doug benson's Profile |
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I need a neck rub! |
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| Age: | 102 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | los angeles, CALIFORNIA |
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| Height: | 5' 11" |
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| Last Login: | May 28, 2008 (556 days back) |
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About Me |
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| TOUR DATES: May 28 -31 - Comedy Works in Denver June 5 - Cobbs in San Francisco with Arj Barker June 6 - 8 - Cobbs in San Francisco, featuring for Brian Posehn June 12 - 15 - Improv in Tampa, FL with Graham Elwood June 20 - 21 - Comix in New York City with Rob Cantrell and Tony Camin June 26 - 29 - Improv in Schaumburg with Anthony Jeselnik July 3 - Backyard Comedy Show @ Beauty Bar in Las Vegas - go to http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/35509 for tickets! To find out if i'm coming to your town, send me a message! For booking info, go to pacificcomedy.com. |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Everyone who takes the time to write to me. But please forgive me if i don't get back to you, there's just too much to keep up with. I'm only one man!(And barely a man at that.) |
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Music:Comedy Death Ray on Comedy Central records(I know it's not music, but it is on compact disc!) |
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Movies:Have I mentioned that SUPER HIGH ME drops on dvd june 17? It's true!Coming Soon: the return of the I LOVE MOVIES podcast! |
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Television:BEST WEEK EVER, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, FRIENDS, COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS..., THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM and catch me on JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE on june 3rd! |
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Books:THE MARIJUANA-LOGUES: EVERYTHING ABOUT POT THAT WE COULD REMEMBER by arj barker, doug benson (hey, that's me!) and tony camin is avaialble now at amazon.com and at Barnes & Noble (in the "cultural studies" section!). |
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Heroes:Alex Campbell |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | san diego |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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i can’t... |
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| ...think of a better way to celebrate memorial day than by watching the DEAL OR NO DEAL marathon on cnbc. i really can't.(i'm a simple man!) Posted by doug benson on Tue, 27 May 2008 04:01:00 PST |
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INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (REVIEW 4 - Spoiler Alert!) |
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| Was anybody really surprised that Shia LaBeouf turned out to be Indy's kid? The movie should've been called INDIANA JONES AND HIS ILLEGITIMATE SON-MAN.(Can MUTT JONES AND THE... be far behind?)... Posted by doug benson on Mon, 26 May 2008 05:06:00 PST |
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INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (REVIEW 3) |
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| THE DARK KNIGHT will be better, even if it's shitty. Posted by doug benson on Mon, 26 May 2008 05:02:00 PST |
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INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (REVIEW 2) |
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| If you've been anxiously awaiting another Indiana Jones movie, this one will do.(Go ahead, take a ride on the hype train!) Posted by doug benson on Mon, 26 May 2008 04:59:00 PST |
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INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL |
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| Harrison Ford isn't too old to play Indiana Jones, but George Lucas and Steven Spielberg are too old to make Indiana Jones movies. Posted by doug benson on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:44:00 PST |
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| ...cut the cheese last night while talking to chris matthews about ted kennedy on MSNBC. which is proof that even fart people smart from time to time.(pfffffft) Posted by doug benson on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:11:00 PST |
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simon cowell... |
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| ...may think that david archuletta is a lock to win AI this season, but i say it isn't over until the fat lady sings. or ruben studdard. Posted by doug benson on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:59:00 PST |
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those of... |
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| ...you who missed my cameo on tonight's HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER didn't miss much, i only said five more words than there are in the show's title.(that's ten words!) Posted by doug benson on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:54:00 PST |
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SPEED RACER |
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| It's like nothing you've ever seen, or would ever want to! Posted by doug benson on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:40:00 PST |
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WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS |
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| What happens in a Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher movie should stay in Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher. Yes, they should be forced to eat their movies.(Or shove them in some other way.)... Posted by doug benson on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:38:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Sarah, jonah ray., PANCAKES (get it?? ...anyone?), Brian Posehn, Graham, Boris, Arj Barker, Dave Attell, chardomania, Cinful Sweets, Tom Griffith, Bub(R.I.P Camu Tao), Charles Lawry-Martinez, Gingerballs*, Ann, RFJ in a Coma!, devin, we laugh in the face of love ♥, Joey Sweet {Comment My Truth Box?}, Keith Kowalczyk, Peace, Vanessa, Bianca Sixx [DF], Weedoscope, Minister Paul, willow420, Young Ty Wolfe, Kakitrah, Randy, ligeiaa, Maaaavy, Mario, The lizard king, Jamie, Crystal Haze, Want Me, Need Me, Love Me, melissa, Seth W, Ashley-Nicole†, Stephanie, Connoisseur Pandaboy, ~~~B~~~, SSeennssiimmilllliiaa, Sara, ITS BETTER THAN BAD.....ITS GOOD, Dirty sanchez ☮ [Everyday is 420], Michael, DECRYPTED, Bec, Gina, Brandon, Elena Beth: Craig Anthony's Fiancée, Jacob Lights (Bobby Lights cousin), Herbgirl, Kimmycat, Green Thumb Richaroody
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