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Respect My Moustache |
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| Location: | Ales, Wales |
| Country: |  Algeria |
| Last Login: | Jul 16, 2007 (883 days back) |
About Me |
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I was born free in a small Algerian winery in the early 1600s. My mother was a Senagalese vigilante named "Ocelot", who ran along the West Coast of continental Africa terrorizing slave traders. She mastered chess and the use of the foil because of her familiarity with sailors. My father was a notorious French renegade by the name of "Montague" who would kidnap the children of government officials and make them dress like circus animals before throwing them into the river Rhine. He himself was raised in a circus by his family of forgetful psychics. He was very acrobatic with a penchant for the dramatic. He came to Africa while on the run from authorities. My parents both hid behind masks at night and raised me by day. My parents never knew that they were archnemeses of each other until their moment of death, when they killed each other in a historic rooftop battle in Madrid forever known to me as "Historic Rooftop Battle in Madrid". Shortly after their deaths, I was sold into slavery, but through the lessons learned from my wily parents, I was able to escape to France and survive among a tribe of Chinese pickpockets and street urchins who called themselves "The French Flies". I was taken in by a sympathetic playwright, who taught me the ways of acting. In exchange for my lessons, room and board, I worked in his play company and soon became the lead actor. I moved to Madrid by the time I was 15, but had to hide my African heritage and runaway slave status by constantly wearing the mask which became my trademark. I soon began getting supernatural visits and paranormal calls from long alleys and short rooms. I would soon be commissioned by Death itself to become a spy and assassin. Little did I know that I was becoming.........The Black Geraldo.Soon you will all Respect My Moustache...RESPECT MY MOUSTACHE... . |
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Music:Member Since: 3/4/2006Band Members: The Black Geraldo and MPressIV Sounds Like: A warm, dry, bitter glass of red revenge. Type of Label: None |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Hip Hop) |
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Soul |
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| to those of you
rhyming without soul
how will i be able to see you
when the light begins?
soon you will be extracted without remourse.
Yourse,
TBG Posted by The Black Geraldo on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 11:37:00 PST |
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Dear Music Industry |
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| On behalf of the creatively deprived masses,/ socially bereft and culturally impotent, I/ tastefully implore you to cease and desist all forward movement in your industry of wack music.
I urge/ you to... Posted by The Black Geraldo on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 03:02:00 PST |
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Regretfully Requesting the Return of the Pistol |
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| Woburn May 6th 2005 / Sir, In compliance with your desires I embrace this / first opportunity that has offered since I left / Boston to send you some account of the / Situation of affairs in this part... Posted by The Black Geraldo on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 05:56:00 PST |
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