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well - at least she's goin' back to Alaska! |
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| Age: | 86 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | NORTH HOLLYWOOD, California |
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| Height: | 6' 2" |
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| Last Login: | Nov 12, 2008 (387 days back) |
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About Me |
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| My name is Gregory Ivan Allen. I was born Aug 15th, 19XX with a piece of J.C. Penny stainless steel flatware in my mouth. I scratched and clawed my way out of the upper middle class ghetto of North Hollywood, Calif. to become the feared yet loved pariah that I am today. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling buildings and crushing ice. I write award winning operas and translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I can pilot a bicycle up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook two minute eggs in less than a minute. I have been known to remodel subway stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat dispersion. Occasionally, I trade ribald jests with heads of state. I have worked tirelessly in Adobe Photoshop for the last 8 years. I am an expert in glass bricklaying, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Brazil. I breed prize-winning clams. I often pay my bills on time, I only perspire when asleep. I prefer digital to film, however I don't believe either to be superior. I wrote and produced a film for Paris Hilton, and refused to have sex with her. Using only a hoe and a glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from an attack of ferocious army ants. I can read ancient Egyptian manuscripts in the original Sanskrit. I think that flash photography is dishonest, but sometimes necessary. I edit my photos on a rapidly failing PC I built with my own hands. I am an abstract sculptor, a master archer, and a ruthless bookie. I once met the Dali Llama and unknowingly offered him a bite of my hot dog. I own many of Kevin Gilberts early 80s recordings and periodically annoy the neighbors by playing them at high volume. I sleep only fifteen minutes a night and I do so standing up. It is not true that I performed covert operations for the CIA. I think Peter Gabriel was a brilliant artist until he underwent EST training. I am an unselfish lover, an investor in the Chinese stock market, a rabble rousing activist, and an inspiration to freedom fighters everywhere. My father was a stand up comic, my mother, a singer. Children trust me. I can use electronic devices without reading the manual. I do not own a PlayStation,,, or a snowboard. I was the bass player and songwriter in Larger Than Life. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I get Monty Python. I think Macs ARE for dummies. I firmly believe The Beatles were the greatest band EVER and once met Francis Ford Coppola. I got my first camera when I was 10. |
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My Interests |
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| Laughing, Photography, Music, Friends and Family. oh.... and World Peace. | |
I'd like to meet:Sir Paul McCartney, Sir George Martin, Nautica Thorn, John Force, Michael Palin, Lewis Black.Keith Olbermann on 9/11 |
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Music:= The Beatles= BEHOLD! THE MONOLITH = Porcupine Tree = The Meters = Miles Davis = Clutch = John McLaughlin = The Raconteurs = Danny Gatton = Jimi Hendrix = The Mars Volta = DC4 = The Beastie Boys = Led Zeppelin = Herbie Hancock = Tower of Power = Steely Dan = Toto (Yes Matt P., I admit it on the fuckin' internet!) = Pink Floyd = Peter Gabriel = Earth Wind & Fire = Black Sabbath = Deep Purple = Disturbed = Yes = Genesis (pre-duke) = Oingo Boingo = Buddy Holly = The Who = King Crimson = The Temptations = The Four Tops = Cheap Trick = BPUFO = Ozzy = Chingon = All Day Sucker = The White Stripes = Stevie Ray Vaughan = James Brown = Ray Charles ...this list may never end... = The Beach Boys = Stevie Wonder = Ohio Players = Al Green = Brothers Johnson = The Police = Todd Rundgren = Queen = Kittie = Frank Zappa = Yes = Jellyfish = Jason Falkner = The Tories = Kevin Gilbert = Jeff Buckley = Linus Of Hollywood = The Scabs = Duran Duran = Portishead = Giraffe = The Clash = Gentle Giant = The Crusaders = Phuxnot = Mike Landau = Flim & The Bebe's = U.K. = Return To Forever = The Monkees = Chris Cornell = Marvin Gaye = Elton John = Sly & The Family Stone = Average White Band = Missing Persons = Utopia = Rush = Weather Report = Lee Rittenour = Temple Of The Dog = Los Lobotomys = Karizma = Count Basie = Duke Ellington = Thelonius Monk = Charles Mingus = The Dixie Dregs = Brand X = Mary's Danish = Battery Acid = One Of The Loudest Tragedies Ever Heard = Stone Temple Pilots = Pat Metheny = Alice In Chains = Tool = John Coltrane = K.D. Lang = Joni Mitchell = Seal = Tears For Fears = Van FUCKIN' Halen = Parliment = Eleven = Will Owsley = Ben Folds Five = Toy Matinee and a bunch of other artists that Johnny Fisher hates! |
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Movies:So God damned many...Apocalypse NowThe Godfather I&II Reservoir Dogs Pulp Fiction Kill Bill True Romance Citizen Kane Taxi Driver Raging Bull Goodfellows Seven Fight Club Star Wars IV, V& VI Indiana Jones I, II & III Dr. Strangelove 2001,A Space Oddesy A Clockwork Orange The Shinning Full Metal Jacket Seven Samurai Sanjuro Yojimbo Ran LOTR I, II & III Once Upon A Time In Mexico Sin City Jaws Close Encounters Of The Third Kind Apollo 13 Backdraft Edward Scissorhands The Nightmare Before Christmas The Right Stuff Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas 12 Monkeys Rear Window North By Northwest Vertigo All the Connery James Bond's Glengarry Glen Ross JFK Platoon Trainspotting The Usual Suspects Blade Runner Alien Aliens The Conformist The Search For The Holy Grail Life Of Brian The Meaning Of Life Blazing Saddles Young Frankenstein |
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Television:Family Guy, Drawn Together, Nip/Tuck, The Daily Show and that's it... everything else blows! {The Riches and the Soprano's are over) |
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Heroes:Sir J. Paul McCartneyHunter S. Thompson Francis Ford Coppola Diane Arbus Akira Kurosawa Leo Fender Kevin M. Gilbert George Carlin Alfred Hitchcock Michael Palin Conrad Hall A.S.C. Issac Asimov Jaco Pastorius Gary Larson Lenny Bruce John W. Lennon Henri Cartier-Bresson Sir George Martin Gregg Toland A.S.C. Groucho Marx Cytherea Belladonna Vitorio Storaro A.S.C. Franz Kafka Mel Brooks Orson Wells Toshiro Mifune Miles Davis Ian Flemming George D. Blaisdell Scott Kelby Kevin Smith John Cleese Peter Gabriel Ted McCartey Peter Townshend Martin Scorsese Bill Hicks Brian Wilson |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | Hell Lay, Ca |
| Religion: | Muslim |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | FOOLE |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Rowan Robertson gives me a nod in a recent interview! |
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| WeROCK City has posted a new video interview with former DIO and current DC4 guitarist Rowan Robertson. Rowan talks about his current projects and his time with DIO and he mentioned me in this recent ... Posted by GIA Photo" on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 03:21:00 PST |
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CLUTCH @ the Henry Fonda in Hollywood |
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| THEY RULE - PERIOD. ... Posted by GIA Photo" on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:14:00 PST |
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Article in The Downey Patriot |
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| A nice little front page piece in The Downey Patriot about the Huckabees and featuring my shot of Josh.... Posted by GIA Photo" on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:39:00 PST |
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NAMM 2008 |
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| Well, The 2008 NAMM was just like EVERY OTHER NAMM show from the last two decades.... but we had a good time. Jason Bonham Ginger rocks the Daisy Ha-ha-ha-WHORES! Jeff @ the KRANK booth BIG ASS ROCK... Posted by GIA Photo" on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:54:00 PST |
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Dec. 14th Xmas show @ the Key Club |
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| Here's Severed Roots SHARKSKIN BABYMEAT And the Huckabees
... Posted by GIA Photo" on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:26:00 PST |
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Hotties! More shoots - Sun & Today |
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| More Molly and Greg Watanabe... I love my job! ... Posted by GIA Photo" on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:03:00 PST |
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Thanksgiving Weekend Shoots |
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| This is a small sample of the shoots I have done so far this weekend. Roxy in a B&W Fetish shoot, and Molly in an Editorial piece she concieved. ... Posted by GIA Photo" on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:54:00 PST |
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Devil Doll CD Release @ Safari Sams 10-31-07 |
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| The Devil Doll CD release show was fantastic, I had a great time and the house was packed!Poster art by GIAPhoto ... Posted by GIA Photo" on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:31:00 PST |
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Halloween R&R Stripshow! |
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| I shot my second Rock & Roll Strip Show last night. Once again I had a great time...Here are a buttload of the shots from last night. ... Posted by GIA Photo" on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:04:00 PST |
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Linus of Hollywood |
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| Man what a great show! I took Matty Dread and Lyle with me and we were blown away! We got to chat a bit after the show with Linus and he was a really nice guy. ... Posted by GIA Photo" on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:09:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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OldBlue, Jeff, Matty Dread, Rich Glasband, SHARKMAN, mattprice, JT, Yael 2.0, Lesli Matta, Lisa., Veruca Salt, BabyCakes, Nini <3, ming, Uhh Yeah Dude, Ashley Force, The Beatles, J.J. Farris, Behold! The Monolith, SHARKSKIN BABYMEAT, DC4 "HARD FUCKIN ROCK", Jason Falkner, Toy Matinee, J].a.l.e.x.[P, Robin, MAL, So......Waddya Think, Dirty Little Opera Pixie, Amy, afoxROCKS VENICE!!, Omarr Escoffie & Slow Car Crash, baby.kt.face., Irene, Matt Duncan, Leanne Lagoyda, Wickedly Mischievous, DC4 Clan~Italy, stick, Mz Led ~*~ All Girl Tribute to Led Zeppelin, MELISSA JANE ~ "MJ Siven", TheLoneliestMonk
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