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 allyson's Profile |
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I've been 21 for 13 years now. |
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| Age: | 21 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Las Vegas, Nevada |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 4" |
| Zodiac: |  Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) |
| Last Login: | Oct 12, 2008 (429 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I will never again tell someone that I am the Master of Revenge(TM). A true Master of Revenge(TM)would NEVER allow unfettered access to their vulnerability by leaving their MySpace page open and unattended on the desktop. I will, however, tell someone that I am a big, fumbly-bumbly baboon who is less than she claims to be. I am still alive and kicking here in Vegas, working it out as only I know how. It's amazing how many people view this stupid website (myself included) I want to say thank you to all the well-wishers for your phone calls, emails, etc. I would also like to thank my sponsors from Dow Industries for supplying me with the lye & other caustic chemicals used to make the Slow Dissolving Anal Death Plug (patent pending), which, in turn, was used to regain my title as Master of Revenge(TM). Onward & Upward. Stay Golden Ponyboy. |
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My Interests |
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| big, fat, snorty pugs with crooked teeth and protruding tongues. | |
I'd like to meet:humorists, funny people, comedians & comediennes, artists, ex-pats, Bea Arthur, musicians, sky writers, ticket scalpers, scalp scalpers, machinists, life coaches and anyone with a genuine wooden appendage. Oh, and these guys: |
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Movies:again with the listing of movies (see my music section). i guess i could say that i prefer documentaries, independent coming of age dramas and foreign weirdo films. |
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Television:if it were 1992: In Living Color, Seinfeld, The Arsenio Hall Show, Ren & Stimpy |
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Books:check 'em out |
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Heroes:Enrique Iglesias for writing the most inspiring song about wanting to be someone's hero. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | San Francisco, CA |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Children: | Love kids, but not for me |
| Education: | In college |
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My Friends |
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Sophia Petrillo, Blanche Devereaux, Dorothy Zbornak, Rose Nylund, Power Stache, Sal ™, Jumper K. Balls, kevin, v-Chip, Scott ® Wood, crystal dawn, tamarisk marie wood, Cuca Refugia, Kaysee, Dan Decker, Serge, H-town saint, Dave Greek, lovely composition, Melissa, Damon Heath Sager, Bryan Bruner, ~Hekela~, Bride of Mikenstein, FACK! It's HOT outside!, ~Debbie~, The Damnation Army Store ™
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