Shana's Profile |
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a HaRd On DoEs NoT cOuNt As PeRsOnAl GrOwTh. |
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| Age: | 36 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Baltimore, MARYLAND |
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| Height: | 5' 10" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
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| Last Login: | May 14, 2008 (575 days back) |
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About Me |
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'Why are you going to hell?' at QuizGalaxy.com The Lost Soul narcissistic I am 59% Asshole/Bitch. . I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. " Work like you don't need the money; dance like no one is watching; sing like no one is listening; love like you've never been hurt; and live life every day as if it were your last." What kind of muscle car are you? 1971 Plymouth Barracuda You have a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda. You love beer. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and thats all that matters! And yes, it's got a hemi.....that's right I said a hemi! Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:You are Michael Alig. You are king of the Club Kids. You are the crack-smoking gay party promoter with a penchant for hotpants, red lipstick and Andy Worhol. You created some of the wildest parties this country has ever seen. You had it all.. fame, money,.. men. So what if you helped kill your drug dealer, chopped off his legs, sprinkled him with baking soda, and humped the box you stuffed him in. You're still pretty and you know it! I AM ALREADY VISUALIZING THE DUCT TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH. (Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.) Now please think before you speak I do not want you to validate my inherent mistrust of strangers. Incompetence and ineptitude reign free around here sometimes.
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Music:80's, Alternative, Club, Hardcore, Techno, Swing, Opera/Classical, Reggae, Punk, Swing, Metal, Rockabilly, Psychabilly, Punkabilly....Poe, Annie Lennox, Joan Jett, Flogging Molly, Shakespeare Sister, The Cramps, Madball, Depeche Mode, Ministry, Frank Sinatra, The Supersuckers, Murphy's Law, Blondie, Erasure, Dead Can Dance, Skinny Puppy, Dido, Hole, Concrete Blonde, Slumlords, Die Warzu, Sarah M., Thrill Kill Kult, VNV Nation, Garbage, Rob Zombie, Agnostic Front, any old 80's hair metal band, Front 242, Cro-Mags, Cher, Jane's Addiction (the old crap), Book of Love, Bad Brains, Siouxie and the Banshees, Joy Divison, Bouncing Souls, No Doubt, Nitzer Ebb, Tori Amos, Sublime, Oliva Newton-John (yes you have a prob with that!?), Stabbing Westward, Sick of It All, Lords of Acid, And One, Reverend Horton Heat, Greenday, Nat King Cole, Sex Pistols, Danielle Dax, Me first and the Gimme Gimmes, Dropkick Murphys, Elvis, Godsmack, Bob Marley, The Clash, Babies with Rabies, 808 State, The Ramones, Motorhead, Billy Joel, Love & Rockets, Dean Martin, The Screws, Buffet, Sisters of Mercy, Tony Bennett, Deadend Boys, KMFDM, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, (of course I can't forget my djs...Paul Van Dyke, Danny T, Jonathan Peters, Junior V, Bad Boy Bill, Sandra Collins, Frankie Bones, Scribble, Eddie Baez, Oakenfold and my local boys John Anthony, Scott Henry, Leni K, LG, Shawn Q, Blake, Figment, Charles Feelgood, Amos, etc)...and the list goes on... |
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Movies:Grease, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Scarface, Pretty in Pink, Witches of Eastwick, Miss Congeniality, Breakfast Club, Underworld, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Time Bandits, Less Than Zero, True Romance, The Hunger, Heathers, Chocolat, Weird Science, Say Anything, Goonies, Blazing Saddles, The Freshman, Clue, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Flash Gordon, any old James Bond flick, The Matrix, Pump up the Volume, European Vacation, Lost Boys, The Holy Grail, Hocus Pocus, Scrooged, Pretty Woman, Mary Poppins, Leathal Weapon movies, The Crow, Rush Hour, Flashdance, Ocean's Eleven, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Analyze This (and That too), ChittyChitty Bang Bang, Fifth Element, the old Star Wars (not the new crapola), Big Trouble in Little China, Charlie's Angels, Taxi Driver, any Indiana Jones flick, Princess Bride, Swingers, Mall Rats, Dogma, Dumb and Dumber, Sixteen Candles, Coyote Ugly, Cruel Intentions, The Usual Suspects, Sleepless in Seattle, Xanadu, Bad Boys, The Bird Cage, Singles, The Golden Child, Friday, Blow, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Back to School, The Untouchables, Kill Bill Vol I. and II. .. |
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Television:Girls Next Door, Heros, Studio 60, Pinks, Dirty Jobs, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, The Wire, Family Guy, Law and Order-Criminal Intent, Project Runway, How Do I Look?, South Park |
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Books:Interview with a Vampire, Enchantments of the Heart, Kama Sutra, Tantric Sex, Story of My Life, anything by Shakespeare, Janet Evanovich books (only the Stephanie Plum novels), Sexual Astrology, any wine book I can get my hands on. Oh and I don't read much anymore cause my ADD kicks in and I wind up only reading a part of a book and never finishing so I pretty much gave up.MySpace Comments |
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Heroes:my sis, my mom... WHEN THE DEVIL BLOCKS YOU, GOD FINDS A WAY OUT. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Toronto |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Independent Contractor |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Wedding Blog |
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| Okay so some poor shmuck has decided to put a ring on my finger and ask me to spend the rest of his life with him. He's not poor nor a shmuck but anyone who is willing to put up with my high mai... Posted by Shana on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:29:00 PST |
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i just have no time... |
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| no time, perhaps a little less patience for events, people....i don't know. it's a rambling thing. i am getting my life together now. yes now. not participating in anything tha... Posted by Shana on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 09:53:00 PST |
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Hardcore Molly |
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| Yep. My hardcore Shar Pei Moollaallee (aka Molly for short). My dog rocks.
Wednesday was a mess for me. So much happened that day that all I wanted to do was get home and see m... Posted by Shana on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:25:00 PST |
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such is life...and death... |
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| She sat him across from her, She looked him in the eye. "How much do you love me?" He said: "For you, I would die." She looked down at her hands, "Would you ever let me go?" His face turned very serio... Posted by Shana on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 08:42:00 PST |
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these are blogs... |
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| venting...just venting sometimes. other times i write stories that have simulated and emulated it's way into my brain. i can't sleep with these stories. they live their way into my l... Posted by Shana on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 09:06:00 PST |
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The Ups and Downs of Dating a Female Player |
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| The ups and downs of dating a female playerBy Jonathan Small Listen in as one man shares what it's like to go out with one of these irresistible but dangerous creatures: The female player.
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Birthday Fiction |
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| She throws him across the floor. The stupid boy's bloody carcass she mumbles to herself as she wipes her crimson colored mouth on her sleeve staining it as she does. At least he tasted good... Posted by Shana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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People under 30 are wimps. |
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| People under 30 are WIMPS !
Here's why .
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 30's, 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn'... Posted by Shana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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What I have learned... |
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| As I Mature I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just ass... Posted by Shana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Why women go in pairs!? |
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| My mother was a fanatic about public toilets. As a little girl, she'd bring me in the stall, teach me to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat. Then, she'd carefully lay strips of toilet paper to cove... Posted by Shana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Alex, tracy, The Depot, ♥MELISSA♥, Rick's custom paint & body, Heather DeHavilland, Flogging Molly, J, Timmmmah!, Obsidian Butterfly, COWGIRL CAROLINE aka FUCK THE RESTABILLIES!, Kim, lovelight, amy @---}--, PathToKim, Al Wildcat, ~Miss Edie La Voom aka Coach BallBricker #13~, Matty Boh, C.J.aka LEVIATHEN, MORSEY, Toby, Sleep Bitch, billy, Sweet Devil Girlz, Ria, GOVERNOR, Amy, Joe / Hard Volume Records, ALI, How does AGATHA GREENWOOD grab ya?, Cody, Kelly, JOHNNY, Akbi, Finnegan's Lads, DJ Leni K, T., Tammy
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Shana's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. michael alig, party promoter, glitter graphics, plymouth barracuda, red lipstick, money dance, good sleep, baking soda, going to hell, dance like no one, money men, club kids, gay party, going to the beach, playing pool, ineptitude, hemi, independent contractor, muscle car, muscle cars |
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