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 The Hoff ~'s Profile |
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| Age: | 55 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Malibu CA, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 5" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) |
| Last Login: | Apr 28, 2008 (130 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| This was sent in by one of The Hoff's peeps...~.. width="425" height="350" ..Basically I'm hot and I'm kind of a big deal because people know me... I know you're probably freaking out right now (and that's expected because I am that damn good) and saying "Oh my God! Its David Hasselhoff!! I want to fuckin bone him, he's my idol". But let me talk about myself (which i love to do...best thing ever): I like modeling and maintaining my killer abs. I'm very fortunate to be blessed with my looks and incredible acting and singing ability, I've been unofficially called the "ladies lover" due to my reputation of romancing and making love to close to 1000 ladies throughout the world. (I'm really into the ladies overseas, they worship me and rub my killer ass with a loofa, not to mention how wild they are in my bed shaped like KITT) I'm a very busy and important man... I'm an Actor/ Director/ Producer/ Singer/ Boom Operator/ Key Grip/ Foley Artist and an international sex symbol. Im one of the most recognized faces on television throughout the world. I was named one of "TV's Ten Most Powerful Stars" by TV Guide. I have also released over 6 hit albums across the world outselling the Beatles and Coretta Scott King combined! During my down time, I enjoy Bumfighting & I love to party, so if you're hot enough to be bagged by The Hoff, I just might invite you to one of my parties BUT to be fortunate enough to be invited to my party and grace my presence you must: 1)Be between the ages of 18-30 {I only do chicks under 30 unless you look like me or compliment me} 2)Be a hot model 3)Enjoy watersports...I also enjoy a good GILF from time to time so (older) ladies, give The Hoff a holla...~~ Currently, we are in Pre-Production for a Knight Rider movie which will be released sometime in 2007. The Hoff will give you more updates as we receive them.~~~~ Here's some of my favorite outtakes from my days on "Knight Rider" Enjoy~.. width="425" height="350" ..Cult Icon Hasselhoff You are Hasselhoff, the Cult Icon. You revel in your enigmatic and confusing popularity – moreso in the positive aspects of it than the confusing or unclear parts. You are the shining star of the world: more specifically, of Germany. Someday, you will be featured in a ticker-tape parade. Someday! Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.comI edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace) |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Only females between the ages of 18-80, I DON'T do anything over! So if you're an old lady or a man, Dont bother to message me (unless I think you're Hoff-worthy so don't be shy)..... and if there's a girl version of me, I want do make love to you, I always wanted to make sweet love my gorgeous self! |
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Music:~~~ N E W ! ! ! ~~~ Knight Rider 2006 Music Video (RMX) Enjoy you beautiful bitches! .. width="425" height="350" ..Here's just a small taste of what The Hoff has to offer, I have countless imports also available for your pleasure & enjoyment. You wanna party? |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | Baltimore, I'm rich bitch! |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Occupation: | Trend Setter/Sex God/Hero/Idol/Stunt Man in Pornos |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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My Blog |
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Huntin’ with The Hoff |
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| One time me and my buddy Randy and my buddy Dave were bow hunting and we were in the cabin on the first night knocking down bottles of Southern Comfort, because they're hicks from Louisiana and that's... Posted by The Hoff ~ on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:34:00 PST |
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The Hoff is recovering nicely from surgery. Almost ready to bone some ladies. |
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| © AP
David HasselhoffDavid Hasselhoff Undergoes SurgeryJun 30, 1:21 PM EST
The Associated Press
LONDON -- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his rig... Posted by The Hoff ~ on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 07:35:00 PST |
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The Hoff is hot (but you already know that!) |
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| Things are clicking again for Hasselhoff
Updated 6/28/2006 9:10 AM ET
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March 25th update on that slut bag (future) EX wife...~ |
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| © LISA ROSE/APHasselhoff Ordered to Stay Away From WifeMar 25, 9:20 AM EST
A judge has issued a temporary restraining order requiring David Hasselhoff to stay away from his estranged wife, acco... Posted by The Hoff ~ on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:06:00 PST |
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The Hoff would never hit a woman.... but I'll choke a bitch! |
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| (Disclaimer - The following lies were perpetrated by E! Online and all of those jealous bitches who wish they were Hoff like me...)
Hasselhoff Denies Abuse Claimby Josh Grossberg Mar 8, 2006, 10:50 AM... Posted by The Hoff ~ on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:53:00 PST |
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Itching in my *Nether Region* |
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| You know what peeps, The Hoff has some 'itching and swelling' issues pop up recently so I decided to see my doctor and he immediately began to milk my prostate. The following is a diagram of... Posted by The Hoff ~ on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:48:00 PST |
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Tetterballs (or just plain Tetter) |
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| What is tetter?
On the Gold Bond Medicated Powder commerical, they'd always brag that their product helped relieve the itchiness associated with jock itch, psoriasis, and tetter. Tetter. Everyone I kn... Posted by The Hoff ~ on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 10:12:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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