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WHO THE MOTHER FUCK HACKED INTO MY PROFILE AND SENT SPAM?!?!? Lame.
Age: 25 years old
Sex: Male
Location: Chicago, IL, USA; Tokyo, Japan, Tokyo
Country: Japan Japan
Height: 5' 6"
BodyType: Slim / Slender
Zodiac: Pisces Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Last Login: Dec 19, 2007 (246 days back)
I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking.
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About Me
Inundate Me with ♥y Goodnesses (i.e. COMMENTS) HERE!!!!

Inundate Me with ♥y GoodnessI only want liquid guys. Illiquidity implies commitment of some sort.

I ♥ internationalism, IR theory, and what not.

I hedge risks, and I hedge them well.

Eu me chamo "Sebastião". Obviamente eu falo algum português, mas a aprendizagem é muita fácil. Eu encanto dos homens brasileiros. Tenho 22 anos e eu sou muito bonito! :) Eu no sou feio e sou bobo às vezes!!! Às vezes??? P-SHA!!! Sempre eu sou b o b o !!! Eu gosto das coisas azuis e brancas . Também, gosto das pessoas amáveis, porque eu sou muito amável!

I like the word "duopoly". When I find the right gay friend, we will "duopolize" the men market.

Wenn du Deutsch sprechen kann, dann liebe ich dich schon. Ich kann das Deutsch verstehen, aber ich will, da ich das mit jemandem sprechen kann. Für mich das Reden und das Schreiben sind viele besser als das Sprechen und das Hören. Ich habe auf der Eurogay.de registriert, aber die Männer sind sehr alt! Manchmal will ich nicht nach Deutschland zu gehen. Also, wenn du die Sprache verstehen kann, dann verschick mir hier eine eMail.

I LOVE to befriend men from all over the world

I taught myself French. I have been teaching myself German, Japanese, Portuguese, Russian, and Italian.

An Evisceration (but not necessarily a metaphorical seppuku):Mizeke DuPrès : Steven Smith : : Anastasia Beaverhausen : Karen Walker. As a high-schooler, I was deluded…and then some: I thought that my gayness was a secret known exclusively to those whom I had told directly—and, parsimoniously investing in people, I had only told a handful of people. Looking back on that, how mortifying. Post high-school, I underwent an autoschediastic “glasnost”, if you will. My senior year, I was intransigently pro-Bush…and Republican. However, after his first term, I was thrust into the realm of indifference…even if I did spew out what iota of support I had still had for him at the time. I do not chastise myself for what I felt in the past; I just ask, “What have you done, Bush? …and where are you going?” Also, since I have become hella liberal SOCIALLY—and glorifying personal liberties—I have been proselytized by—and have befriended—Libertarianism (well, save my tenaciously pro-gun control and anti-abortion stances: since Hitler, Shaq, and Kobe weren’t aborted, no other life conceived should be). I am not economically rational, at least in regards to money. I continuously harpoon the rule of transitivity. I also break through my drastically imploding “budget line”—as in p1x1+p2x2+…m| m=0, which would explain my indebtedness. [SAD.] Fourth year (last year), I lost my alcoholic virginity to, I believe, a margarita. Contrary to the opinion of a given pentumvirate, said margarita-drink did not disequilibrate me. However, I have met and very much embraced Tipsy Me. The closest I have ever come to being thoroughly pixilated was last Saturday night in Shoreland; perhaps a drop or two more of anything would have sent me sprinting over that threshold. I have learned that I am much more emotionally premiated when investing in people when they are disequilibrated (as opposed to when they are “in equilibrium”). Then again, who is ever really “in equilibrium”?? It is always amusing, too, when some people are barratrous when smashingly “boozified”. My favorite alcoholic drinks are Smirnoff Ice, Smirnoff Green Apple, and MOJITOS (only Joseph’s, though). Prurient am I, to say the least. In terms of preference, Bisexual Guys Gay Guys. I’d have plenarily and unreluctantly enslaved myself to Alexander the Great, totally consenting to his allicient seduction. Sadly, I am acquainted with only a few bisexual men, but only one of them is an asshole. Fortunately, I shat him out of my life…and my Facebook account (he’s graduating this year anyway). I used to be infatuated with the sight of a certain Norwegian prince who used to pulchrify an otherwise discombobulatingly downtrodden campus in my eyes. He was my only crush at the University. Salaciously speaking, I would be Africa to a guy’s “colonial Europe”—or, Nanking to a guy’s “Imperial Japan”. I hope none of my Asian friends hate me for that. Foreign guys are HOT: their heterochthonous-ness makes them so. Ideally, there is an inverse relationship between hotness and English-speaking skills. My life used to be one big phantasmagoria…but now, it seems like a still-life, with spurts of gradated motions in the interstices. Brea and Stacey are my best friends at the U of C. That was just a shout-out. I want Tony Jaa like whoa…but only as the peasant boy Ting that he is in Ong-Bak. The inexsuperable Muay Thai super powers that he has are required as part of the package. Maybe I should have applied to be a tutelary of the English language in Thailand. I *covet* languages, ever since I was ensorcelled by the Spanish language. From my immersion in the Spanish language, my fascination has just pullulated and metastasized to French, German, Japanese, Portuguese, Korean, &c. I gormandize Web sites and PDF files about languages. Ever since I had little kiddie books about Latin America, I was enamoured with it; then came Europe, then came…Japan. Like everyone else, I ♥ Brazil, especially its male constituency. Peruse my LiveJournal or Xanga accounts to read about the quagmires and/or dormancies of my life…though I am more faithful to the former account. I miss my best friend…he’s in Ohio right now. Sad face + eight trillion. There are two people I’ve hated before—one from high school, one from college; now, I like to think that I’m (cool perhaps?) with both of them. I gallivant…and am sometimes caught in flagrante delicto. Other times, I talketh shit…and am sometimes caught in flagrante delicto (oftimes, however, a “fiduciary” goes and pulls a Judas, synapsing with others…and shit would propagate down the line, and through the network). At other times, I glorify and fastasize from afar…and may still be being caught in flagrante delicto (unbeknownst to me). Harpooned-in-the-heart. I am a cauldron of permutations…but I’m mostly a pusillanimous-obvoluted-with-intrepid creature, cautious of having my contretemps bite me in the ass (and having my amygdala harpagon’d and pulverized to poo).

I dispose of the sheet of paper towel hanging out of the dispenser in public bathrooms.

I once received a bill for $13,000 for unreturned library books.

I like House, Trance, Techno, and many other genres of music...just like every other plotzing gay man.

I only make out with liberals. That is, I must be the conservative one.

I am a Condemned Glutton who weighs 110 lbs.

I used to work at Abercrombie & Fitch...until they were forced to have lower standards.

I own MTV's Real World's Landon.

NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, is hotter than encountering a flooringly-hot guy who is into me AND any of my girl friends by whom I may be accompanied. SHIT(!) would that be HOT!!!

I turn AIM's "Time Online" into a competition.

I was publicized in the U of Chicago's newspaper for my Facebook profile.

I HEART WIKIPEDIA!!!! ..
♥ ♥

Bisexuality DOES exist...and the fuckers are hot.

I am Miho from Sin City.

I am a homosexual fag-hag.

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You're bitch.

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You Should Date A Japanese Guy!

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Maybe you'll show your love by dying your hair the same color
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Take the 100 Acre Personality Quiz!

Your True Sign Is Taurus

Patient
Stubborn
Possessive
Self-Indulgent
Greedy and Generous
Determined and Deliberate
Lover Of All Things Luxurous
Comfort Seeking and Comforting

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Harvard..

Your Inner Eye Color Is Blue

You've got the personality of a blue eyed woman
You're intense and expressive - and always on the go
You've also got a sweet, playful side - which draws men in

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You Are Spring!

Hopeful Playful Sweet Fresh Airy

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You Are Summer!

Outgoing Friendly Flirty Cute Fun

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You Should Be With a Fire Sign!

Your best match is an Aries, Leo, or Sagittarius

Why? You like your guys manly - and in control
Not to mean controlling, but you do like the guy to take the lead
A Fire Sign man will take you by the hand and show you the world
Just make sure you're bold too - because this guy likes a challenge!

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My Interests
PORTFOLIO ANALYSES, regression models, American Express, IRAN, Barclays, CATHAY PACIFIC, delectable spontaneity, BRASIL!!!!!!, (and BRAZILIAN MEN= delectable ♥ ), assifying, bodaciousness, bacchanals, monopolies, DUOPOLIES, gallivanting (flirting), doodling in Japanese, languages (apparently), umlauts in German, Positively externalizing, German words with more than one umlaut, p'wning, free-form fantasticating (fantasizing), Miho from Sin City, ME, ME, ME, gluttonous gormandizing, JAPAN!!!, (and JAPANESE MEN = ♥), international affairs, HOT foreign men devoid of English-speaking skills ;), illaqueating, KeRlEraPpInG!! (playing), libertinage, Farsi, Arabic, Japanese Kanji, Mêlées Amongst a Maelstrom of Meacocks (i.e. bitch fights), the word "pusillanimous", rare words, Wicca (but I'm still Catholic), parsimoniously investing in others, ISLAM, narcissism, Swedish hotnesses, NORSE Mythology, GREEK mythology, Germany, Italian language, Norwegian language, Norway, Malebolge, IR theory, assmongering, Chile, Kyrgyzstan, Albania, CUBA, Confucianism, Morocco, Süddeutsche Zeitung, Frankfurt Allgemeine Zeitung, totalitarianism, being totalitarianistic internally... (MORE TO BE ADDED)

I'd like to meet:

Subject Yourself to More of my Sublime Pulchritude
Have Me at Hello!
Help me ImPeRIALiZE!!
Join the Imperial Court
Extend my Positive Externalizing Opportunities
Be a Loyalist of Mine[YAY!] :)
Shit Me Out of Your Existence[SAD]
Quantify My Awesomeness via Integers
Delve into the Quagmire that is My Life
Take a Tour of my Imperial Court
Glance Through My Correspondences
Be Presented to My Social Circles
Get Your Own!
.. HITO!!!!!!!!! That would be very interesting.

Well, Echo did try this, and most tristitiatingly failed...so this might have proved quite a difficult task for me. ..

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Why, of course I must have Apollo here. Unless I have changed my background, that beauteous stud is certainly still there (albeit in cartoon form). Apollo was quite the sexually-charged male. It was quite attractive hot, if I may say so myself. Had Apollo been a bona fide being/deity/&c., then he would have been quite appropriate for me. I would have been quite the sexually satiated one. ..

Intriguing Ensorcellor, Monopolizer of history books (of History!), debatably Gay Partial-Tyrant...your formidable countenance was nothing less than horrescent (erect posture, distinguishing zygomatic arches, &c). Please leave Mussolini behind, for he was not as...exciting/intriguing/??? I also would have to ask that you not pulverize me. Perhaps you would have been able to tell me all about dein Kampf over coffee? ..

DISCLAIMER'S NOTE: NO I AM NOT A neo-Nazi...nor am I a FASCIST in the LEAST!..
Ah yes, my Alexander the Great. Philander with me...no, I retract my statement. Rape me as if I were the entire Persian Empire of your time. Hell, you were bisexual anyway...there is no "ambiguity" as everyone likes to ascribe to your sexuality today, the damn lot of exoticists that they are!

Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

VANITY FAIR: A NOVEL WITHOUT A HERO,
Life Narcissism Death Narcissism,
Sodom and Gomorrah (Marcel Proust),
The Viroid Life: Perspectives on Nietzsche and the Transhuman Condition,
Whiteness: (The London Consortium),
The Racial State: Germany 1933-1945,
Principles of Neural Science,
The Great Gatsby,
The Poems of Tennyson (gigantic anthology),
The Book of Snobs,
THE ILIAD,
Monopsony,
The Prince (Machiavelli),
Gay New York
Disorders of Personality: DSM IV and Beyond
Anthem (Ayn Rand)

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My Background and Lifestyle
MaritalStatus: Single
Ethnicity: Other
SexualOrientation: Gay / Lesbian
Hometown: Chicago, IL
Religion: Catholic
Children: I don't want kids
Education: College graduate

My Pictures
Barclays Iceland Cathay, De-amygdalized Fräulein.
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My Blog

Electrifying Calculus with Sexual Attractions
Allow me to philosophize for a moment (extracted from one of my LiveJournal posts): While the limit of a guy's hotness is "infinity" as a guy's sexuality (or "x") approaches "bisexual" (which I suppos...
Posted by Barclays Iceland Cathay, De-amygdalized Frulein. on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:45:00 PST

The Risible Tools of Myspace
I just love how I was called the "typical homo" by some narcissistic comment-whore who can't even spew forth bullshit correctly.  As I said, I am allergic to bullshit, especially horribly fa...
Posted by Barclays Iceland Cathay, De-amygdalized Frulein. on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:28:00 PST

Cabals & Visual Emetics
Why do the final episodes of Will & Grace have to be so sad???  :(  There was a commercial yesterday evening, on which there was a cap of them taking a huge, final bow.  I regret th...
Posted by Barclays Iceland Cathay, De-amygdalized Frulein. on Sat, 06 May 2006 10:10:00 PST

Delectable Thai Men
Ohhhhh Tony Jaa, my hot, impeccable Muay Thai meister piece of Sex.  Ever since I saw him play Ting in Ong-Bak, I have been enamoured with him.  Of course, his peasant-boy status and Muay...
Posted by Barclays Iceland Cathay, De-amygdalized Frulein. on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:27:00 PST

My Japanization
So it is almost a done deal that I am to be Japanified in July...that is, I'll be going over to Japan for a year, to serve as a tutelary of the English language.  However, I will be commensurate...
Posted by Barclays Iceland Cathay, De-amygdalized Frulein. on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:52:00 PST

My Survey from last November
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Mizake DuPresToday's date:December 16, 2005 (UPDATE from July 22)Birthday:February 28, 1983 (that's right, I'm a fish [PISCES], but I don't drink like one)Birth...
Posted by Barclays Iceland Cathay, De-amygdalized Frulein. on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:59:00 PST

Beware the Start of April
Oh my lovely, lovely friends...I hope that you are fully partaking in the traditional April Fools Day affairs...professing falsities just to see a friend or two sprout a gray hair or two, or distressi...
Posted by Barclays Iceland Cathay, De-amygdalized Frulein. on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:22:00 PST

THE FOUNTAINHEAD
Ok, just for the record, Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead is just wonderful.  End. If I can pinpoint a Howard Roark among the masses, I'd make sure that I take him off the "market" and be his Dominiq...
Posted by Barclays Iceland Cathay, De-amygdalized Frulein. on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:40:00 PST

Bear Witness to My Protean Identity, Bitch.
I'm a Karen, still looking for her Jack... I'm a Grace, still looking for her Will... I'm a Jack, still looking for his Karen... I'm a Will, still looking for his Grace......
Posted by Barclays Iceland Cathay, De-amygdalized Frulein. on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:11:00 PST

My altered survey
A NUANCED SurveyName:Mizake DuPres :)Today's date:December 10, 2005Your most common saying:Now? "Yeah, honey..." (or some nuanced version of that, and in the very Karen Walker-ly way)For or against...
Posted by Barclays Iceland Cathay, De-amygdalized Frulein. on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 03:10:00 PST

My Friends
Nick, Adam Chappelle, j. christine cline, can't wait for summer, Antoinette, ♪♫=RAWR=♫♪, Rameek Demos, Danielle, Dino, Keith, Tara, ((envy)) - him = *everythin*g, Bobby Deluxe, Mr. JEFFIERCE, THAT(Barbie)You'll never get to PLAY with!, ag believe, JAMES aka jimmyjo, ♥Daddys pretty boy♥, ~Rawiri~, Jamesson, HEARTBREAKER, CHiiNO DHA ONE && ONLii, DJ Josh Waters, DAHNEY, Anthony, Cherfairy, IceCreamTruck, tuan, Mrs.Lonely, nick, David, adrian, Chris Handley is going to Notre Dame, Freaky ! Fresh™, cj, This song is a poem to myself it helps me to live, Jayson

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