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 Danny Ozark's Profile |
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The Policy of Truth |
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| Age: | 40 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 10" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 25, 2007 (438 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Wanna see me do stand-up comedy? It's easy...just check YouTube.com and search "Danny Ozark." Or come see me perform live as a member of Philly's top-rated stand-up comedy crew TDtF (learn more at TDtF.net). I've performed at numerous venues large and small, and have been the opening act for shows starring the legendary band BLONDIE as well as many national comics from HBO and COMEDY CENTRAL. Hear me right now 24/7 as a guest on the great internet radio station CHANNELCHAOS.com. Lately I've picked up many cool new fans from guest appearances on the highly-rated "KIDD CHRIS SHOW" on Philly's WYSP-FM (worldwide check them Mon-Fri, 3-7pm EST streamed live at 941freefm.com). Come see me spin classic hip-hop, house and other upscale jams as DJ ZARK AFTER DARK at two cool spots in Philly-- every Sunday night at LICKETY SPLIT and by invitation at BLEU MARTINI. The second Monday of every month THE TROC is on lock for a great mix of comedy, spoken word and erotic conferssions. You also gotta check "SOUR GRAPES" -- a roving, bitterly hilarious open mic/rant fest party held in clubs throughout the Philadelphia area which features regular citizens complaining the depressing aspects of their personal, professional and sex lives. I've written extensively for THE SOURCE, VIBE, PENTHOUSE and THE PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER among others. Back in the '90's I generated national acclaim as writer of "THE RAP BANDIT" columns for Vibe and The Source. Prior to that I rocked crazy local Philly props at WUSL-FM (Power 99) as morning show producer/on-air sidekick "PISTOL PETE." I fell off hard and deep circa 2002-- but within a year had begun diligently embarking on a career in stand-up. Calling what I've done in stand-up so far as a "career" is in itself laughable, but I have gained some momentum and appeal. Currently I am also a segment producer for THE HIP-HOP HONEYS, the top-selling softcore adult DVD series. I am single and open-minded, so I'm down to meet all the beautiful people. | |
My Interests |
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| Comedy, pop culture, sex and drinking water | |
I'd like to meet:Cool people from all walks of life. |
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Music:Deep house, rock, hip-hop, oldies, anything not lame |
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Movies:I like to live vicariously through shemale porn. |
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Television:Meet The Press, Deadliest Catch, HBO On Demand, Tonight Show, Letterman, ESPN, To Catch A Predator |
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Books:Avid reader-- favorite author (Howard Stern) |
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Heroes:People in the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines. Also Howard Stern, Kidd Chris, Dirty Diamond, my mom and dad, plus all the chicks who ever fucked me. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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The Repossessed Vibrator |
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| A lot of my sexual hook-ups occur very randomly. I'll meet someone at a bar or show and later that night we'll connect in bed. There's hits and misses in that world, though, and right now ... Posted by Danny Ozark on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:10:00 PST |
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Sex with Barely Legal Chicks |
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| I love chicks about 19 to 25 years old, so in some cases the women I hook up with are half my age. But it's all legal since I'm 40. Sex with barely legal chicks is cool, but can sometimes ... Posted by Danny Ozark on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:45:00 PST |
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Relationships |
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| I just got a new girlfriend. I didn't want one but it had been too long since I had seen a movie. Posted by Danny Ozark on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:22:00 PST |
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The Ozark Orbit "JUNE 2006" |
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| Monday, June 26, 2006
The Ozark Orbit 14 "June 2006"
Actor Anthony Rapp (from the movies "Road Trip" and "Rent") went bust in a $2-4 limit texas hold 'em game at Ballys in Las Vegas ... Posted by Danny Ozark on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:00:00 PST |
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the ozark orbit 13 |
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| E-A-G-R-O-S-S..EAGROSS!! By Danny Ozark
I went to the Philadelphia Eagles game vs. the San Diego Chargers on Sunday October 23rd, 2005 at Lincoln Financial Field in Philly and had a great time. It... Posted by Danny Ozark on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:28:00 PST |
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the ozark orbit 12 |
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| This website reaches the world, but I will focus on Philadelphia because it's best to ridicule what you know. Plus, I am actually submitting what you are about to read to Larry Platt, Editor of Philad... Posted by Danny Ozark on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 02:48:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Channel Chaos, Sour Grapes, The KiddChris Show, Comedy For People Who Hate Comedy, Dirty Diamond, Brad The Cripple, Nitty Gritty, MissMinaBBW.com & FatPornStarBlog.com, Boris Von Frog, Duffy, Mike Honcho, Michael Johns, Rich, Benny, wicked, brian craig looks just like his dad., Log-N-Twig, A.J. (Dei Gratia), just your average local celebrity, Killah Karin, Stucco Lobster Breadbox, Bohemian Princess, Animosity Pierre, scotth68 [2.9k], -c, MAMMY, TR #2, BlueLightBill, Morphic, Pearlman, Ron, LOUIE!, Ural DooMD, Don Lafferty, *BabyCakes*, dfensty, The Matt Peters, Cmac™ Fan Club, Erik, Vicious Man Junk, The Dopey Little Podcast, aaron hertzog, Alex P Longmore, Matt, jessi., Mackouse, Tim Ryan, Yasmin Siddiqui, Jackie O.
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