii, Bard of Mungolia on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:27:00 PST |
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Cat Update |
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| I have been asked about the current condition of my cat: currently, my cat has become somewhat hairy again, although the hair is now very coarse. So much so, I caught my new neighbour, Evangeline Pepp... Posted by Dhahii, Bard of Mungolia on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:58:00 PST |
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The Truth about Greasing Dromedaries |
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| I realise that I may have caused some confusion lately & when I was saying "dromedary" I meant "text", and when I said "greasing" I meant writing, and when I said "soaping" I meant editing, and when I... Posted by Dhahii, Bard of Mungolia on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:47:00 PST |
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Sorry: Busy Greasing Dromedaries |
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| I'm up to my eyes in grease at the moment. The dromedaries needed greased, and their oral hygiene is not meticulous. I'm thinking of a number.
Please behave while I'm out of the orifice.
Sir Dh... Posted by Dhahii, Bard of Mungolia on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 02:04:00 PST |
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Merry Christmas, Squarepusher is Dead |
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| I see a vacant seat in the chimney corner: Tiny Tom is no more. Only his bass and his MS-20 are left as a reminder.
Merry Christmas, Alien scum. The New World Order can inflate my dromedary.
AhhhhhROO... Posted by Dhahii, Bard of Mungolia on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 07:35:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Luna Flicks, Mungolian Jet Set, Bugge, Nils Petter Molvaer, Eivind Aarset, Audun Kleive, Jon Hassell, Erik HonorĂ©, Fjordfunk, Knut Sævik, Hedda, Maria Isabel, DJ SUNSHINE, Kornstad, BlackBelt Andersen, Live Maria, Ingebrigt HĂĄker Flaten Quintet, Happy Rhodes, Kjetil Husebø (optical substance), Borgos41, Torun Eriksen, Markellos, Ola Kvernberg Trio, Erlend Molvær, Lost Room, HĂĄvard Wiik, Audun Erlien, beady belle, Huw Warren, gen;lon, Mari Boine, Ost & Kjex, Russell Mills, SkatebĂĄrd, TRULZ & ROBIN, MN, Bermuda Triangle, Sidsel Endresen, Punkt, Todd Terje, alex, SubtleNoiseMaker, Sui Ci, Dee C’rell, Renate Aasen, Magnus Nyström Trio, [muselight], yuzu, Shari Vari(Todd Terje & Dølle Jølle), Crystina Maez, Vega, Triade, stefan oberthaler aka KEYMINATOR, Zerstörenfried [ANOTHER PREVIEW-TRACK UPPED!!!], dawbrain, epitaph R•i•P., Unni Løvlid, Joxfield ProjeX (Future), mojo club, Berni, Gayle Skidmore, Vendlus Records, Iris waves, Tow Truck Two, skaZka Orchestra, Indiana Gregg, www.HeavyCrates.com Online Record Store, Q, Film_inacan, kris, Diskreetse Mango Trio, Cat, Joxfield ProjeX, SIENNA, Huldra Lives In The Woods, grillo, Andrew Neu
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