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 jesus h cristo's Profile |
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even sarah silverman knows that i am magic |
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| Age: | 38 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Country: |  United States |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | Aug 8, 2007 (430 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| god is my dad... what else do you need to know. oh, i can walk on water, turn water into wine, and i have hole-y hands and feet. As a side note, when writing about me using the pronoun, "he", you better capitalize that shit. beginning of the sentence or not. nothing pisses me off more than that... i got my dad (the omnipotent one) to make sure they made that a rule of proper grammar. | |
My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:hot bitches |
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Music:here are my thoughts on some different genres of music:pop: i am a huge fan of britney, madonna, the simpson twins, etc. i just watch their videos with the volume turned down, if ya know what i'm sayin... country: my dad (the big guy, not joe.) always told me that i should stay away from anyone associated with this kind of music... rap: never got into it until i peeped nas' album, "god's son". now that's some shit i can relate to. rock/metal: uhhh... i dont have long hair cause i'm a hippie... slayer rules. classical: i used to get W-A-S-T-E-D with some of the og's of this shit. mozart, chopin, my man bee (bethoven). now those cats knew how to party. me and bach were doin shots of scotch when he composed his "Trio Sonata". religious/spiritual: only if it's about me... and stryper fuckin sucks... |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Middle Eastern |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | bethlehem |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Occupation: | son of GOD |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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My Blog |
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The Confessional |
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| If you can't make it to church.......post right here. I will give penance and absolve you w/o leaving the house. Post Away. Posted by jesus h cristo on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 10:39:00 PST |
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It ain't easy |
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| You'd like being me most of the time. It's not all rainbows and lollipops though. Cheap-ass friend w/ their," turn my evian into some merlot." at all hours of the day. I need to sleep every once in a... Posted by jesus h cristo on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:45:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Belladonna, Marijuana, Cherie, Chell Bella, Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend, cAnDy fUcKiN mAnSoN, 420, Samantha, 2 Time Champ illmaculate, Prince, Just Victor..., BONG, ♥Nea, [junglista]
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