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I hate you twice |
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| Age: | 26 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| Zodiac: |  Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) |
| Last Login: | Feb 3, 2007 (581 days back) |
About Me |
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| At the moment I'm really into getting trashed for free, picking people up alot, laughing like a complete cunt, playing Tetris even though I pretty much hate it as the more you play it the worse you get at it, detunig and retunig my guitars about seventeen times a day, doing bumps in the back of taxis on the way home, listening to Sonic Youth every fucking day, singing Rock Island Line and I Hate You Twice when I'm out and you of course... However there a lot of things I actually don't like that I seem to be doing a lot of lately ie; not getting enough sleep and seeing so many rudeboys that I buy fried chicken. And doing bumps in the back of taxis on the way home. I like Jimmy Page. He's probably the greatest human being to breath the same putrid air as the rest of us. Ever. I also like Jordans. They really make it worthwhile having two feet. So do Air Max's. Michael Jordan is another good man. So is Bob Dylan. So good that my dad named me after him. Heavy. I'm in a band called The Cliffs Of Insanity, but as I'm the only member I guess it's more of a solo project. However, we are apparently the best thing since the IRA and are gonna be even bigger than MN8. Playing guitar is also pretty real. As is sushi, weed, women, music everwhere I go, magpies, talking like a rudeboy, Ireland, telling the truth, days off, South Park, karaoke, doing nothing, architecture, design of everything in general and a lot of other stuff but it's getting kinda boring now... Myspace Layouts by Pimp-My-Profile.com |
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My Interests |
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| Being left handed. Also I am the worlds most famous rudeboy. Everything else you know pales in comparison to these two revelations. | |
I'd like to meet:Jimmy Page. In a recent poll of 'Greatest Human Beings of All Time' in my head, Jimmy was the winner. Again...width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" .... |
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Music:Led Zeppelin, Sonic Youth, Leadbelly, Slayer, Hendrix, Black Sabbath, Pavement, N.W.A., Metallica, Body Count, Anthrax, Megadeth, Hank Williams, The Kinks, Taj Mahal, Faith No More, Robert Johnson, Ry Cooder, Santana, Lightnin' Hopkins, Thin Lizzy, The Stone Roses, Joe Satriani, Soundgarden, Nirvana, MF Doom, The Smashing Pumpkins, Nas, Guns N' Roses, Motley Crue, Elvis, Edan, Cro-Mags, Johnny Cash, Captain Beefheart, Danzig, Mastodon, Pink Floyd, Nick Drake, Prince, A Tribe Called Quest, Rory Gallagher, Onyx, Public Enemy, Sepultura, The Rolling Stones, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The White Stripes, Son House, Blind Willie McTell and my namesake Bob Dylan and Led Zeppelin. Oh and Shitting Fists and the Cliffs of Insanity, of course... |
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Movies:Vertigo, The Shining, Dumb And Dumber, The Big Lebowski, Blade Runner Directors Cut, 2001:A Space Odyssey, Wild At Heart, True Romance, Blue Velvet, Back To The Future I & II, Napoleon Dynamite, Brazil, The Usual Suspects, Led Zeppelin DVD, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Time Bandits, Ferris Buellers Day Off, The Goonies, The Princess Bride, Battle Royale, The Neverending Story, Star Wars, Fargo, City Of God, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back... |
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Television:Twin Peaks and South Park. Match of the Day. Shameless. TV is periphery if you're as time strapped as my good self. |
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Books:American Psycho and A Clockwork Orange. A Clockwork Orange is probably the best book written by a human since, I don't know, the Bible? However the Bible is not really as believable as this. Real horrorshow. I haven't read much else except band biographies. I liked the Dirt and Hammer of the Gods. Metamorphosis was pretty good too. |
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Heroes:Jimmy Page. Take heroes mortals... However, Lee Ranaldo and Leadbelly will do alternatively. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Hayestown |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | Some college |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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The Lost Prophecies of Rockwell... |
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| This fellow mortals is the legend of Jonathan of Rockwell as passed down from generations lost. Behold the mythical scripture...Jonathan of Rockwell was but like many young squires in the town of Rock... Posted by jonathan rockwell on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:24:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Lovisa, CRISPO, jessica messica, filly, Max, Ben Freeman, JOSE DAVID OTERO ARBELAEZ, Ben Rayner, Sirmilton, Pariah, martyn, Special Needs Cru, BOBBYHANDZ, The Train Chronicles, Diana, Lilly through the lens, calm down sarah, Flowers, robert downey jr, brent, MICHAEL, Milly O'Naire, JULIA., Queen Of Fultjack, REAL GOLD, Sir Stewart, ellabella, lynsey, charly with a "why?", Ronojoy, THE REAL KESH, Aitor©, R4
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