This is our cache of the profile last indexed on Monday, June 18, 2007. Visit MySpace for updated profile. MySpaceProfiles.org is a search engine that indexes publicly available profile information from MySpace for convenient searching and display. If you are the author of this profile and do not wish to display it here please click here.
 The Man in Black's Profile |
|
I am a baller, I am a ballin baller!! I am the ballinest baller in the ballin history of all ballers |
|
| Age: | 18 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | The City of Blinding Lights, Florida |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 3" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 17, 2007 (431 days back) |
About Me |
|
Create your own friendquiz hereHello everyone! I am The Shiznit, but you don't have to call me that (no one ever does) just a name i gave myself in a pathetic attempt to have a nickname. ok well i'm one of the most random people you'll meet, i refridgerate my socks, run around in the woods at night, sleep in a hammock for no reason, watch the history channel and actually enjoy itI also love to watch sports, especially anything with the University of Florida, yeah i'm a Gator freak, i live and die with that team!!!! I've also been a miami Dolphins fan since I can remember, but my brothers like the bucs, so i was tormented a lot growing up. As for baseball, it's the Red Sox all the way, started really following them in 2003, so NO I am NOT a stupid bandwagon fan!!!! and if someone tells me that watching baseball is boring, i guess you didn't see the 2004 ALCS. And if you don't know what ALCS means, then please get the hell away from me lol. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Will aka The Shiznit Birthday: worldwide day of joy (march 16) Birthplace: Fort Myers Current Location: LaBelle (they're blessed to have me) Eye Color: #### brown Hair Color: dark brown Height: 6'4"1/2 Right Handed or Left Handed: righty, to you lefties, I laugh at you cripples Your Heritage: Irish-Mexican The Shoes You Wore Today: Chuck Taylors Your Weakness: too nice sometimes Your Fears: midgets with big hats Your Perfect Pizza: sausage Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a frickin date Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol Thoughts First Waking Up: godammit!! I was having a good dream Your Best Physical Feature: mustache (yes, it's real) Your Bedtime: before 11 Your Most Missed Memory: trip to austrailia and new zeland Pepsi or Coke: Orange Crush and Mr. Pibb MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton BEEYOTCH!!! Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee Do you Smoke: no Do you Swear: #### yeah Do you Sing: when i try to sing, a child is born deaf Do you Shower Daily: yes Have you Been in Love: no Do you want to go to College: yeah, Santa Fe, then to UF Do you want to get Married: someday Do you belive in yourself: I'm The Shiznit, what the hell do you think?? Do you get Motion Sickness: no, i'm not a weak #### Do you think you are Attractive: somewhat Are you a Health Freak: is bacon considered a healty food?? Do you get along with your Parents: yeah Do you like Thunderstorms: they're freaking awesome Do you play an Instrument: recorder in 5th grade (i'm not musically inclined) In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: uhhh In the past month have you Smoked: no In the past month have you been on Drugs: they call them fingers, but i never see them fing, oh there they go!! In the past month have you gone on a Date: no In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but I could In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no In the past month have you been on Stage: not sure In the past month have you been Dumped: no In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my bathtub In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The Shiznit doesn't steal Ever been Drunk: nope Ever been called a Tease: no Ever been Beaten up: people aren't that stupid Ever Shoplifted: pack of gum when i was 7 How do you want to Die: as a hero, or in a hail of gunfire What do you want to be when you Grow Up: something awesome What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: green Favourite Hair Color: brown Short or Long Hair: long Height: don't care Weight: ? Best Clothing Style: decked out in florida gator stuff Number of Drugs I have taken: none Number of CDs I own: I own all of the U2 cds and a ######## of other stuff Number of Piercings: The Shiznit doesn't like needles Number of Tattoos: none Number of things in my Past I Regret: The Shiznit does not believe in regrets GO SCREW YOURSELF! - or - GET PAID TO SCREW YOURSELF!Myspace Backgrounds |
|
My Interests |
|
The Florida Gators, yelling at stupid people, watching espn, trying not to stab anyone, laughing at people who just don't get it, sleeping, listening to my music in my truck, (yeah, that's right i have a truck) glaring at people to make them feel uncomfortable even though i'm just playing aroung, sitting around all day and thinking up really goofy ####, also scuba diving (that's right, i'm a certified scuba diver) and being sarcasticThese videos are from the Zoo TV tour that U2 did a while ago, it's the best tour ever!!! watch it!! adopt your own virtual pet!Take the quiz: Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? Ta mo bhriste tri thine Ta mo bhriste tri thine - 'My trousers are on fire.'You're a few bricks short of a load, aren't you? You're probably not allowed to use sharp objects and you should be locked in a rubber room. With Rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. With rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats... Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook! |
|
I'd like to meet:someone with a pulseWhich internet subculture do I belong to? [CLICK] You are a Conspiracy Theorist ! Holy cow! You actually did an online quiz? Little did you realise that the information you gave us is being sent to an unknown government agency for evil use against you! Don't try to leave, we are already watching. More Quizzes at Go-Quiz.com Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net |
|
Music:Hmmmm........ let's see, well if you haven't already guessed, i am a HUGE fand of U2, one of the biggest fans out there. other than that i like any kind of old-school rock, eric clapton, the who, jimi hendrix, neil young, the doors,the eagles,jackson browne, meatloaf, creedence clearwater revival, zz top, lynard skynard, pink floyd, rolling stones, AC/DC, the beatles, and a lot more. |
|
Movies:my favorite movie is Pulp Fiction, other than that i really like any movie by quentin tarantino like reservoir dogs some of my other favorites are braveheart, Sin City saving private ryan, a bridge too far, the godfather series, ferris bueller's day off, friday night lights,napoleon dynamite, indiana jones,tombstone,die hard 1,2 and 3, all the lethal weapon movies, and james bond movies but not those ###### recent ones, i mean the original movies with sean connery Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?You are Pedro Sanchez and love holy chips. Take this quiz ! Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code |
|
Television:first of all, Sportscenter, besides that Lost, the apprentice, the amazing race, and american idol, aqua teen hunger force, family guy, arrested development(i'm probably the only person who watched it but it was the best show ever), my name is earl, the office, and anything on the history channel (i know i have no life, so shut up) and The Simpsons!!! Duh!!!Get this video and more at MySpace.com |
|
Heroes:my heroes are Hannibal Lecter any oompa loompa (they have to put up with all of willy wonka's goofy-ass ####), George Carlin,Bono, Napoleon Dynamite, and that guy who invented duct tape, and This guy!!!!!. (seriously, how cool is that?!)Get this video and more at MySpace.com |
|
My Background and Lifestyle |
|
| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Zoo Station |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | being a lazy bastard |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
|
       |
|
My Blog |
|
THIS IS MY BRAIN ON DRUGS |
|
| So I had this illness, and i went to the doctor's office, and he perscribed some anti biodics.
I bought the pills at the pharmacy, and took one right away, and then i was like 'whoa!!' no... Posted by The Man in Black on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:17:00 PST |
|
stupid update on my life |
|
| soooooo..... it's been a while since my last blog, but i guess that you people's heads haven't exploded due to the absence of new Shiznit material. Well i've been really really busy lately, the ... Posted by The Man in Black on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:57:00 PST |
|
A Sort of Homecoming |
|
| Well today was interesting and busy. I woke up at 730, to take the ACT!!!! YAY, TESTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did ok on it, except for the science, which made me think long and hard about running away t... Posted by The Man in Black on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:51:00 PST |
|
Internet Limbo |
|
| Hi there how are ya, well you're obviously bored, otherwise you wouldn't be here right now, you'd probably be doing homework or watching tv, or preparing to get jiggy with it. Wel... Posted by The Man in Black on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:04:00 PST |
|
The Publix in Palm Beach |
|
| So on Labor day my family decided to go to my aunt's house in west palm beach, why, I have no idea, I never really understood the concept of Labor day anyway. So I was over there and my aunt ask... Posted by The Man in Black on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:58:00 PST |
|
why the british got their asses kicked |
|
| hello, in honor of Independence Day, i've put together some of the big reasons that the british lost the colonies
Hard to shoot straight with sissified powered wig falling in your eyes
Wanted to just ... Posted by The Man in Black on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST |
|
I should be president |
|
| I was thinking, if a drunk C-student draft-dodging hillbilly from texas can be president, why the fuck can't I?? so that's what i'm going to do when I get old enough. "But Will" you might say "I... Posted by The Man in Black on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:09:00 PST |
|
Evil Space Monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
|
| A few days after i triumphed over the US government, i realized that the evil space monkeys weren't going to be very happy thati killed a group of them. so i decided to go to their camp to finis... Posted by The Man in Black on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:34:00 PST |
|
how i escaped |
|
| after i killed the real adam sandler in the airboat, the CIA had to find a new one to continue getting the russian titanium alloy and to kill me, so they hired a former bounty hunter named el pueblo p... Posted by The Man in Black on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:15:00 PST |
|
getting out of a jam |
|
| well, the evil space monkeys had me cornered in the mens room at the movie theatre, until my cousin michael came in and sliced off the leader's head with his pimpin' pirate sword i then used my super ... Posted by The Man in Black on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:09:00 PST |
|
My Friends |
|
|
U2, florida GATORS, Boston Red Sox, I Will Always Love Marisa Lynn Chesler <3, Jenny(s going to UCF)!, Bird Dog, Patrick, John, *~Hola~* Its ME again!!!!, Dana ♥, Reno.....(SCFCC)aka....(Tucker), Brogan, Vincint...(SCFCC)/aka(caboose), ♥JeSsIcA♥{B-dAy JuNe 22}, Bull Gator Daddy, &kayla;, Kevin Montgomery, Laurel, ëxö⌂, .:.:.:chrissy:.:.:., Backyard Cohort, tig notaro, Leah, amber lin[hopeless romantic], Em (quite happy here), ~*I aM BeAuTiFuL nO mAtEr WhAt U sAy!!!!*~
The Man in Black has 173 friends (26 shown). Click here to add The Man in Black as a friend. |
|
Tags |
|
|
The Man in Black's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. zoo station, baller, pathetic attempt, florida gator, ballin, history channel, hammock, miami dolphins, freak, lazy bastard, hispanic background, catholic religion, watch sports, city of blinding lights, straight male, shiznit, ballers, bucs |
|
