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 shark week's Profile |
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| Age: | 104 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Country: |  Zimbabwe |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Last Login: | Sep 27, 2009 (75 days back) |
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About Me |
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| The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.......................................................... .. ............................................................ .......................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................................."Th e fierce pulsation of resurgent pride that disclaims servitude may one day cease to throb in the heart of Ireland - but the heart of Ireland will that day be dead. While Ireland lives, the brain and the brawn of her manhood will strive to destroy the last vestige of British rule in her territory" --Thomas MacDonagh--------------------------------------------------- -------------IM: Spinaway1190 | |
My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | red bank |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Education: | High school |
My Blog |
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IRA Sniper |
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| The Sniperby LIAM O'FLAHERTYThe long June twilight faded into night. Dublin lay enveloped in darkness but for the dim light of the moon that shone through fleecy clouds, casting a pale light as of app... Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 21:49:00 GMT |
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