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 Jason's Profile |
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You know what your problem is? You have no game. |
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| Age: | 34 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | ALLENTOWN, PENNSYLVANIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 0" |
| Zodiac: |  Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) |
| Last Login: | Oct 9, 2008 (2 days back) |
About Me |
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| If you are politically correct and can't take a joke, then you need not read any further. You don't want to know me. Self-important, self-righteous people suck and I have no time for them. I'm a loyal friend who will gladly get you drunk to help you forget about the bitch/bastard who screwed you over. If I can't make you laugh with me, I will make you laugh at me. If you are being an asshole, I feel it is my duty and obligation to let you know. I make fun of everybody including myself so don't take it personally. Always remember, you're unique and different...just like everbody else. That's how I roll. | |
My Interests |
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| Movies, music, friends, cool bars, Mixed Martial Arts, football, college basketball, golf, poker, NY Yankees baseball...pretty much anything that will keep my attention for a while. | |
I'd like to meet:Anybody who is interesting and can hold an intelligent conversation. Looking at all of my friends...I do make exceptions. |
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Movies:Rounders, Animal House, Dazed and Confused, Fight Club, American History X, Bull Durham, Caddy Shack, Road Trip, Raging Bull, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Boiler Room, Blazing Saddles, Half Baked, Full Metal Jacket, Scarface, Office Space, Friday |
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Television:The Sopranos, 24, CSI (only the Vegas one), The Office, South Park, Chappelle Show |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Allentown, PA |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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MMA Vicious Knockouts!!! |
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| UfcAdd to My Profile | More Videos... Posted by Jason on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:21:00 PST |
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It's my dick in a box!!! |
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| dick in a boxAdd to My Profile | More Videos... Posted by Jason on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST |
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Pay that man his money. |
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| Rounders-Hanging AroundAdd to My Profile | More Videos... Posted by Jason on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:50:00 PST |
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Greatest Commencement Speech Ever |
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| 352nd Harvard CommencementThursday, June 5, 2003
Class Day speechJune 4, 2003(As prepared for delivery)-->
Will Ferrell
This is not the Worcester, Mass Boat Show, is it? I am sorry. I have made a te... Posted by Jason on Sun, 28 May 2006 09:34:00 PST |
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I am Your Demotivational Speaker |
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| If at first you don't succeed, maybe failure is more your style.
Winners never quit and quitters never win but those who never win and never quit are fucking morons.
Never underestimate the power of s... Posted by Jason on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:34:00 PST |
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20 Things You Didn't Know About Me |
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| When Jason deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.
When Jason goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun a... Posted by Jason on Thu, 18 May 2006 07:30:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Brett, Doug, Al, Nicole, Joe, Matt, Lauren, kennace, Dan, JAMES, The Burning Bulls, geno, Lisa, Will, Own Your Friends!, Luke, Branddi, Michelle, JOE CONTE, Chris McDevitt, Bonnie Lou :o), Paul, sissy, TRIGGONOMICS, Doug Stanhope
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