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In keeping with the Bloodhound Gang policy of sticking their big noses in places they have no business being, Evil Jared Hasselhoff is, for some reason, playing host of the “Night of the Jumps” on rebel.tv . Presumably, their regularly scheduled host was unable to appear because he had a tailpipe lodged in him rectum.

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Minghags!

Remember how smoothly and successfully Will Smith made the transition from music to acting? Watch what a catastrophe it is when a couple of (mostly) white guys try the same thing. Get ready to marvel at the acting skills of Hollywood Hasselhoff and Jimmy Pop Ali as they stutter their way through a combined total of six phonetically teleprompted lines in Bam's upcoming straight-to-bittorrent epic " Minghags ."

Screwing You On The Beach At Night twelve inch vinyl now available!

Exciting news for everyone out there that's into antiquated recording mediums! Though not yet available on 8-track, wax cylinder or gramophone disk, the "Screwing You on the Beach at Night" single is now available on 12 inch vinyl and, as an added bonus, you'll receive free with your purchase a copy of the same single in a format that's almost as obsolete as the vinyl itself: the CD! With deals on non-downloaded music this great, you'll wonder why Al Gore even bothered inventing the Internets.