Laser Fart's Profile |
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Be gay with me. |
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| Age: | 32 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA |
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| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Average |
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| Last Login: | Mar 17, 2008 (208 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| You give me the choice between responsibility and a bean burrito, I'll take the burrito every time.I use these lasers that come out of my butt to protect the innocent and punish the guilty. I am... Laser Fart. | |
My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:More people like the Professor. He's the only friend I've had that hasn't been killed because of, or by me... unless you count the gorilla but he's more of an unlikely ally. If you fit into one of those two categories, welcome aboard. |
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Movies:Robocop, Spider-man 2, Superman, Star Wars |
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Television:Star Trek |
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Books:Hero With a Thousand Faces |
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Heroes:Jesus |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Religion: | Christian - other |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Love kids, but not for me |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Super Hero/ former File Clerk |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Photo Credit |
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| Most of these photos were taken by the Professor. He likes making cool things in his spare time. Check out his website called Sideshow Monkey.... Posted by Laser Fart on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 10:35:00 PST |
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In Case You Were Wondering |
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| No, I'm not that guy everyone confuses me for. He's a big-time writer in Hollywood. I'm a lonely super hero.
He's from an alternate timeline, living the life I would have had my girlfriend not b... Posted by Laser Fart on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 10:22:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Captain Ozone, PB Max, SLIMEBALL, SuperKarl!!!, Great Guy, EXTREME GIRL!!!!!!, Captain Obvious, Kaptain Takeover, Aaron, Collectable Kid™, Rhymenocerous, 49 FEET HIGH, Toilet Factory, Hal Blane ART!, Warpspider, Mr. G/R/I/B/S/, Jinxie, the Pale Enchantress©, BboyAoA *¥*ENRAGED*¥*, Brandon, Stripey Bag, PePe" The Beaner, TruckDriver, SQUEEGEEMAN™, THEONECHOSEN&LADYCHRONICLE, Athletes in Slacks, Mitch, hartley, Nic the Chick, Ally, Hard Luck, Corn Kernel, Zulu Alpha Charlie Hotel, David Bussell, I am Sancho, SHARKMAN, Dirtnap Entertainment, das wyld saloonatiks, MONU-G™, dave kratz, The Killers Funs, J, Dr. Winston, Captain Action, Stephen J Campbell
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