Heidi Cortez's Profile |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Hollywood, California and Reno Nevada, California |
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| Height: | 5' 7" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
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| Last Login: | Jul 4, 2008 (510 days back) |
About Me |
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Please Go Pick Up The New Issue Of "NO COVER" Magazine to see my centerfold an kick-ass interview. +44 is on the Cover. About Heidi My name is Heidi Cortez and here I am. I live in Hollywood ....A very awesome place. I live by the saying... "If you want something done right, you'd better do it yourself." Cause, let’s be honest...no one can do it better. I own the coolest tanning salon ever, CABANA TANS in Reno, NV. I started off as a model and I use to host "Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez" on Howard Stern's Howard 100 & 101 on Sirius Radio. But now I'm on the TV Show, Sunset Tan on the E! Channel, and host my own radio show called, The Heidi Cortez Show. I'm also a Best-Selling author of "Heidi's Bedtime Stories" that of course you can pick up at any bookstore( wink wink). I also love doing prank phone calls(what can i say? Its a sick talent i have...ha!). I'm truly a blessed person. I'm not anything like people might expect me to be. I'm not stuck up. I'm funny and down to earth and I'm still stoked that I can flip a switch and lights come on. The way to my heart is through COMEDY! There’s nothing I love more than stand-up or just silly f'ing people(take me to a comedy show, and you've gotten my attention). Things I love are...rootbeer, horse betting, high heels, shopping, going to punk shows and concerts, candy, going to Burning Man, Watching fairy tale movies, hanging out w/ Austin, traveling, the beach, hanging w/ my buddies, and COMEDY. And no....I don’t want your screen name, address, email address, phone number, SS#, or your sidekick text... . Please forgive me for not being able to answer everyone’s messages (Please put a subject or I don’t read them anyways). However, I do read most of them and I'm very thankful(more than you know). You guys are the best! Please send all booking/Interview inquiries to my cool Manager, Ashley . If you would like me to read it as well just copy me in on it Heidi@HeidiCortez.com . Also, go check out www.HeidiCortez.com for photos, videos and and downloads.........Its good for you( Yeah, Kinda Like Carrots) The Heidi Cortez Show: Live every Monday 6pm Pacific/9pm Eastern Heidi Cortez invites you to SocialVibe.com Who I'd Like to Meet: The f'ing Hackers, fans, new friends, the Beastie Boys and Anyone that enjoys comedy as much as me. I love to go to stand up comedy..... ! Heidi's Companies: Heidi Cortez, Inc. United States 2006 Owner Simon & Schuster Publishing New York City, NY 2006 Author (35 short bedtime stories) SIRIUS Radio 2006 New York, NY 2006 Radio Host of "Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez" 2006 Playboy Enterprises Beverly Hills, CA 2005 Model Cabana Tans Reno, NV 2004-Present Owner Sunset Tan on E! MusicThe Beach Boys, Rancid, NOFX, Violet Femmes, Beastie Boys, Elvis, Greenday, Social D, Ramones, Dick Dayle, The Killers,The Bouncing Souls, Green Day, Face to Face, AFI, Jouney, Cyndi Lauper, Transplants, Tom Petty, A&A, Dropkick Murphys, The Fratellis Britney Spears, Gwen Stefani, Pennywise, I like all sorts of stuff.. ................ BooksMy Book is a Barnes & Noble Best Seller and published by the great people at Simon & Schuster. Its 35 short Betimes Stories sold everywhere! "Heidi's Bedtime Stories" Click me for Heidi's Bedtime Stories MoviesOffice Space, Fletch(love Chevy Chase more than any other guy) , Caddy Shack, Spies Like Us, Coming to America, The Three Amigos, Trading Places, Christmas Vacation,Goonies, The Jerk, Zoolander, Waynes World(Hey man, if your gonna spue, spue in this), Naked Gun. Doesnt have Steve Martin, Chevey Chase, Ben Stiller or Dan Akroyd? Its prob not my cup of tea HeroesAnyone that has made there way to the top from the very bottom. My Bitch, Jesse Fritsh Sportin' "The Heidster" Shirt.Thanks Jess..xo TelevisionHoward Stern of course! He's the man and Sunset Tan on E! |
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My Interests |
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| Please Go Pick Up The New Issue Of "NO COVER" Magazine to see my centerfold an kick-ass interview. +44 is on the Cover ................ I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 ! |
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I'd like to meet:The f'ing Hackers, fans, new friends, the Beastie Boys and Anyone that enjoys comedy as much as me. I love to go to stand up comedy.....WORD ! |
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Music:The Beach Boys, Rancid, NOFX, Violet Femmes, Beastie Boys, Elvis, Greenday, Social D, Ramones, Dick Dayle, The Killers, Bouncing Souls, Green Day, Face to Face, AFI, Jouney, Cyndi Lauper, Transplants.... |
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Movies:Office Space..."Ummm yeah, I'm going to go ahead and have to ask you to come in on Sunday too." Fletch(love Chevy Chase more than any other guy) , Caddy Shack, Spies Like Us, Coming to America, The Three Amigos, Trading Places, Christmas Vacation,Goonies, The Jerk, Zoolander, Waynes World(Hey man, if your gonna spue, spue in this), Naked Gun. If it doesnt have Steve Martin, Chevey Chase, Ben Stiller or Dan Akroyd, Its prob not my cup of tea...lol |
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Television:Howard Stern of course! He's the man. But, i dont even have cable TV so i would have to watch is somewhere else.....lol. .. |
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Books:My Book! Its 35 short Betimes Stories to be sold everywhere this fall..Nov 7th 2006!! " Heidi's Bedtime Stories" Click me for Heidi's Bedtime Stories |
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Heroes:Donald Trump, Hugh Hefner, Oprah and anyone else that has made there way to the top from the very bottom.Myspace Contact Tables , hosting by Imgdump.net My Bitch/Sponcer, Jesse Fritsch sportin' the "HEIDSTER" Shirt...Thanks Jess. Xo |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Hometown: | South Cali to Reno, |
| Religion: | Christian - other |
| Occupation: | NASCAR Racer |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Bookings & Appearances |
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| Hey Guys,For Bookings And Appearances Please email me, and then i can send it to my Manager or right Agent for the project. ThanksHeidiCortez81@yahoo.com Please Watch Out For the Premier of Season 2 o... Posted by Heidi Cortez on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:35:00 PST |
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Sunset Tan Season 2 on E! |
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| Season 2....oh boy!Just wanted to let all my friends & fans know we are filming season 2 of Sunset Tan on E! right now.... You guys have a lot to look forward to on the new season. It should be airing... Posted by Heidi Cortez on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:41:00 PST |
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Me & SOCIAL VIBE |
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| Hey All,Please Join me, and many of my other friends at Social Vibe!What is Social Vibe? Its a network that helps Charities like Make-a-wish, Breast Cancer, the environment and many more, but also all... Posted by Heidi Cortez on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:00:00 PST |
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The Secret Of My Super White Teeth |
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| i got this idea from my friend Krystal and many others that have asked over the years....... I have 'extremely' white teeth. It wasnt good genes, and i never had my teeth professionally whitened, it ... Posted by Heidi Cortez on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:35:00 PST |
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Do You Want To Be A Guest On The Heidi Cortez Show? |
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| Hey dudes and dudettes,If you guys would like to be a guest on my live radio show, let me know! Im looking for people that are extremely funny, Hot, Talented, or interesting. Do you have something to ... Posted by Heidi Cortez on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:07:00 PST |
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The Heidi Cortez Show On www.NowLive.com |
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| Hey All,Please Check out my radio show, The Heidi Cortez Show, Every Monday @ 6pm on www.NowLive.com Now Live I started doing my own show again on NowLive cause "ITS LIVE" and you can actually watch... Posted by Heidi Cortez on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:41:00 PST |
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Me On SUNSET TAN On E!....Questions & Answers |
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| Hey Guys,First, Thank you to all my friends and fans that watched Sundays episode! You guys rock! You all have been so nice to me and showed me so much support, some of you for even years! I have been... Posted by Heidi Cortez on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:05:00 PST |
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Frosty, Heidi and Frank Show |
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| As many of you know i was on the Frosty, Heidi and Frank Show ...97.1 FM Los Angeles 2 weeks ago. It went over very very very well. I had a great feedback from my friends and fans...along w/ Frosty, H... Posted by Heidi Cortez on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:45:00 PST |
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Heidi's Bedtime Stories Launch Party |
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| Come out and party with me. On June 7, 2007, Heidi Cortez in association with DC Brands International (Turn Left Energy Drink & Dickens Energy Cider) and Simon & Schuster will launch HEIDI'S BEDTIME ... Posted by Heidi Cortez on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:55:00 PST |
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Thank You for Making Heidi's Bedtime Stories a Bestseller!! |
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| I just got the news last night from my publishing company, Simon & Schuster and was told i have made it to the Barnes & Nobels Bestsellers List..... Thats some serious shit right there....Than... Posted by Heidi Cortez on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:34:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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