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 Brendan's Profile |
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| Age: | 28 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Last Login: | Mar 12, 2009 (272 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating. | |
About Me |
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| Allergic to most things, including homework! Schools been such a drag this year, my teachers are really getting on me. And when I say getting on me, I don't mean the good kind of getting on me (like I've seen on the news), but asking me things like 'When did Columbus sail the ocean blue?' Who knows? But I do know that Britney should get custody of K Fed's beautiful offspring...she's been losing her hair over it. | |
My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Calvin, or Hobbes -- if they were real. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Muscatine, Iowa |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Occupation: | Software Sales |
My Blog |
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Project DILF |
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| Old teachers never die, they just lose their class. Well, not in my case. As I’ve added a couple more candles to the birthday cake, I’ve noticed that kids really look up to me,... Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:37:00 GMT |
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Hope Floats |
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| Between me and me, I'd make an okay contestant on the show 'Survivor.' It was just a few beers back when me and this lady happened to parlez vous in English about what it takes to overcome the h... Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:11:00 GMT |
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Thirsty For More |
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| I think it was the old Italian explorer Marcoroni Polo who once said "When life gives you a dilemma, make di lemma(n) aid." This was probably because all he had to drink was salty-sea water and ... Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 15:51:00 GMT |
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Extra Extra {Part 1} |
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| When you're on a roll, you butter keep going. Last week, everything was turning up roses for me. Ray Ban understood how bright my future was. Hell, I even wore a visor. But soo... Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 18:20:00 GMT |
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Extra Extra {Part 2} |
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| Continued from Part 1
"Hey," she whispered in my ear, "I'm a reporter from the SF Chronicle and I want to know how the hell you snuck in here."
Hmm..I thought. She was star... Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 18:07:00 GMT |
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Not another alien |
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| I think its silly to say that fish will be able to walk like people in the future. They don't have legs! But its probably not silly to say that its not impossible either. Science is weird like that. A... Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:56:00 GMT |
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Night at the Musuem |
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| A tasty, golden-fried chicken wing ain't gonna fly in your belly. But if you can predict the breeze, you may be able to sit back and let the wind blow it in. Otherwise, you'll have to work for it like... Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:51:00 GMT |
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Step Into the Danger Zone? |
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| Thank god for 'Caution' signs. Usually I ain't like reading much, but I definitely get into these things cause they come with pictures and the stories aren't too heavy. Plus, they're ... Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 14:51:00 GMT |
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Cupid Gots a Switchblade |
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| If you can't ride two horses at once, you shouldn't be in the circus...But if the circus is in town for one night, you might as well try. Yesterday I had a date with Destiny. And a date with Be... Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 16:23:00 GMT |
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Rumor Has It |
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| It seems like nowadays everyone is talking about how cool it'd be to live without electricity. I don't know, I like toast. And what about electric shaving? Now that I think abo... Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 21:25:00 GMT |
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