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Austin's Profile
No great thing is created suddenly.
Age:	20 years old
Sex:	Male
Location:	Charleywood, South Carolina
Country:	United States
Height:	8' 11"
BodyType:	More to love!
Zodiac:	Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Last Login:	Apr 22, 2008 (172 days back)

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About Me
Well, let's face it. Life as a stripper is beginning to get difficult. Especially when all your friends are right there watching you, and that's just the night life here at College of Charleston. With my free time, i enjoy teaching small children to read, which is hard when you have extreme A.D.D. I'm also putting together a elderly boy band who is young at heart, which i hope to call, N-Diapers. They would love groupies if your grandmothers are interested. Currently, i have been working on getting my inner monologue to sound like Darth Vader. Oh, and I also love sandwiches and sarcasm."The only person who succeeds is the person who is progressively realizing a worthy ideal. That's the person who says, 'I'm going to become this' - and then begins to work toward that goal."
My Interests
Cinematic Adventures. Who doesn't love a good movie? Songwriting. Playing basketball. Drawing(though i'm not very good). Going to the gym.
I'd like to meet: Everyone.
Music: John Mayer, Motion City Soundtrack, Gavin Degraw, Ben Harper, Dave Matthews, Jimmy Eat World, The Starting Line, Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Quietdrive, James Taylor, Default, AC/DC
Movies: Anything out of the Saw Trilogy, Running Scared, Just Friends, Fun with Dick and Jane, Ace Ventura(s), Anchorman, Blade: Trinity, and possibly some others.
Television: is where i learned curse words.
Books: 50 Cent's New Book- From Pieces to Weight : Once Upon a Time in Southside Queens
Heroes: The Dog Whisperer. Anyone who sets a lifelong dream.
My Background and Lifestyle
This is a private profile.
MaritalStatus:	Single
SexualOrientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Charleston
Religion:	Christian - other
Smoker:	No
Drinker:	No
Children:	Someday
Education:	In college
Occupation:	Department Store Santa Claus
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My Blog
Crabs.
As i was journeying through the campus this morning i stumbled uponsomething. The fact that i'm in a deep mood probably is a major factor. That or the fact that the world is going crazy, a... Posted by Austin on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 04:59:00 PST
Orientated.
So new life begins at the College of Charleston. I would just like to quote a passage of an actual conversation I came across while venturing through the downtown area. The phrase "neveren... Posted by Austin on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 07:07:00 PST
Secret Identity
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back to... Posted by Austin on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:48:00 PST
My Friends
Darryl, P.E.T.T.O, GRAPHIC D !!!!!, [ miss amell ], Meg!, shanal [le disko], .Krystal Lynn., .shanmak., .cayla., ♥Laurel♥, C@M, B-RENT, shelby ;], pick up the pieces you know they wont fit, Heather Renee, Schreckztar, Cole, ANNA!, s te p ha n ie, swEEtsasYm0lasy:), Ashley Austin has 190 friends (21 shown). Click here to add Austin as a friend.
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