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Lap Dance, Anyone???? |
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| Age: | 26 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | BURLINGTON, WASHINGTON |
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| Height: | 1' 0" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
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| Last Login: | Jan 20, 2008 (267 days back) |
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About Me |
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| I'm fat, chubby, not exactly HWP (unless you mean I'm as fat as I am wide). And so WHAT??? BBC -- Big Beautiful Cat. That's right. Fat, and happy. I like to watch as my two brothers chase mice, I'm soooo above that. I give them tips, but basically I'm pretty much too civilized to go for live rodents. I was adopted by my boy Trevor, and his sister Madison and MIranda, along with my brother Elvis. We were both........ how shall I say it........... hard to adopt. Hard to place. Why?? Too old, too skinny. Needed to be placed together. But it's worked well. Until they added...........CASPER I hate that gray cat greatly. I'm working on finding him another home.We all go in and out the pet door all day long. I keep trying to convince my brothers to open it for me, since I don't like having to actually work that door, but so far they aren't being very cooperative.So yeah, write me. Even without opposable thumbs, I'm a pretty cool cat. Oh, and I get my "mother" to help me type. | |
My Interests |
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| Ho hum. Sitting down on laps, laying down on beds, lounging on couches, stretching out on chairs, watching Trevor play X-Box, snuggling, hugging, sleeping some more, eating. Yep. That's my day. | |
I'd like to meet:Big cats. Big Big Cats. Like, Ocelots. Tigers. Lions. Bob Cats. You know. My ancestors. |
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Music:Stray Cats, of course. Josie and the Pussy Cats, Jazz............. |
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Movies:Garfield (the movie), Catwoman, Stewart LIttle, Born Free, Homeward Bound, Winn Dixie, Sounder, Free Willy, |
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Television:Garfield, Cat-Dog, Cat Scratch, Fancy Feast Commercials, Wild America |
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Heroes:Garfield, Cat Woman, Dr. Doolittle, Dr. Seuss, |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Middle Eastern |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | Burlington - As Close To Trevor as Possible |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Love kids, but not for me |
| Occupation: | Professional Lounger |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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My Blog |
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Can Cats Qualify for Special Education? |
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| So, this cat I live with, Casper? I think he qualifies for Special Education (not that there's anything wrong with that). I'm thinking SLD (05) - Specific Learning Disability. The ca... Posted by garfield on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:53:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Susan, Mister Kitty, Lily Girl, Kid Dienomight [Me= 1, winter= 0], The G Cat, MirandaPanda♥, Oliver
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garfield's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. josie and the pussy cats, chase mice, dr doolittle, bob cats, burlington washington, garfield the movie, fancy feast, middle eastern background, cat scratch, big cats, stray cats, catholic religion, play x, gray cat, ocelots, wild america, free willy, cool cat, cat woman, lap dance |
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