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 Jennnaaay's Profile |
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FYI: My entire profile is a joke |
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| Age: | 22 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | CHICAGO, Illinois |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 7" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 4, 2008 (125 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends. | |
About Me |
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| I'm the president of 1st Bitches Club...the most exclusive "sorority" in Chicago...enough said So far in college I have... Almost been hit by the el Fallen asleep on my straightening iron (and woke up to find 2 second degree burns on my arm Been carried home numerous times Had a bum fall on me on the L Been woken up several stops past mine sleeping on the way home drunk to the UCC Been to New Orleans for Mardis Gras...enough said Started a fight between four guys on the L without even opening my mouth Discovered strawberry popcorn Been picked up by the police in Cabriney Green Been picked up by the police and taken to a bar, along with my best friend Ola and other friend Matt (I don't think they counted on him coming...) Gotten into the bar and drank for several hours, to walk out to the police waiting to give us a ride home--CPD, our own personal escort service yeah!! Kicked a can and fell over breaking my ankle then had to be taken to the ER at 2am while yelling to leave me alone in the alley, I was fine Been spied on when my floormates turned around the peephole on my door, apparently I was stumbling around and fell over some furniture Danced on the stage of a gay male strip club and refused to get down when the strippers told me to Yelled at my floormates to leave the room, they pretend to leave, shut the door, and I continue piddling in my room, look right at them, and don't notice they are there (I am oblivious to everything Walked around totally naked in my room where Rosy was sleeping on the futon--totally forgot about him being there--thankfully he didn't wake up Cherry Red nite--enough said Slammed into the walls and then finally fell over, only to be dragged into my room by my roommate and Caleb Drank exceptional amounts at Cherry Red, shoved my way into Ontourage, and then fallen over in the bathroom, hit my head on the toilet, and gotten briefly knocked out Run away from just about everyone... Etc, etc...want to know more ask my friends, I'm sure they remember more get code @ MyHotComments polka layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments HotFreeLayouts ~Ola and I were attacked by a squirrel the other day in Lincoln park ~Someday I will fall into an outhouse and die ximgonnagetyax: you dont need single 30 something year old fathers checking you out BaByBluEs879: hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha ~"summer air reminds me of all the seasons of your love and what it was like when we were together,walkin out along the beach you were never far from reach and ya held me through stormy weather" *linz.lauren.jordan* In Honor of Rosario...The List: 1. Shopping 2. Get my nails done 3. Shopping (purse) 4. I need a dress-Shopping 5. New Purse (ruined by spilled beer) 6. New Cell Phone (see reason above) 8. New Camera (see reason above) 9. New Car (because I suck) 10. Pay $30,000 in tickets and tow fees 11. Beer 12. Hook up with another one of Tony's friends=get beat up by Tony (this moves to priority number one) BaByBluEs879: i broke my ankle LINZEY86: howd u break it BaByBluEs879: i got angry Me: OMG Christine just grabbed my cooter Jarod: Is that some sort of woodland creature ~Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on... And it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other. Dback84 (8:34:22 PM): always remember.... no babies in the back door ximgonnagetyax (8:35:23 PM): what?! Dback84 (8:35:58 PM): no babies in the back door Dback84 (8:36:19 PM): as in you cant get pregnant if you just do anal sex ximgonnagetyax (8:36:31 PM): umm okay ximgonnagetyax (8:36:50 PM): and why are you "reminding" me of this Dback84 (8:37:41 PM): pass it on Dback84 (8:37:44 PM): to jen Me: OMG I DON'T DO THAT U SICK FUCKERS "I was totally trying to get on him...He said he wasn't gay but I know he was and he totally wanted me..." ~ahahahhahahahah from the infamous Clayton Thomas L: they must think im a call girl Me: cause they met dude 1 L: and dude 2 L: and now this one?! Me: hahahahahhahaha oh god Me: hahahahahah thats what my effin neighbors think L: hahahaha i dont even want to know what my neighbors and doorman thinks Me: every weekend a different guy leaves from my apt in the morn Fantastic Quotes by me (courtesy of Chloe, Mandy, and Tony): BaByBluEs879: well just say im not mad at you BaByBluEs879: whore BaByBluEs879: be sure and include the whore BaByBluEs879: so she knows u r serious Jenn: i dont know where it is well u only told me where my ovaries were not my uterus wait are they in my uterus Chloe: NO Jenn: oh ok Jenn: i just wanted to interrupt the program with a brief humorous message BaByBluEs879: all youd have to do is get paris hilton or some other dumb bitch to start like walking them with her dog or something B: and be like look at these cute little finger monkeys B: theyre the new trend http://www.uniteddivas.com/sprout/fingermonkey.jpg B: u never know B: he is a hacker B: so he could be a stalker too B: along with ranger status B: thats a scary combination BaByBluEs879: btw i saw u and chris today BaByBluEs879: in 20 years ximgonnagetyax: HAHAH WHAT BaByBluEs879: u were on the L and i swear this couple looked just like yall will look in 20 years and the lady was like oohing over soem little kid BaByBluEs879: and i was like OMG THATS CHRIS AND CHLOE ximgonnagetyax: HAHAH BaByBluEs879: and i stared at them the whole time BaByBluEs879: bc i was in shock at the likeness ximgonnagetyax: HAHAHHA BaByBluEs879: yes Jenn: I hope you carpet munch on an ugly bitch! (Chloe--that was her response to everyone that ditched us last night) Jenn: I need to find another bitch (Chloe--by bitch she means someone to fuck and leave whenever she pleases..thats my girl) Jenn: I think im gonna take ectasy when I'm 90 and have sex and then die..that would be a good way to go BaByBluEs879: maybe hes in alaska BaByBluEs879: well not alaska BaByBluEs879: but u know like tied up BaByBluEs879: it was an expression BaByBluEs879: i just made it up right now BaByBluEs879 (10:41:14 AM): rainbow bright barbie strikes agaiin!!!!!!!!! BaByBluEs879 (1:25:30 PM): bitch BaByBluEs879 (1:25:39 PM): HOW DARE YOU CROSS ME!!!!!!!!!!! BaByBluEs879 (1:25:46 PM): hahahahah did u like that ximgonnagetyax (1:25:47 PM): HAHAHHAHA BaByBluEs879 (1:25:56 PM): i think i should be on improv ximgonnagetyax: yeah im the last thing anyone needs to envy BaByBluEs879: chloe im not going to lie BaByBluEs879: ur boobs are pretty enviable BaByBluEs879: then i fell off the toilet BaByBluEs879: and got stuck in the bathroom (Chloe--i love her more than anything!) BaByBluEs879 my life is a joke BaByBluEs879 like seriously someone is laughing at me ximgonnagetyax: hahha ximgonnagetyax: yeah me BaByBluEs879 :he just rescued an old lady out of a burning building chloe ximgonnagetyax :hahah well he will know how to treat any of your burns from your drunkenness BaByBluEs879:wtf am i doing with my life BaByBluEs879:i am in shock at myself ximgonnagetyax:haha being normal..having a relationship ximgonnagetyax:BEING A GIRL ximgonnagetyax:hahah BaByBluEs879:noooooooooooooo BaByBluEs879:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO BaByBluEs879:I AM A MAN BaByBluEs879:(boomign voice) BaByBluEs879:i think i am goign to wear dreads to this concert sat nite BaByBluEs879:its heavy metal BaByBluEs879 (3:33:50 PM):ehhh before u know it well have drank ourselves into wheelchairs BaByBluEs879: if i only had a jobv BaByBluEs879: and not school BaByBluEs879: i woudl get drunk all the tiem BaByBluEs879 (2:16:23 PM): are you at work UMfan83 (2:16:47 PM): its Saturday?! BaByBluEs879: whore lvox2214: this is ryan’s father lvox2214: sorry he’s not here right now, but I’ll be sure to pass on the message (several hours later) lvox2214: so im a whore huh? BaByBluEs879: omg I want to die Jenn: Is feces eggs or poop So Cherry Red nite Chloe and Chris bring me a brand new guy who happens to be incredibly hot...this is how the nite turned out Chloe: (turns to me) Jenn, this is Tom Me: (stares for a minute) that's nice, where's Matt? (runs away Later on that same nite Chloe: Jenn you're shirt is off you can see your boob Matt: Yeah, you have to be careful of that Me: (looks down, shrugs, doesn't bother to adjust it) Ehhhh (runs off) (shot sitting on bar) (chloe picks it up) Ola: what are u doing chloe Chloe: well someone's gotta drink it Me: ahahahahahahahhahahahahahah I am rubbing off on you Adventures of me and Mandy (when she was single) At a bar in Wrigley we meet some surfers from California who were just signed by Rusty Me: Mandy, they're not that hot, let's just leave Mandy: Jenn wtf are u talkign about they are so hot Me: No! I'm leaving (runs away) The next morn... Mandy: These are the pics from last nite Me: WTF was I thinking?!?!?!?! If you need to understand just refer to picture 6 on my myspace pics... ximgonnagetyax: wow i need to stop with all this girly emotional shit BaByBluEs879: ehhhh it happens BaByBluEs879: it happens to me sometimes BaByBluEs879: and i am a man ximgonnagetyax: it happens to me all the time and im sick of it BaByBluEs879: become a man like me!!!!! ximgonnagetyax: yeah thats okay BaByBluEs879: hahahhahahahaha BaByBluEs879: except i am gradually turning into a woman BaByBluEs879: sickkkkkkkkkk ximgonnagetyax: HAHAH BaByBluEs879: well this weekend we will eat ice cream and do womanly things BaByBluEs879: no chick flicks tho BaByBluEs879: i am not that far gone ximgonnagetyax: no ice cream! ximgonnagetyax: im on my diet BaByBluEs879: oh ok BaByBluEs879: well then other womanly foods ximgonnagetyax: ive lost 6 pounds and im not letting him ruin it BaByBluEs879: hahahah ok good BaByBluEs879: then well do sit ups or soemthing BaByBluEs879: and watch man movies BaByBluEs879: i think this is slowly turning into mans nite out BaByBluEs879: hahahhahahahahahah ximgonnagetyax: HHAHHAHAH ximgonnagetyax: dude that my fucking away message BaByBluEs879: hahahahhaha yes!!!! ximgonnagetyax : so its official ximgonnagetyax : at my wedding you and jenn are being seated nearest to the bar dulcebailarina1: skank come out to night!! please....... dulcebailarina1: i cant believe this dulcebailarina1: im begging the queen bee skanky to come out BaByBluEs879: who the fuck is the queen bee skanky BaByBluEs879: hahahhahahah oh ahahhahahahahahahah BaByBluEs879: OMG AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA BaByBluEs879: THAT IS HILARIOUS dulcebailarina1: what has the world come to dulcebailarina1: im like dulcebailarina1: in shock BaByBluEs879: i prob will BaByBluEs879: but just not stay out real late dulcebailarina1: yeah dulcebailarina1: OK GREAT!! dulcebailarina1: yay!!!!!!!! dulcebailarina1: love live the queen! BaByBluEs879: hahahahahha omg BaByBluEs879: u mean long dulcebailarina1: hahahaha yeah dulcebailarina1: thats what i meant Sotay: Tini, you're shirt is pushed over you can see your boob Tini: OMG (moves shirt over) Me: Yea I saw that a while ago but it just didn't occur to me that was something that shouldn't happen Tini: What!?!? dulcebailarina1: people might start to think we are lesbians though jen dulcebailarina1: we always end up gravitating towards each others breasts BaByBluEs879: true dulcebailarina1: haahahahahahhaa BaByBluEs879: they are hot ximgonnagetyax: its going to be the first time in years that we have hung out and not had sex ximgonnagetyax: lol BaByBluEs879: hahahhahaha yeah right BaByBluEs879: ur totally gonna do it ximgonnagetyax: he has a gf BaByBluEs879: yeah BaByBluEs879: hell break up w her ximgonnagetyax: yeah eventually but not this weekend BaByBluEs879: geez chloe thats bs BaByBluEs879: if i got to have sex w u i would totally break up w my gf ahahhahahahahahahhaha ximgonnagetyax: HAHAHAH In response to this message on Chloe's AIM Profile... Chris Miller: this is why i dont mess with gay guys...anybody who can take a dick in the ass is TOUGH! BaByBluEs879: what about girls who can take dick in the ass BaByBluEs879: are they tough too ximgonnagetyax: HAHAH BaByBluEs879: i wouldn't mess w those chicks Chloe and I have a sleepover after a nite out at Cherry Red... Me: I'm going to make cheese dip Chloe: Okay (several minutes later, I come back in completely topless holding a bag of chips and a huge bowl of cheese dip...sit down on the couch next to Chloe) Chloe stares at me Me: I didn't want to spill (I had on a white shirt) I proceed to eat the entire bowl all by myself, Chloe is too scared to try and grab a chip I get up Me: I'm going to bed Pick up the cat, start talking to it, and go to bed...next morning, don't remember any of this So Ola, Chloe, Mandy, and I went out for a girls nite one evening...this is how it turned out... Mandy and I are dancing on the bar...I see a hot guy Me: Hey Mandy (pointing at guy) that guys really hot So turns out guy has 2347239847 hot friends...somehow we end up making out at the bar... We end up in a cab and Chloe is squished between Ola and I both in guys laps, and Mandy and her dude in the front We get back to my house and Chloe and Ola (w/ dude) pass out on the couch) Mandy: Jenn, where am I supposed to sleep Me: I dunno...On the back porch (there was a futon out there at least Mandy: But Jenn, that's outside Me: Just get out there! Mandy: (meekly) okay The next morning... (I wake up, and this creeper is trying to cuddle with me, meanwhile I am crouched up against the side of the wall) The guys all leave and the three of us are left to dicuss the events of last nite Ola: What the hell just happened I woke up and there was a 40 year old man asleep next to me Mandy and I: Yeah, there were so many hot guys, and somehow you managed to find the ugliest one and gravitate to him Mandy: Well at least you didn't wake up topless in the morning on a deck outside Me: hahahahahahahah yeah...I just rolled over and went to bed (more to the story that the three girls know hahahaha love you all) Mandy: Yeah, Jenn woke up in the fertile position, praying no one would touch her Seriously one of the best nites of my life with you girls hahahahha...skankys forever "Girls are like snowflakes, they're all different, but they're all beautiful" ~Said by a Chicago Bears fan at the Superbowl game...what can I say there's none like us... Liz: so did you pack a lot of sexy lingerie for this weekend Me: No! I hadn't even thought of that Liz: Do you want to borrow some of mine Me: Excuse me?!?! BaByBluEs879: so where the heck have u been? juncl97: sleeping, i had a dream of you on thur nite, woke up friday and realized me and you werent with each other anymore. It was a dream, so i slept till yesterday, and lived in paradise with you as we ran through fields of grass barefoot and naked BaByBluEs879: hahahahhaahhahahahahahaha BaByBluEs879: omg that is going on my myspace wall juncl97: hahaha, i try, and i love you |
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My Interests |
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| drinking, shopping, drinking, shopping, etc |
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I'd like to meet:This guy!!! He is seriously the HOTTEST GUY I HAVE EVER SEEN...and I am obsessed lol |
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Music:Country!!!! (I am in love with Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, Dierks Bentley, Carrie Underwood, Faith Hill, Tim McGraw etc)~Oh just about everything! I love singing...pop, country, classic, Broadway, even some French and Italian operas haha...just don't ever ask me to sing for you because its probably not gonna happen |
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Movies:Fight Club!!! Even though someone mugged my copy Freshmen year...not really into sappy chick movies so much but anything with action or horror I definitely love |
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Books:I actually dont know how to read (Actually I do but my friend made my profile for me...but I really do love to read when I have time, which is not very often) |
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Heroes:Chloe she is amazing and I wish I could be as cool as her |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | Bermuda Triangle |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | Stripper...Hooker on the weekends if I need money |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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My Blog |
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| In 24 hours I am going to be in Czech Republic representing 1st Bitches Club~ with one of my bests...jealous much? To all my other bests have an amazing spring break and I'll try to bring back s... Posted by Jennnaaay on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST |
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Creeper Experiences Week 1 |
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| I have a creeper experience just about every day, so I have decided to blog all of these outrageous encounters...this is just from the past week it does not even begin to include the ones from my firs... Posted by Jennnaaay on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:51:00 PST |
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| Hesitate I spent my whole life Livin a lie Tryin to fix a love That was always broken I had always cried And wondered why Those simple words Were left unspoken Watched my ... Posted by Jennnaaay on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:12:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Koala Bear, christina, Marshall, chloe alyssa, jordan, Lindsey, *Clayton*, Lauren, jim*mullin, Big Andy, THE PRINCE 3, JOHNNY, Bobby Gifford, PulseChicago ! Danny Z, Junior, thats What the Friends & Familia Call Me!, JoeHollywood, Divine Sophistication, Funky Couture, PARTY TIME, PAPER CHASER, Tony, ~K~, phil, La Unica Lissy, melva, concepcion, Mandy Jean, mallory
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