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 JEZEBELLE BOND's Profile |
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Miss Anger Management 2007 |
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| Age: | 28 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | VALLEY VILLAGE, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 6" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) |
| Last Login: | Apr 27, 2008 (575 days back) |
About Me |
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| ***I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SECOND GUESS OR HESITATE APPROACHING ME BUT: don't think that because i'm naked, humping people for money on film that you'll be able to have that opportunity. EVERYONE WHO SENDS ME AN EMAIL SAYING SOMETHING VULGAR LIKE "SUCK ME OFF" OR "OH, OH PLEASE FUCK ME", OR ETC... GETS REPORTED!!! ALL IN ALL I AM A PERSON SO SAVE YOURSELF THE ANGUISH AND JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF!!! please don't tell me i'm hot, i have a sweet ass, or that i seem interesting. sweet jesus in a dump trunk... try to be slightly original! this isn't motel 6...so for those people...i'm not trying to be mean or a bitchy diva, just honest.*** HAVING SAID THAT I DO LOVE HEARING FROM MY FANS, FANS OVERSEAS IN THE WAR, FANS WHO ARE COUPLES, AH SHIT...FANS IN GENERAL!i'm motherfkn jezebelle bond! i'm originally from san luis obispo, ca. i grew up there and all my family still lives there. i started my career by dancing at the santa maria spearmint rhino and then moved on to peddle smut. bypass me if you do not fit this mold: i only want to talk to friends i haven't heard from in awhile and NOT total retarded knobs trying to "hopefully" get laid! maybe this girl will say yes... THINK NOT! if you can't get laid in real life-talking to real people- there's probably no hope for your sad lil' self with me. if you're hot, ACTUALLY HAVE A REAL PERSONALITY, and don't come off as a needy/whiney little bitch just looking to get a rise/attention outta people... as i was saying, just because i have a vagina doesn't mean i need to act like one. i'm a fully independant, fun loving, give you shit but completely expects it back chick who can hold her own! i love football * raider nation *, boxing, all sorts of bloody violent sports. i'm the chick that can hang with the boys and still be hot-or- have manners need be. i can belch louder than you, drink more than you, and fuck longer than you...so...neener neener! sometimes...i get into fights and not just cute i don't wanna brake a nail windmill bitch fights! just ask lisa marie...i gave her face A COMPLETE POUNDING...she'll tell you it still stings a lil! i know, i know... i'm definetely rowdy and animated but not as rowdy as i used to be though. hey, we all have to grow up sometimes...oh, and unfortunately, i frequently say shit before i think and wind up with inserting my foot into my mouth. ouch, i just realized how massively sure of myself i sound! | |
My Interests |
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| jet propelled bungie jumping, pancake ass breakfasts, the "will it float" and "the people" game
Punkrocker ft. Iggy Pop .. Add to My Profile | More Videos Games - New Kids On The Block .. |
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I'd like to meet:LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...FRANK.. Add to My Profile | More Videos |
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Music:i was in a cd book for lar fredrickson and the bastards! helmet, the waitresses, di, massive attack, das efx, eazy muthafuckin e, alice in chains, tool, bowie, morrissey (yes, i know it's gay), godsmack, old metallica, tsol, primus, fugees, nofx, concrete blonde, nwa, amg, the dead milkmen, too short, billy idol, ludacris, vandals, jane's addiction, biggie smalls, faith no more, mr. bungle (it's not funny my ass is on fire!), tribe called quest, nirvana, pixies, body count, old nin, sublime, rev. horton heat, led zepplin, stones roses, janis joplin, bauhaus, bob marley, bloodhound gang |
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Movies:drop dead fred, meet the feebles, harold and kumar go to white castle, cabin boy, super troopers, kung pow, i'm gonna git u sucka, blazing saddles, what about bob, groundhog's day, a dirty shame, orgazmo, cannibal the musical, from dusk til dawn, the dawn of the dead, anchorman, texas chainsaw massacre, uhf, amittyville horror, all of the scary movies, pootietang |
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Television:HSN - Mr Show.. Add to My Profile | More Videos Drunk People .. Add to My Profile | More Videos Chris Crocker "The Hairflip" .. Add to My Profile | More Videos |
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Books:THE ONES WITH WORDS...THAT ARE GOOD data="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" .. .. .. .. ....Add to My Profile | More Videos TIMING IS AN AMZING THING .. Add to My Profile | More Videos |
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Heroes:people who pay their taxes |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | Native American |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | San Luis Obispo, Ca. |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Porn Star/Your Deam Girl |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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CONTENT SHOOTS |
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| contents shoot are gonna take place at my new pad...if youre in the industry and i know you as being actual talent WITH LEGAL ID hit me up...great place to shoot with new furniture, awesome kitchen, a... Posted by JEZEBELLE BOND on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:38:00 PST |
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FROM MY HUSBAND THUMPER... |
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| April 15, 2008 - Tuesday ..tr> ...Missing Our Baby ... Posted by JEZEBELLE BOND on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:10:00 PST |
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WORST HOOKER EVER AWARD GOES TO NADIA JADE!!!!!!! |
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| the envelop please...and NADIA JADE WINS!!!!why does she deserve this monumental award? let’s dive into the reasons, shall we?!1. SHE’S TOO UGLY TO POST PICTURES OF HERS... Posted by JEZEBELLE BOND on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:51:00 PST |
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WORST RUMOR EVER |
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| i was going thru some of my old emails and i found one from the most retard man-boy i've ever had the displeasure of knowning...he started out emailing my friend under a fake name but this fake name w... Posted by JEZEBELLE BOND on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:24:00 PST |
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EROTIK WORLD TOMORROW IN DENMARK |
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| denice k. and i will be signing at the erotik world convention thursday march 6th thru sunday march 9th in copenhagen, denmark. for more infomation got to www.clubdenice.dk... Posted by JEZEBELLE BOND on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:59:00 PST |
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EMO HAIRCUTS=THE NEW MULLETS |
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| if u have ANY questions...
JUST LOOK AT THE NEW PICS IN "MULLETS, MULLETS, MULLETS" ALBUM
just plain ole kids from the burbs just hopelessly pretending they're gay-OR-suffering
poor poor RICH BASTARDS... Posted by JEZEBELLE BOND on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:09:00 PST |
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Adut Entertainment Expo-FELONY FIGHTS BOOTH |
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| you can find me this thursday thru sunday at the felony fights booth inside the AEE show...or as i like to call it "the superbowl of porn" Posted by JEZEBELLE BOND on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:53:00 PST |
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STUPID HACKERS |
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| i hate when people hack my shit! someone sent a shit ton of messages from my account about the stupid kim and ray j sex tape. if you got one from me just know that i never sent 'em. Posted by JEZEBELLE BOND on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:58:00 PST |
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JUST MOVED TO PALM SPRINGS |
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| hey, i just moved to palm springs...who else lives out here??? Posted by JEZEBELLE BOND on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:16:00 PST |
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Albany, NY this thurs thru sat night |
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| hey everyone! ill be at nightmoves in albany, ny this thursday thru saturday nights. ill be doing live shows for your viewing pleasure!!! please come out to see me...even if its just to say hi!!!
ill ... Posted by JEZEBELLE BOND on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:02:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Thumper, Denice k, Starr, Todd Todd, PiNk MaFiA, Amphetame, "Mr. 80's" Derek Bastard, Dana DeArmond, Official Fan Site for mr eddie, CLUB Magazine, Brandy Talore, cAnDy fUcKiN mAnSoN, OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE FOR JENNA PRESLEY, David Lynch Foundation, Jared, BlankTV, Nicole MarXXX, JD, Keri Jannaynay, Jeebus, Ryan, giovanni, Vick Grayson, THE MAN, xXLove Me or Hate MeXx, charles, JONATHAN, DrRockin99, Destination nowhere, Giorgio Buratti, Michael, Dis Gurlz Musik!, Daniel Ray, TAO LAS VEGAS / ADRIAN DEMIANI, Shy Love, Je Ne Sais Quoi, Soul+Maniac, sebastiano brizi, PennyLayne, Nikki, @bdul=), Jeryd Smith, James, I, DJ VOX, Joe, Ehsan Invest in LA
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