MARTIN (3 time King Jockabobo Champion)'s Profile |
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Stank you very much. |
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| Age: | 25 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Birmingham, ALABAMA |
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| Height: | 6' 1" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
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| Last Login: | Jul 14, 2008 (507 days back) |
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About Me |
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| . I'm a gangster ass LEO . I carry a gun, smoke, drink, cuss and gamble. I have great energy that is channeled through most often sports, dance, exercise and sex. It will overwhelm you. The sun is my planet and the earth is nothing but a playground to me. I'm a people watcher. If you glace through the shadows and I'm moving in silence, chances are I'm hunting. King of the jungle. But just like any cat, I'm extremely playfull. I have a very sarcastic/smart ass sense of humor with the right mixture of sillyness. I can see humor in everything regardless of the situtation. I enjoy piercings and tattoos because pain is the only thing that lets you know you're still alive. Hi...I'm Martin and I can be your best dream AND your worst nightmare. RAY 2 KOOL BREAKING IT DOWN @ STANFORD HALFTIME SHOW |
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My Interests |
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| Competition, drinking, dirty jokes, THC, travelling, strippers, action poses, people, lust, british slang, tattoos, flirting, shit talkin, hand sanitizer, tipping, writing toilet humor in public bathrooms, conversations, patience, belt buckles, fashion, astrology, ben franklin, women with gauged ears, scoring, intensity, suprises, X-box Live, codiene, eye contact, teasing, and horseshoes. | |
I'd like to meet:People who aren't stupid or addicts.A girl who keeps a sweet quilt. |
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Music:Megadeth, Wu-Tang Clan, Metallica, Mos Def, Pantera, Dr. Dre, Jay-Z, The Beatles, Slayer, Congo Natty, Ludacris, Technical Itch, W.A.S.P., Johnny Cash, Motley Crue, Sir-Mix-a-lot, ragga jungle, System Of A Down, Elvis Presley, Notorious B.I.G., Iron Madien, N.E.R.D., DRUMNBASS, dancehall, Johnny Horton, U.G.K., Kool and the Gang, Marvin Gaye, Outkast, Killswitch Engage, Bob Marley and the Whalers, badbrains, Frank Sinatra, Evol Intent, Big Daddy Kane, the Bloodhound Gang, Raiden, Rage Against The Machine, Lamb of God, The Rolling Stones, BlackStarr, Tool, DMX, Morris Day and the Time. |
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Movies:THE PULP, Kill Bill Series, Goodfellas, Airplane, Reservior Dogs, The Godfather 1 & 2, Donnie Brasco, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells, Casino, Boondock Saints, Jackie Brown, From Dusk Till Dawn, Half Baked, Team America, Anchorman, Taxi Driver, Heat, Super Troopers, Scary Movie Trilogy, Cannonball Run, Predator 1 & 2, Beverly Hills Cop 1 & 2, CB4, New Jack City, Belly, Ski School, Summer School, Silence of the Lambs, Commando, Rambo: First Blood, Conan: The Barbarian, Star Wars Saga, The Rocky Saga, The Aristocrats, Coffee & Cigarettes, Sin City, Full Metal Jacket, Spaceballs. |
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Television:I watch 4 channels. Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, ESPN, CNN News. And I channel surf like a mothaf*cka. |
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Books:George Carlin: When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops, George Carlin: Napalm and Silly Putty, George Carlin: Brain Droppings, Tom Clancy: Rainbow Six, Of Mice and Men, Pride and Prejudice, Blue Like Jazz, Dennis Rodman: Bad As I Wanna Be, Madonna: Nudes 1979, Rare Air, The Basketball Diaries, Catcher in the Rye, The Shawshank Redemption, Friday Night Lights. |
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Heroes:...so that's what was in the case. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Birmingham |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | Bad MotherF*cker |
| Income: | $75,000 to $100,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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life.. |
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| for us all begins when sperm penetrates the egg and our genetic code is alignned thus starting the mission of survival and reproduction. regardless of what you do you do not have control over your own... Posted by MARTIN (3 time King Jockabobo Champion) on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:24:00 PST |
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last night |
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| i put a loaded gun in my mouth.i had tears rolling down my cheeks.the only thing that stopped me was the thought of disapointing close friends. Posted by MARTIN (3 time King Jockabobo Champion) on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:24:00 PST |
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Is the anticipation of death really worse than death itself??? |
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| Despite the fame and intelligence of various sources for thesaying, it is pretty meaningless. If by "death" is meant the state weare in after we die, then we have no idea whether it is better orworse ... Posted by MARTIN (3 time King Jockabobo Champion) on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:58:00 PST |
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Gasparilla Pirate Festival |
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| AHOY BITCHES!First they float in a 35 ft. pirate ship with cannons a blazingThey pull up to the convention center and the mayor surrenders a key to the city!The Invasion Begins!Im sure there were seve... Posted by MARTIN (3 time King Jockabobo Champion) on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:18:00 PST |
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Bay Areas Baddest |
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| all area photos were taken from coit tower on telegraph hill in san francisco, ca.to those that no nothing about...please follow from left to rightso this place likes to be burned to the ground and sh... Posted by MARTIN (3 time King Jockabobo Champion) on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:53:00 PST |
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Dear World..I have Mental Brutality |
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| dear world,i'm only what you made mei'm young, black and fuckin crazyPLEASE SAVE MEi'm dying insidecan't you see it in my eyes?i'm hopelessfearless on the outsidei refuse to conform to the status quoI... Posted by MARTIN (3 time King Jockabobo Champion) on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:19:00 PST |
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7 Habits of Highly Flatulent People |
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7 Habits of Highly Flatulent People
- DENIAL
- ACCEPTANCE
- GETTING THERE
- COVER UP
- SOLUTIONS
- REFORM
- EXPLOITING YOUR TALKING
... Posted by MARTIN (3 time King Jockabobo Champion) on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:17:00 PST |
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New year, New problems, Same life |
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| 2006.
there is only a handfull of memories i would like to remember.
the rest will be flushed like the waste it was.
i have now realized that the only thing in this life we are promised is i... Posted by MARTIN (3 time King Jockabobo Champion) on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:07:00 PST |
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do you know what it means to miss new orleanz.. |
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| looking west down famoussweet sassy mo trashylocals begin and end to a stumble homedestroyed slave underground gravevandalized preacher tombrusty saint marchs onone town one race one restheavens... Posted by MARTIN (3 time King Jockabobo Champion) on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST |
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C-H-I-C-A-G-O (Not the musical, the trip) |
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| oy!so and decide to say "fuck this place" n take our show on the road up to thy windy city(home of the hawk). for those of you who have never been, the only way to describe it is "one gigan... Posted by MARTIN (3 time King Jockabobo Champion) on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:29:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Amber, ***MISS JOY***, MAGEN, BriTT, Adrian, Speedbags O'Rourke, Anita, Bama Princess, Allison, I Wreck Cars not Lives, Steph [[loves bkc]], melanie, M.A.D., Stacy, Mrs.D-H, ::paIge::, America, NZR [ FYL ], Chris, Asha. :)[4 days bby], saraella♥, MaggieB., Justin, Bret, PitbullTKO, Miranda, ★BEST IN 84★, Steel Urban Lounge, MIKE, Fredcore (Fighting July 19..word), FireFly, ♥~MITZI~♥, shon, Chapman, Jacob, Margarita Mortician, EASY, Balls McStallion (Mark is in you.)
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